Elephant or an Ant

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Friends we have many a times heard the jokes of elephant and an ant. Can you tell me how is great and why?

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Let me give you a puzzle of ant and elephant.....

Ant and elephant, as you know, are friends.

When elephant was passing by a temple, he was able to understand that his friend was inside the temple. Can you tell me how?


Maybe the elephant saw the footprints of the ant. :silly: Is it?


Let me thank you first for answering....
But so sorry, answer is wrong :dry:
Try again...am waiting with many elephant puzzles to solve :P




Maybe the elephant recognized the ant's 4 shoes outside the gate. :blink: Is it ?


Correct :woohoo: :woohoo:
100 marks for this right answer!! :cheer: :cheer: :cheer:

But what's this 4 shoes? :whistle: How many shoes does an ant need? :whistle: :whistle: :whistle:


That particular had two of her legs fractured so she wore only 4 shoes.

How do you know his legs are fractured? :blink:
I think, you have broken his legs mercilessly :angry: :angry:


not his but her, actually elephant put his feet on ant's two fore legs by mistake. :( :(


It's your mistake.... :angry:
You are like your friend keshavan, very careless while walking :angry: :angry: :cheer: :cheer: :cheer: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Poor ant :( :(
Let me give you a puzzle of ant and elephant.....

Ant and elephant, as you know, are friends.

When elephant was passing by a temple, he was able to understand that his friend was inside the temple. Can you tell me how?


Maybe the elephant saw the footprints of the ant. :silly: Is it?


Let me thank you first for answering....
But so sorry, answer is wrong :dry:
Try again...am waiting with many elephant puzzles to solve :P




Maybe the elephant recognized the ant's 4 shoes outside the gate. :blink: Is it ?


Correct :woohoo: :woohoo:
100 marks for this right answer!! :cheer: :cheer: :cheer:

But what's this 4 shoes? :whistle: How many shoes does an ant need? :whistle: :whistle: :whistle:


That particular had two of her legs fractured so she wore only 4 shoes.

How do you know his legs are fractured? :blink:
I think, you have broken his legs mercilessly :angry: :angry:


not his but her, actually elephant put his feet on ant's two fore legs by mistake. :( :(


It's your mistake.... :angry:
You are like your friend keshavan, very careless while walking :angry: :angry: :cheer: :cheer: :cheer: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Poor ant :( :(


When I walk on some one then he gets going for ever not only broken legs. ;) Have you heard about suny paaji ka 2and 1/2 kg haath. Aadmi uthta nahi uth jaata hai. :laugh: :laugh:
Let me give you a puzzle of ant and elephant.....

Ant and elephant, as you know, are friends.

When elephant was passing by a temple, he was able to understand that his friend was inside the temple. Can you tell me how?


Maybe the elephant saw the footprints of the ant. :silly: Is it?


Let me thank you first for answering....
But so sorry, answer is wrong :dry:
Try again...am waiting with many elephant puzzles to solve :P




Maybe the elephant recognized the ant's 4 shoes outside the gate. :blink: Is it ?


Correct :woohoo: :woohoo:
100 marks for this right answer!! :cheer: :cheer: :cheer:

But what's this 4 shoes? :whistle: How many shoes does an ant need? :whistle: :whistle: :whistle:


That particular had two of her legs fractured so she wore only 4 shoes.

How do you know his legs are fractured? :blink:
I think, you have broken his legs mercilessly :angry: :angry:


not his but her, actually elephant put his feet on ant's two fore legs by mistake. :( :(


It's your mistake.... :angry:
You are like your friend keshavan, very careless while walking :angry: :angry: :cheer: :cheer: :cheer: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Poor ant :( :(


When I walk on some one then he gets going for ever not only broken legs. ;) Have you heard about suny paaji ka 2and 1/2 kg haath. Aadmi uthta nahi uth jaata hai. :laugh: :laugh:

Haath nahi....Haathi :P :P Sunil Haathi and poor ant :( :( :(
Let me give you a puzzle of ant and elephant.....

Ant and elephant, as you know, are friends.

When elephant was passing by a temple, he was able to understand that his friend was inside the temple. Can you tell me how?


Maybe the elephant saw the footprints of the ant. :silly: Is it?


Let me thank you first for answering....
But so sorry, answer is wrong :dry:
Try again...am waiting with many elephant puzzles to solve :P




Maybe the elephant recognized the ant's 4 shoes outside the gate. :blink: Is it ?


