Open a fruit juice center as I have heard many rich people did this and gradually became rich swtiching over to another bussiness I think you know about Gulshan Kumar. :laugh:
Better he can become a fruit seller...
The great actor Dilip Kumar was a fruit seller ;) ;)
I am looking for becoming rich, filthy rich some thing like 2 lacs crore no fruit seller would ever dream of that. At least I want some suggestions to the status of kalmadi like 60-70 thousand crore. I think coal is just right. :evil: :evil: :evil:
Open a fruit juice center as I have heard many rich people did this and gradually became rich swtiching over to another bussiness I think you know about Gulshan Kumar. :laugh:
Better he can become a fruit seller...
The great actor Dilip Kumar was a fruit seller ;) ;)
I am looking for becoming rich, filthy rich some thing like 2 lacs crore no fruit seller would ever dream of that. At least I want some suggestions to the status of kalmadi like 60-70 thousand crore. I think coal is just right. :evil: :evil: :evil:
Ok then plan to kidnap Bill Gates and ask for ransom though its risky but you will of course get better by this than any other way. :woohoo: :woohoo:
Open a fruit juice center as I have heard many rich people did this and gradually became rich swtiching over to another bussiness I think you know about Gulshan Kumar. :laugh:
Better he can become a fruit seller...
The great actor Dilip Kumar was a fruit seller ;) ;)
I am looking for becoming rich, filthy rich some thing like 2 lacs crore no fruit seller would ever dream of that. At least I want some suggestions to the status of kalmadi like 60-70 thousand crore. I think coal is just right. :evil: :evil: :evil:
Ok then plan to kidnap Bill Gates and ask for ransom though its risky but you will of course get better by this than any other way. :woohoo: :woohoo:
If decision is already made, why are you asking we people? :cheer:
Just listen to your heart and proceed........put cotton on your ears....because we people may advise you....
No, no you are welcome to suggest me som thing better than coal otherwise I shall have to pick one of these tried and tested jobs. :evil: :evil: :evil: Come on make it fast, I shall give 5% to the one who suggests right one for me. :laugh: :laugh:
If decision is already made, why are you asking we people? :cheer:
Just listen to your heart and proceed........put cotton on your ears....because we people may advise you....
No, no you are welcome to suggest me som thing better than coal otherwise I shall have to pick one of these tried and tested jobs. :evil: :evil: :evil: Come on make it fast, I shall give 5% to the one who suggests right one for me. :laugh: :laugh:
What about beverages in Kerala?
You didn't answer it :angry:
If decision is already made, why are you asking we people? :cheer:
Just listen to your heart and proceed........put cotton on your ears....because we people may advise you....
No, no you are welcome to suggest me som thing better than coal otherwise I shall have to pick one of these tried and tested jobs. :evil: :evil: :evil: Come on make it fast, I shall give 5% to the one who suggests right one for me. :laugh: :laugh:
What about beverages in Kerala?
You didn't answer it :angry:
That is too small a job for my standard. You gotta see boozers in Punjab. 1 Patiyala peg is enough for a malayali for whole of his evening where as Punjabi starts with that. :evil: :evil:
You can open a Jewellery shop or you can start a land broking then you will be rich person or you can buy a land within 3 months the prices are increasing.
If decision is already made, why are you asking we people? :cheer:
Just listen to your heart and proceed........put cotton on your ears....because we people may advise you....
No, no you are welcome to suggest me som thing better than coal otherwise I shall have to pick one of these tried and tested jobs. :evil: :evil: :evil: Come on make it fast, I shall give 5% to the one who suggests right one for me. :laugh: :laugh:
What about beverages in Kerala?
You didn't answer it :angry:
That is too small a job for my standard. You gotta see boozers in Punjab. 1 Patiyala peg is enough for a malayali for whole of his evening where as Punjabi starts with that. :evil: :evil:
Perhaps you won't get license here :laugh: :laugh:
here, quantity is more required than quality :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
So, you can easily serve people a lot by adding water.
Giving you simple tips for your business ;)
If decision is already made, why are you asking we people? :cheer:
Just listen to your heart and proceed........put cotton on your ears....because we people may advise you....
No, no you are welcome to suggest me som thing better than coal otherwise I shall have to pick one of these tried and tested jobs. :evil: :evil: :evil: Come on make it fast, I shall give 5% to the one who suggests right one for me. :laugh: :laugh:
What about beverages in Kerala?
You didn't answer it :angry:
That is too small a job for my standard. You gotta see boozers in Punjab. 1 Patiyala peg is enough for a malayali for whole of his evening where as Punjabi starts with that. :evil: :evil:
Perhaps you won't get license here :laugh: :laugh:
here, quantity is more required than quality :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
So, you can easily serve people a lot by adding water.
Giving you simple tips for your business ;)
Suggest some thing big, I am jealous of those earning big without doing much but scams, Do we need licences to do a Ghotala. I am interested to do some thing like Harshad Mehta. :woohoo: :woohoo: :evil:
If decision is already made, why are you asking we people? :cheer:
Just listen to your heart and proceed........put cotton on your ears....because we people may advise you....
