Elephant or an Ant
Friends we have many a times heard the jokes of elephant and an ant. Can you tell me how is great and why?
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Let us leave it to the ant to decide what it wants to choose for its helmet. :P
In the mean time tell me there is a refrigerator and you have to fit an elephant in it how do you do it? :ohmy:
Cut it into small pieces.....and marinate with masala. Keep it in fridge and fry later :woohoo: :woohoo:
No I want to fit in a live elephant in the fridge. :P Try again! :silly:
Then I want a magic stick of magician or mayavi to make it small and keep inside the fridge
Let us leave it to the ant to decide what it wants to choose for its helmet. :P
In the mean time tell me there is a refrigerator and you have to fit an elephant in it how do you do it? :ohmy:
Cut it into small pieces.....and marinate with masala. Keep it in fridge and fry later :woohoo: :woohoo:
No I want to fit in a live elephant in the fridge. :P Try again! :silly:
Then I want a magic stick of magician or mayavi to make it small and keep inside the fridge
Then you will become a magician who will miracle the eyes of the people.
Let us leave it to the ant to decide what it wants to choose for its helmet. :P
In the mean time tell me there is a refrigerator and you have to fit an elephant in it how do you do it? :ohmy:
Cut it into small pieces.....and marinate with masala. Keep it in fridge and fry later :woohoo: :woohoo:
No I want to fit in a live elephant in the fridge. :P Try again! :silly:
Then I want a magic stick of magician or mayavi to make it small and keep inside the fridge
No no it is simple! Open the door of the fridge and put the elephant in. The fridge is large in this case. :laugh:
Now how would you put a giraffe with a very long neck in the fridge? :ohmy:
Let us leave it to the ant to decide what it wants to choose for its helmet. :P
In the mean time tell me there is a refrigerator and you have to fit an elephant in it how do you do it? :ohmy:
Cut it into small pieces.....and marinate with masala. Keep it in fridge and fry later :woohoo: :woohoo:
No I want to fit in a live elephant in the fridge. :P Try again! :silly:
Then I want a magic stick of magician or mayavi to make it small and keep inside the fridge
No no it is simple! Open the door of the fridge and put the elephant in. The fridge is large in this case. :laugh:
Now how would you put a giraffe with a very long neck in the fridge? :ohmy:
large fridge!!! :sick: :sick:
Cheating....pure cheating...I want another answer :angry:
Let us leave it to the ant to decide what it wants to choose for its helmet. :P
In the mean time tell me there is a refrigerator and you have to fit an elephant in it how do you do it? :ohmy:
Cut it into small pieces.....and marinate with masala. Keep it in fridge and fry later :woohoo: :woohoo:
No I want to fit in a live elephant in the fridge. :P Try again! :silly:
Then I want a magic stick of magician or mayavi to make it small and keep inside the fridge
No no it is simple! Open the door of the fridge and put the elephant in. The fridge is large in this case. :laugh:
Now how would you put a giraffe with a very long neck in the fridge? :ohmy:
large fridge!!! :sick: :sick:
Cheating....pure cheating...I want another answer :angry:
:woohoo: :woohoo: No no no its the right answer. :P My question so I will decide the answer. Accept the large fridge or consider it to be a baby elephant. :cheer:
Ok...then answer this question.....
One day elephant met with an accident. when I went to hospital to see him, I saw both ant and elephant in next to next beds. Both persons looked ill, both of their bodies had tubes, syringes, etc.....
can you tell me the reason?
Because the ant loves the elephant and ant is the one who took him to the hospital so by carrying the elephant the ant became very weak. So much that the ant needed many glucose bottles that is why the syringes were pierced in its body too. :woohoo:
Maybe.. :unsure:
Ok...then answer this question.....
One day elephant met with an accident. when I went to hospital to see him, I saw both ant and elephant in next to next beds. Both persons looked ill, both of their bodies had tubes, syringes, etc.....
can you tell me the reason?
Because the ant loves the elephant and ant is the one who took him to the hospital so by carrying the elephant the ant became very weak. So much that the ant needed many glucose bottles that is why the syringes were pierced in its body too. :woohoo:
Maybe.. :unsure:
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Nice answer.
Because they were going on a scooter and had an accident so they both got injured. :laugh:
Ok...then answer this question.....
One day elephant met with an accident. when I went to hospital to see him, I saw both ant and elephant in next to next beds. Both persons looked ill, both of their bodies had tubes, syringes, etc.....
can you tell me the reason?
Because the ant loves the elephant and ant is the one who took him to the hospital so by carrying the elephant the ant became very weak. So much that the ant needed many glucose bottles that is why the syringes were pierced in its body too. :woohoo:
Maybe.. :unsure:
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Nice answer.
Because they were going on a scooter and had an accident so they both got injured. :laugh:
I didn't think that. I was searching for a more stupid answer probably leaving the obvious one. :unsure:
Ha ha ha....both of you are wrong....
Keep searching for the most stupid answer!!!
What is the answer then? :blink:
May be ant stretched its leg and made elephant fall on ant and both got injured in the incident. :laugh:
No no...ant fell on the elephant and Kesavan is seriously injured :blink:
Just kidding...yaar........ :cheer:
Search another stupid answer.... :S
Ha ha ha....both of you are wrong....
Keep searching for the most stupid answer!!!
:evil: The ant went to donate his organs to the elephant. :lol:
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Hi hi hi...wrong answer again :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:
The ant went because it had free time! :huh: :huh: Give me a hint please I am curious to know the answer now! :dry:
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