Correct :woohoo: :woohoo:
100 marks for this right answer!! :cheer: :cheer: :cheer:

But what's this 4 shoes? :whistle: How many shoes does an ant need? :whistle: :whistle: :whistle:


That particular had two of her legs fractured so she wore only 4 shoes.

How do you know his legs are fractured? :blink:
I think, you have broken his legs mercilessly :angry: :angry:


not his but her, actually elephant put his feet on ant's two fore legs by mistake. :( :(


It's your mistake.... :angry:
You are like your friend keshavan, very careless while walking :angry: :angry: :cheer: :cheer: :cheer: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Poor ant :( :(


When I walk on some one then he gets going for ever not only broken legs. ;) Have you heard about suny paaji ka 2and 1/2 kg haath. Aadmi uthta nahi uth jaata hai. :laugh: :laugh:

Haath nahi....Haathi :P :P Sunil Haathi and poor ant :( :( :(


Just imagine about my hath is so strong then what would happen if whole Hathi came into action. :laugh: :laugh:
Let me give you a puzzle of ant and elephant.....

Ant and elephant, as you know, are friends.

When elephant was passing by a temple, he was able to understand that his friend was inside the temple. Can you tell me how?


Maybe the elephant saw the footprints of the ant. :silly: Is it?


Let me thank you first for answering....
But so sorry, answer is wrong :dry:
Try again...am waiting with many elephant puzzles to solve :P




Maybe the elephant recognized the ant's 4 shoes outside the gate. :blink: Is it ?


Correct :woohoo: :woohoo:
100 marks for this right answer!! :cheer: :cheer: :cheer:

But what's this 4 shoes? :whistle: How many shoes does an ant need? :whistle: :whistle: :whistle:


That particular had two of her legs fractured so she wore only 4 shoes.

How do you know his legs are fractured? :blink:
I think, you have broken his legs mercilessly :angry: :angry:


not his but her, actually elephant put his feet on ant's two fore legs by mistake. :( :(


It's your mistake.... :angry:
You are like your friend keshavan, very careless while walking :angry: :angry: :cheer: :cheer: :cheer: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Poor ant :( :(


When I walk on some one then he gets going for ever not only broken legs. ;) Have you heard about suny paaji ka 2and 1/2 kg haath. Aadmi uthta nahi uth jaata hai. :laugh: :laugh:

Haath nahi....Haathi :P :P Sunil Haathi and poor ant :( :( :(


Just imagine about my hath is so strong then what would happen if whole Hathi came into action. :laugh: :laugh:

so, you are also agreeing, you are an elephant :blink: :blink:
That's why it's told Haathi mera saathi.....Sanjeev and Sunil :cheer:
Let me give you a puzzle of ant and elephant.....

Ant and elephant, as you know, are friends.

When elephant was passing by a temple, he was able to understand that his friend was inside the temple. Can you tell me how?


Maybe the elephant saw the footprints of the ant. :silly: Is it?


Let me thank you first for answering....
But so sorry, answer is wrong :dry:
Try again...am waiting with many elephant puzzles to solve :P




Maybe the elephant recognized the ant's 4 shoes outside the gate. :blink: Is it ?


Correct :woohoo: :woohoo:
100 marks for this right answer!! :cheer: :cheer: :cheer:

But what's this 4 shoes? :whistle: How many shoes does an ant need? :whistle: :whistle: :whistle:


That particular had two of her legs fractured so she wore only 4 shoes.

How do you know his legs are fractured? :blink:
I think, you have broken his legs mercilessly :angry: :angry:


not his but her, actually elephant put his feet on ant's two fore legs by mistake. :( :(


It's your mistake.... :angry:
You are like your friend keshavan, very careless while walking :angry: :angry: :cheer: :cheer: :cheer: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Poor ant :( :(


When I walk on some one then he gets going for ever not only broken legs. ;) Have you heard about suny paaji ka 2and 1/2 kg haath. Aadmi uthta nahi uth jaata hai. :laugh: :laugh:

Haath nahi....Haathi :P :P Sunil Haathi and poor ant :( :( :(


Just imagine about my hath is so strong then what would happen if whole Hathi came into action. :laugh: :laugh:

so, you are also agreeing, you are an elephant :blink: :blink:
That's why it's told Haathi mera saathi.....Sanjeev and Sunil :cheer:


When did I admit it? :blink:

I think only you saw/noticed it and no one else did it. :laugh:

Anyways you can say me anything I won't mind it but please allow me to call you an Owl monkey. :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:
Let me give you a puzzle of ant and elephant.....