No, no you are welcome to suggest me som thing better than coal otherwise I shall have to pick one of these tried and tested jobs. :evil: :evil: :evil: Come on make it fast, I shall give 5% to the one who suggests right one for me. :laugh: :laugh:
What about beverages in Kerala?
You didn't answer it :angry:
That is too small a job for my standard. You gotta see boozers in Punjab. 1 Patiyala peg is enough for a malayali for whole of his evening where as Punjabi starts with that. :evil: :evil:
Perhaps you won't get license here :laugh: :laugh:
here, quantity is more required than quality :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
So, you can easily serve people a lot by adding water.
Giving you simple tips for your business ;)
Suggest some thing big, I am jealous of those earning big without doing much but scams, Do we need licences to do a Ghotala. I am interested to do some thing like Harshad Mehta. :woohoo: :woohoo: :evil:
Don't ask me anything about Harshad mehta....I know that 1 crore rupees bribery only...I think it's related to share market, not beverages :evil: :evil: :evil:
Don't fool me, even if am bad in politics :angry: :angry:
Then take a lottery and believe in yourself and your luck.
Can't you think some thing big?? Lottery is nothing I am planning to sell Red Fort and Taj Mahal. If they can sell coal mines and spectrum so cheap why can't I sell these two buildings??? :( :(
Then take a lottery and believe in yourself and your luck.
Can't you think some thing big?? Lottery is nothing I am planning to sell Red Fort and Taj Mahal. If they can sell coal mines and spectrum so cheap why can't I sell these two buildings??? :( :(
Why are you behind coal mines.....still now I can't understand why :angry:
Now, it's time for fishing big ones......spectrum, 2G, 3G,4G......10G :woohoo:
It sounds nice :evil:
Then take a lottery and believe in yourself and your luck.
Can't you think some thing big?? Lottery is nothing I am planning to sell Red Fort and Taj Mahal. If they can sell coal mines and spectrum so cheap why can't I sell these two buildings??? :( :(
Why are you behind coal mines.....still now I can't understand why :angry:
Now, it's time for fishing big ones......spectrum, 2G, 3G,4G......10G :woohoo:
It sounds nice :evil:
These are nothing compared to coal scam that has stopped every thing in our political circle. This is valued at 2 lakh crore for the time being.
Then take a lottery and believe in yourself and your luck.
Can't you think some thing big?? Lottery is nothing I am planning to sell Red Fort and Taj Mahal. If they can sell coal mines and spectrum so cheap why can't I sell these two buildings??? :( :(
Why are you behind coal mines.....still now I can't understand why :angry:
Now, it's time for fishing big ones......spectrum, 2G, 3G,4G......10G :woohoo:
It sounds nice :evil:
These are nothing compared to coal scam that has stopped every thing in our political circle. This is valued at 2 lakh crore for the time being.
You are saying about 2 lakh Crore. But do you know how many zeroes that number has? :whistle:
Just count and reply :sick:
If decision is already made, why are you asking we people? :cheer:
Just listen to your heart and proceed........put cotton on your ears....because we people may advise you....
No, no you are welcome to suggest me som thing better than coal otherwise I shall have to pick one of these tried and tested jobs. :evil: :evil: :evil: Come on make it fast, I shall give 5% to the one who suggests right one for me. :laugh: :laugh:
What about beverages in Kerala?
You didn't answer it :angry:
That is too small a job for my standard. You gotta see boozers in Punjab. 1 Patiyala peg is enough for a malayali for whole of his evening where as Punjabi starts with that. :evil: :evil:
Perhaps you won't get license here :laugh: :laugh:
here, quantity is more required than quality :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
So, you can easily serve people a lot by adding water.
Giving you simple tips for your business ;)
Suggest some thing big, I am jealous of those earning big without doing much but scams, Do we need licences to do a Ghotala. I am interested to do some thing like Harshad Mehta. :woohoo: :woohoo: :evil:
If decision is already made, why are you asking we people? :cheer:
Just listen to your heart and proceed........put cotton on your ears....because we people may advise you....
No, no you are welcome to suggest me som thing better than coal otherwise I shall have to pick one of these tried and tested jobs. :evil: :evil: :evil: Come on make it fast, I shall give 5% to the one who suggests right one for me. :laugh: :laugh:
What about beverages in Kerala?
You didn't answer it :angry:
That is too small a job for my standard. You gotta see boozers in Punjab. 1 Patiyala peg is enough for a malayali for whole of his evening where as Punjabi starts with that. :evil: :evil:
Perhaps you won't get license here :laugh: :laugh:
here, quantity is more required than quality :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
So, you can easily serve people a lot by adding water.
Giving you simple tips for your business ;)
Suggest some thing big, I am jealous of those earning big without doing much but scams, Do we need licences to do a Ghotala. I am interested to do some thing like Harshad Mehta. :woohoo: :woohoo: :evil:
I think you don't want to become rich instead want to experience living in jail. :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:
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