The following is supposedly true !
The "Environmental Engineering News" published some rather sobering information about punishment for drunk driving convictions in other countries.
In Australia, the names of drunk drivers are printed in newspapers under the caption, "He's drunk and in jail."
In Malaysia the driver is jailed and, if married, the spouse is jailed.
In the United Kingdom, Finland and Sweden there's an automatic jail term of one year.
In Turkey, drunk drivers are driven twenty miles out of town and forced to walk back ten miles.
In Bulgaria, a second drunk-driving conviction results in capital punishment.
In El Salvador, your first offense is your last -- execution by firing squad.
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Ya but some place police keep the checking machine and moderately drunkers are also find by that machine.
Occasionally, even moderate drinker may be caught driving. However usually one is caught if he visibly breaks rules. So, if somebody drives in drunken state and meets an accident or drives improperly, he will be noticed and may be caught.
Adding one more joke ...This one is really FUNNY !
BEING CREATIVE WITH A TROUBLESOME KIN
Just imagine you are working on your family genealogy and for sake of example, let's say that your great-great uncle, Remus Starr, a fellow lacking in character, was hanged for horse stealing and train robbery in Montana in 1889.
A cousin has supplied you with the only known photograph of Remus, showing him standing on the gallows. On the back of the picture are the words:
"Remus Starr: Horse thief, sent to Montana Territorial Prison, 1885. Escaped 1887, robbed the Montana Flyer six times. Caught by Pinkerton detectives, convicted and hanged, 1889."
Pretty grim situation, right? :dry: But let's revise things a bit. We simply crop the picture, scan in an enlarged image and edit it with image processing software so that all that is seen is a head shot.
Next, we rewrite the text:
"Remus Starr was a famous cowboy in the Montana Territory. His business empire grew to include acquisition of valuable equestrian assets and intimate dealings with the Montana railroad.
Beginning in 1885, he devoted several years of his life to service at a government facility, finally taking leave to resume his dealings with the railroad. In 1887, he was a key player in a vital investigation run by the renowned Pinkerton Detective Agency. In 1889, Remus passed away during an important civic function held in his honor when the platform upon which he was standing collapsed."
BEING CREATIVE WITH A TROUBLESOME KIN
Just imagine you are working on your family genealogy and for sake of example, let's say that your great-great uncle, Remus Starr, a fellow lacking in character, was hanged for horse stealing and train robbery in Montana in 1889.
A cousin has supplied you with the only known photograph of Remus, showing him standing on the gallows. On the back of the picture are the words:
"Remus Starr: Horse thief, sent to Montana Territorial Prison, 1885. Escaped 1887, robbed the Montana Flyer six times. Caught by Pinkerton detectives, convicted and hanged, 1889."
Pretty grim situation, right? :dry: But let's revise things a bit. We simply crop the picture, scan in an enlarged image and edit it with image processing software so that all that is seen is a head shot.
Next, we rewrite the text:
"Remus Starr was a famous cowboy in the Montana Territory. His business empire grew to include acquisition of valuable equestrian assets and intimate dealings with the Montana railroad.
Beginning in 1885, he devoted several years of his life to service at a government facility, finally taking leave to resume his dealings with the railroad. In 1887, he was a key player in a vital investigation run by the renowned Pinkerton Detective Agency. In 1889, Remus passed away during an important civic function held in his honor when the platform upon which he was standing collapsed."
Drinking and driving is an offence in all countries.In India the rich and the famous get away with murder ( salman Khan and company )and the poor and the pennyless get punished for not only their but others deeds too...
Absolutely true.The rich people don't know how a poor person suffer,when they crush someone who hasn't anything and just walking alone.
From a woman's point of view !!!!!
The most perfect man in the world is her father. :) :)
The most abused husband in the world is her brother. :angry:
The most handsome man in the world is her son. :blush:
The luckiest and happiest man in the world is her sister's husband. :kiss:
The most thankful man in the world is her son in law. :cheer:
And FINALLY the worst, most selfish, heartless, total jerk and the man with worst behavior in in the world in her husband. :( :unsure:
The most perfect man in the world is her father. :) :)
The most abused husband in the world is her brother. :angry:
The most handsome man in the world is her son. :blush:
The luckiest and happiest man in the world is her sister's husband. :kiss:
The most thankful man in the world is her son in law. :cheer:
And FINALLY the worst, most selfish, heartless, total jerk and the man with worst behavior in in the world in her husband. :( :unsure:
From a woman's point of view !!!!!
The most perfect man in the world is her father. :) :)
The most abused husband in the world is her brother. :angry:
The most handsome man in the world is her son. :blush:
The luckiest and happiest man in the world is her sister's husband. :kiss:
The most thankful man in the world is her son in law. :cheer:
And FINALLY the worst, most selfish, heartless, total jerk and the man with worst behavior in in the world in her husband. :( :unsure:
Edit the above post. Write "person" instead of "husband".
This is very funny joke. :laugh:
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