Now it's time for Onam celebration. Hoping you all know story behind our Onam.
On Thiruvonam day of Malayalam Month Chingam every year, Mahabali visits his subjects to see what we are doing ;)
Let me ask you a simple question.....
If he comes before you and is ready to grand 3 wishes.....what will you ask him??? :whistle: :whistle: :whistle:
I have posted it in humour catagory. So, am waiting for some funny answers :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :cheer: :cheer: :cheer:
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Khudi kop kar buland itna ki har takdir se pahale khuda bande se yeh puche teri raza kua hai (Iqbal)
This means raise your self confidence so high that 'Khuda' (God) asks you what you want.
I go further. I am master of my destiny,. i know what i want and I'll get what I want.
Let mahabali come to me. I shall ask him: What are your wishes? I am here. My Boddunan colleagues are here. We shall help you.
What an attitude ! :cheer:
When he come next time, I may ask his umbrella of palm leaves. It's so special. I may ask his gold ornaments too. Gold is so expensive!!! What else he can give me!!!
I will take his silken Dhoti, he would be unable to move and stay with me forever. Rest of his things would be mine automatically. :lol:
This is cheating :P :P
Na, na- we two can share his dhoti and other belongings. Free de mal to sab nu hajam hunde ne.
No you take the Mustache and leave the silk dhoti for me :) :) So kind of you :lol: :lol:
Khudi kop kar buland itna ki har takdir se pahale khuda bande se yeh puche teri raza kua hai (Iqbal)
This means raise your self confidence so high that 'Khuda' (God) asks you what you want.
I go further. I am master of my destiny,. i know what i want and I'll get what I want.
Let mahabali come to me. I shall ask him: What are your wishes? I am here. My Boddunan colleagues are here. We shall help you.
Another nice answer!!!!
Actually what can we do for him.....a special Kerala Sadya for Onam with some special dishes from north India :whistle: :whistle:
As this is under the category of humour, I have 3 main wishes : -
1. Marriage with Rahul Gandhi
2. Playing football with polar bears
3. Holiday Tour package of the planet Mars
Devyani. I don't know why you selected Rahul. There are so many in Boddunan. He is not so young. If you are of dominating nature, some in Boddunan would be more appropriate. Just send PM.
As this is under the category of humour, I have 3 main wishes : -
1. Marriage with Rahul Gandhi
2. Playing football with polar bears
3. Holiday Tour package of the planet Mars
Marriage with Rahul Gandhi...entammo :ohmy: :ohmy: :ohmy: :ohmy:
then it's to be placed in horror catagory, not humour catagory :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:
As this is under the category of humour, I have 3 main wishes : -
1. Marriage with Rahul Gandhi
2. Playing football with polar bears
3. Holiday Tour package of the planet Mars
Devyani. I don't know why you selected Rahul. There are so many in Boddunan. He is not so young. If you are of dominating nature, some in Boddunan would be more appropriate. Just send PM.
Now this thread has really turned to be a funny one!!!
An amazing discovery by Gulshanji :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:
Devayani.....do you need my help? ;)
As this is under the category of humour, I have 3 main wishes : -
1. Marriage with Rahul Gandhi
2. Playing football with polar bears
3. Holiday Tour package of the planet Mars
Marriage with Rahul Gandhi...entammo :ohmy: :ohmy: :ohmy: :ohmy:
then it's to be placed in horror catagory, not humour catagory :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:
I agree. even Ramdev would be better. The best are in Boddunan.
As this is under the category of humour, I have 3 main wishes : -
1. Marriage with Rahul Gandhi
2. Playing football with polar bears
3. Holiday Tour package of the planet Mars
Marriage with Rahul Gandhi...entammo :ohmy: :ohmy: :ohmy: :ohmy:
then it's to be placed in horror catagory, not humour catagory :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:
I agree. even Ramdev would be better. The best are in Boddunan.
Is it just a flattery ;)
Boddunan bachelors...are you hearing????
As this is under the category of humour, I have 3 main wishes : -
1. Marriage with Rahul Gandhi
2. Playing football with polar bears
3. Holiday Tour package of the planet Mars
Marriage with Rahul Gandhi...entammo :ohmy: :ohmy: :ohmy: :ohmy:
then it's to be placed in horror catagory, not humour catagory :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:
I agree. even Ramdev would be better. The best are in Boddunan.