Ant and elephant, as you know, are friends.

When elephant was passing by a temple, he was able to understand that his friend was inside the temple. Can you tell me how?


Maybe the elephant saw the footprints of the ant. :silly: Is it?


Let me thank you first for answering....
But so sorry, answer is wrong :dry:
Try again...am waiting with many elephant puzzles to solve :P




Maybe the elephant recognized the ant's 4 shoes outside the gate. :blink: Is it ?


Correct :woohoo: :woohoo:
100 marks for this right answer!! :cheer: :cheer: :cheer:

But what's this 4 shoes? :whistle: How many shoes does an ant need? :whistle: :whistle: :whistle:


That particular had two of her legs fractured so she wore only 4 shoes.

How do you know his legs are fractured? :blink:
I think, you have broken his legs mercilessly :angry: :angry:


not his but her, actually elephant put his feet on ant's two fore legs by mistake. :( :(


It's your mistake.... :angry:
You are like your friend keshavan, very careless while walking :angry: :angry: :cheer: :cheer: :cheer: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Poor ant :( :(


When I walk on some one then he gets going for ever not only broken legs. ;) Have you heard about suny paaji ka 2and 1/2 kg haath. Aadmi uthta nahi uth jaata hai. :laugh: :laugh:

Haath nahi....Haathi :P :P Sunil Haathi and poor ant :( :( :(


Just imagine about my hath is so strong then what would happen if whole Hathi came into action. :laugh: :laugh:

so, you are also agreeing, you are an elephant :blink: :blink:
That's why it's told Haathi mera saathi.....Sanjeev and Sunil :cheer:


When did I admit it? :blink:

I think only you saw/noticed it and no one else did it. :laugh:

Anyways you can say me anything I won't mind it but please allow me to call you an Owl monkey. :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:


You have agreed several times, dracula Kesavan :P

Never :angry:
You can call me a bacteria...but an owl monkey :ohmy: :ohmy: neverrrrrrrrrrrrr :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:
When I walk on some one then he gets going for ever not only broken legs. ;) Have you heard about suny paaji ka 2and 1/2 kg haath. Aadmi uthta nahi uth jaata hai. :laugh: :laugh:[/quote]
Haath nahi....Haathi :P :P Sunil Haathi and poor ant :( :( :([/quote]

Just imagine about my hath is so strong then what would happen if whole Hathi came into action. :laugh: :laugh:[/quote]
so, you are also agreeing, you are an elephant :blink: :blink:
That's why it's told Haathi mera saathi.....Sanjeev and Sunil :cheer:[/quote]

When did I admit it? :blink:

I think only you saw/noticed it and no one else did it. :laugh:

Anyways you can say me anything I won't mind it but please allow me to call you an Owl monkey. :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:[/quote]

SJ, How come you find our Caesar an owl monkey- What are the similarities in between these two???? ;) ;)
When I walk on some one then he gets going for ever not only broken legs. ;) Have you heard about suny paaji ka 2and 1/2 kg haath. Aadmi uthta nahi uth jaata hai. :laugh: :laugh:

Haath nahi....Haathi :P :P Sunil Haathi and poor ant :( :( :([/quote]

Just imagine about my hath is so strong then what would happen if whole Hathi came into action. :laugh: :laugh:[/quote]
so, you are also agreeing, you are an elephant :blink: :blink:
That's why it's told Haathi mera saathi.....Sanjeev and Sunil :cheer:[/quote]

When did I admit it? :blink:

I think only you saw/noticed it and no one else did it. :laugh:

Anyways you can say me anything I won't mind it but please allow me to call you an Owl monkey. :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:[/quote]

SJ, How come you find our Caesar an owl monkey- What are the similarities in between these two???? ;) ;)[/quote]

Now also, i haven't forget that Kaiser Incident :ohmy: :ohmy: :ohmy: :evil: :evil:
As she wants to be a creature who sleep all the day so I thought she should be an owl monkey in the next birth as it sleeps for 17 hours a day. :laugh:
As she wants to be a creature who sleep all the day so I thought she should be an owl monkey in the next birth as it sleeps for 17 hours a day. :laugh:


but I want to sleep 24 hours a day :silly: :silly:
As she wants to be a creature who sleep all the day so I thought she should be an owl monkey in the next birth as it sleeps for 17 hours a day. :laugh:


but I want to sleep 24 hours a day :silly: :silly:


Don't worry there is no restriction you can sleep for 24 hours also after being an Owl monkey. :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:
As she wants to be a creature who sleep all the day so I thought she should be an owl monkey in the next birth as it sleeps for 17 hours a day. :laugh:


but I want to sleep 24 hours a day :silly: :silly:


I wish there were 24 hours in a day... , cannot have more than 14 these days. We in our parts have only 10-11 in winters. :)
As she wants to be a creature who sleep all the day so I thought she should be an owl monkey in the next birth as it sleeps for 17 hours a day. :laugh:


but I want to sleep 24 hours a day :silly: :silly:


I wish there were 24 hours in a day... , cannot have more than 14 these days. We in our parts have only 10-11 in winters. :)


Anyway, i want to sleep 365 days an year in my next birth :silly: :silly:
As she wants to be a creature who sleep all the day so I thought she should be an owl monkey in the next birth as it sleeps for 17 hours a day. :laugh:


but I want to sleep 24 hours a day :silly: :silly:


I wish there were 24 hours in a day... , cannot have more than 14 these days. We in our parts have only 10-11 in winters. :)


Anyway, i want to sleep 365 days an year in my next birth :silly: :silly:


every one sleeps daily I don't any one person who sleep for only 360 days. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
As she wants to be a creature who sleep all the day so I thought she should be an owl monkey in the next birth as it sleeps for 17 hours a day. :laugh:


but I want to sleep 24 hours a day :silly: :silly:


I wish there were 24 hours in a day... , cannot have more than 14 these days. We in our parts have only 10-11 in winters. :)


Anyway, i want to sleep 365 days an year in my next birth :silly: :silly:


every one sleeps daily I don't any one person who sleep for only 360 days. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

what a comedy...
365 days and 24 hours full :angry: :angry:
As she wants to be a creature who sleep all the day so I thought she should be an owl monkey in the next birth as it sleeps for 17 hours a day. :laugh:


but I want to sleep 24 hours a day :silly: :silly:


I wish there were 24 hours in a day... , cannot have more than 14 these days. We in our parts have only 10-11 in winters. :)


Anyway, i want to sleep 365 days an year in my next birth :silly: :silly:


every one sleeps daily I don't any one person who sleep for only 360 days. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

what a comedy...
365 days and 24 hours full :angry: :angry:



Now you mentioned it I think you need to be a Kumbhkaran in next birth. :cheer:

OK ask God if He has something for you. :laugh:
As she wants to be a creature who sleep all the day so I thought she should be an owl monkey in the next birth as it sleeps for 17 hours a day. :laugh:


but I want to sleep 24 hours a day :silly: :silly:


I wish there were 24 hours in a day... , cannot have more than 14 these days. We in our parts have only 10-11 in winters. :)


Anyway, i want to sleep 365 days an year in my next birth :silly: :silly:


every one sleeps daily I don't any one person who sleep for only 360 days. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

what a comedy...
365 days and 24 hours full :angry: :angry:


Then who will write so many posts here? Do you want to make this place look deserted???? :laugh: :laugh:
As she wants to be a creature who sleep all the day so I thought she should be an owl monkey in the next birth as it sleeps for 17 hours a day. :laugh:


but I want to sleep 24 hours a day :silly: :silly:


I wish there were 24 hours in a day... , cannot have more than 14 these days. We in our parts have only 10-11 in winters. :)


Anyway, i want to sleep 365 days an year in my next birth :silly: :silly:


every one sleeps daily I don't any one person who sleep for only 360 days. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

what a comedy...
365 days and 24 hours full :angry: :angry:



Now you mentioned it I think you need to be a Kumbhkaran in next birth. :cheer:

OK ask God if He has something for you. :laugh:

I don't want to eat also...
Just sleeping..sleeping and only sleeping :sick:
As she wants to be a creature who sleep all the day so I thought she should be an owl monkey in the next birth as it sleeps for 17 hours a day. :laugh:


but I want to sleep 24 hours a day :silly: :silly:


I wish there were 24 hours in a day... , cannot have more than 14 these days. We in our parts have only 10-11 in winters. :)


Anyway, i want to sleep 365 days an year in my next birth :silly: :silly:


every one sleeps daily I don't any one person who sleep for only 360 days. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

what a comedy...
365 days and 24 hours full :angry: :angry:


Then who will write so many posts here? Do you want to make this place look deserted???? :laugh: :laugh:


Come on Suny we are talking about next birth. :laugh:

She wants to sleep whole day in next birth. :blink:

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