But what is the problem with Rahul? Do,'t you think he is the most eligible bachelor of the country today. Or you have some one else in sight especially in Boddunan??.
As this is under the category of humour, I have 3 main wishes : -
1. Marriage with Rahul Gandhi
2. Playing football with polar bears
3. Holiday Tour package of the planet Mars
Marriage with Rahul Gandhi...entammo :ohmy: :ohmy: :ohmy: :ohmy:
then it's to be placed in horror catagory, not humour catagory :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:
I agree. even Ramdev would be better. The best are in Boddunan.
But what is the problem with Rahul? Do,'t you think he is the most eligible bachelor of the country today. Or you have some one else in sight especially in Boddunan??.
Gulshanji and Vinod are the most eligible bachelors of boddunan ;) :P :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
As this is under the category of humour, I have 3 main wishes : -
1. Marriage with Rahul Gandhi
2. Playing football with polar bears
3. Holiday Tour package of the planet Mars
Marriage with Rahul Gandhi...entammo :ohmy: :ohmy: :ohmy: :ohmy:
then it's to be placed in horror catagory, not humour catagory :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:
I agree. even Ramdev would be better. The best are in Boddunan.
Is it just a flattery ;)
Boddunan bachelors...are you hearing????
All have heard. Boddunan members are all friends, brothers, sisters and everything as required. Nobody need travel outside the site for any needs or emotions. .
As this is under the category of humour, I have 3 main wishes : -
1. Marriage with Rahul Gandhi
2. Playing football with polar bears
3. Holiday Tour package of the planet Mars
Marriage with Rahul Gandhi...entammo :ohmy: :ohmy: :ohmy: :ohmy:
then it's to be placed in horror catagory, not humour catagory :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:
I agree. even Ramdev would be better. The best are in Boddunan.
Is it just a flattery ;)
Boddunan bachelors...are you hearing????
All have heard. Boddunan members are all friends, brothers, sisters and everything as required. Nobody need travel outside the site for any needs or emotions. .
Again another intellectual answer :cheer: :cheer: :cheer:
As this is under the category of humour, I have 3 main wishes : -
1. Marriage with Rahul Gandhi
2. Playing football with polar bears
3. Holiday Tour package of the planet Mars
Marriage with Rahul Gandhi...entammo :ohmy: :ohmy: :ohmy: :ohmy:
then it's to be placed in horror catagory, not humour catagory :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:
I agree. even Ramdev would be better. The best are in Boddunan.
Is it just a flattery ;)
Boddunan bachelors...are you hearing????
All have heard. Boddunan members are all friends, brothers, sisters and everything as required. Nobody need travel outside the site for any needs or emotions. .
Again another intellectual answer :cheer: :cheer: :cheer:
I was once member of Maitri Club at Agra. The founder Raviji is no more. Hence the club dissolved. The club believed that everyone has some emotions that can not be generally disclosed. The club members may unhesitatingly disclose these to any one in the club. But there would be no compulsion to accept the demand. Thus anyone may demand anything or express anything unhesitatingly and also could similarly refuse.
As this is under the category of humour, I have 3 main wishes : -
1. Marriage with Rahul Gandhi
2. Playing football with polar bears
3. Holiday Tour package of the planet Mars
Marriage with Rahul Gandhi...entammo :ohmy: :ohmy: :ohmy: :ohmy:
then it's to be placed in horror catagory, not humour catagory :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:
I agree. even Ramdev would be better. The best are in Boddunan.
Is it just a flattery ;)
Boddunan bachelors...are you hearing????
All have heard. Boddunan members are all friends, brothers, sisters and everything as required. Nobody need travel outside the site for any needs or emotions. .
Again another intellectual answer :cheer: :cheer: :cheer:
I was once member of Maitri Club at Agra. The founder Raviji is no more. Hence the club dissolved. The club believed that everyone has some emotions that can not be generally disclosed. The club members may unhesitatingly disclose these to any one in the club. But there would be no compulsion to accept the demand. Thus anyone may demand anything or express anything unhesitatingly and also could similarly refuse.
am eagerly waiting to know what happened next.
Did anyone express anything????? :S :S
As this is under the category of humour, I have 3 main wishes : -
1. Marriage with Rahul Gandhi
2. Playing football with polar bears
3. Holiday Tour package of the planet Mars
Marriage with Rahul Gandhi...entammo :ohmy: :ohmy: :ohmy: :ohmy:
then it's to be placed in horror catagory, not humour catagory :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:
I agree. even Ramdev would be better. The best are in Boddunan.
Is it just a flattery ;)
Boddunan bachelors...are you hearing????
All have heard. Boddunan members are all friends, brothers, sisters and everything as required. Nobody need travel outside the site for any needs or emotions. .
Again another intellectual answer :cheer: :cheer: :cheer:
I was once member of Maitri Club at Agra. The founder Raviji is no more. Hence the club dissolved. The club believed that everyone has some emotions that can not be generally disclosed. The club members may unhesitatingly disclose these to any one in the club. But there would be no compulsion to accept the demand. Thus anyone may demand anything or express anything unhesitatingly and also could similarly refuse.
am eagerly waiting to know what happened next.
Did anyone express anything????? :S :S
I received many letters. One lady friend also received some. There are some indecent proposals. I cannot write here.
As this is under the category of humour, I have 3 main wishes : -
1. Marriage with Rahul Gandhi
2. Playing football with polar bears
3. Holiday Tour package of the planet Mars
Marriage with Rahul Gandhi...entammo :ohmy: :ohmy: :ohmy: :ohmy:
then it's to be placed in horror catagory, not humour catagory :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:
I agree. even Ramdev would be better. The best are in Boddunan.
Is it just a flattery ;)
Boddunan bachelors...are you hearing????
All have heard. Boddunan members are all friends, brothers, sisters and everything as required. Nobody need travel outside the site for any needs or emotions. .
Again another intellectual answer :cheer: :cheer: :cheer:
I was once member of Maitri Club at Agra. The founder Raviji is no more. Hence the club dissolved. The club believed that everyone has some emotions that can not be generally disclosed. The club members may unhesitatingly disclose these to any one in the club. But there would be no compulsion to accept the demand. Thus anyone may demand anything or express anything unhesitatingly and also could similarly refuse.
am eagerly waiting to know what happened next.
Did anyone express anything????? :S :S
I received many letters. One lady friend also received some. There are some indecent proposals. I cannot write here.
From married or unmarried? :blink:
As this is under the category of humour, I have 3 main wishes : -
1. Marriage with Rahul Gandhi
2. Playing football with polar bears
3. Holiday Tour package of the planet Mars
Marriage with Rahul Gandhi...entammo :ohmy: :ohmy: :ohmy: :ohmy:
then it's to be placed in horror catagory, not humour catagory :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:
I agree. even Ramdev would be better. The best are in Boddunan.
Is it just a flattery ;)
Boddunan bachelors...are you hearing????
All have heard. Boddunan members are all friends, brothers, sisters and everything as required. Nobody need travel outside the site for any needs or emotions. .
Again another intellectual answer :cheer: :cheer: :cheer:
I was once member of Maitri Club at Agra. The founder Raviji is no more. Hence the club dissolved. The club believed that everyone has some emotions that can not be generally disclosed. The club members may unhesitatingly disclose these to any one in the club. But there would be no compulsion to accept the demand. Thus anyone may demand anything or express anything unhesitatingly and also could similarly refuse.
am eagerly waiting to know what happened next.
Did anyone express anything????? :S :S
I received many letters. One lady friend also received some. There are some indecent proposals. I cannot write here.
From married or unmarried? :blink:
Couples. Better not to continue. These are indecent. The maitri Club rules allowed free exchange of thoughts, demands and acceptance/ refusal without hesitation.
Let us come back to our poor Maveli....
This thread is getting a lot of interesting responses.......
I want to give a written petition to Maveli about the present state of Kerala roads......
Is it road or thod....(stream)!!!!!! Now it's raining season and hence enjoying the boat services!!!!
This thread is getting a lot of interesting responses.......
I want to give a written petition to Maveli about the present state of Kerala roads......
Is it road or thod....(stream)!!!!!! Now it's raining season and hence enjoying the boat services!!!!
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