Got this from Readers digest ...
Having had a tough day with everything going wrong , having woken up late ,the children being difficult and the missed school van made me overlook all the mess in the kitchen and the dining hall and rush out to my work spot.
Once there , I settled in and got busy with my work.
My Mamma called me to say that she was in the vicinity of my home visiting her friends who lived in the same area, and would like to go to my place for a restful afternoon before going to her own place which is on the outskirts of the city.She did this often when she came to the city and carried a spare key to our front door.Mamma is a very organised eprson who hates clutter and uncleared mess!
When I reached home in the evening a note left on the table greeted me !
It simply said ..
I came
I saw
and
I left...
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We do lots of silly deeds right from our childhood till we become matured. It is funny. My life is full of funny events. I believe in living life whole heartedly.
Thats very true, life has many twists and turns and we can see a lot of humor in everyday happenings, why even here there is a lot of drama and side shows taking place, most of which are hilarious ..
Reviving this humor thread...
A JOKE ...Really really FUNNY !!! :):)
While a preacher was trying to raise money for his parish, he found out there was a great deal of money to be made in the horse racing business. To his dismay, he discovered at the horse auction that the prices of horses were too steep and all he could afford was a donkey, which he bought. Determined to make money for his parish, he entered his donkey in a race and to everyone's surprise finished third.
The next day, the newspaper headline read: PREACHER'S ASS SHOWS !!
The following week the preacher again entered the race and this time won!
The newspaper headline read: PREACHER'S ASS OUT IN FRONT !!!
Annoyed by this kind of publicity, the preacher's Bishop suggested that the preacher not continue this activity.
The headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PREACHER'S ASS !!!
After reading the paper the Bishop gets angry and demanded that the preacher get rid of the donkey. The preacher gave the donkey to a Nun in the local convent.
The headlines read: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN !!!!
When he recovered from the shock, the Bishop ordered the nun to sell the donkey.
When it was discovered that the Nun sold the donkey to a farmer for $10.00
The Final headline read: NUN PEDDLES ASS FOR TEN BUCKS !!!! :huh:
A JOKE ...Really really FUNNY !!! :):)
While a preacher was trying to raise money for his parish, he found out there was a great deal of money to be made in the horse racing business. To his dismay, he discovered at the horse auction that the prices of horses were too steep and all he could afford was a donkey, which he bought. Determined to make money for his parish, he entered his donkey in a race and to everyone's surprise finished third.
The next day, the newspaper headline read: PREACHER'S ASS SHOWS !!
The following week the preacher again entered the race and this time won!
The newspaper headline read: PREACHER'S ASS OUT IN FRONT !!!
Annoyed by this kind of publicity, the preacher's Bishop suggested that the preacher not continue this activity.
The headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PREACHER'S ASS !!!
After reading the paper the Bishop gets angry and demanded that the preacher get rid of the donkey. The preacher gave the donkey to a Nun in the local convent.
The headlines read: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN !!!!
When he recovered from the shock, the Bishop ordered the nun to sell the donkey.
When it was discovered that the Nun sold the donkey to a farmer for $10.00
The Final headline read: NUN PEDDLES ASS FOR TEN BUCKS !!!! :huh:
Adding one more...
Strange grants given
The following is supposedly a true story appearing in a newspaper.....
LOS ANGELES TIMES, September 14:
According to a database maintained by Academic Guidance Services, there are 3,000 scholarships earmarked for golf caddies, newspaper carriers, glee clubbers, and band members.
Juanita College in Pennsylvania gives grants to needy left-handers.
Parents whose children were born on June 12, 1979 can plan ahead to apply for a scholarship to the Rochester Institute of Technology in honor of the school's 150th anniversary.
Bucknell University gives grants to students who do not use alcohol, tobacco, or narcotics and don't engage in strenuous activities.
A judge in Seattle uses the fines he collects from prostitutes to finance scholarships for their reformed sisters who want to return to school.
Strange grants given
The following is supposedly a true story appearing in a newspaper.....
LOS ANGELES TIMES, September 14:
According to a database maintained by Academic Guidance Services, there are 3,000 scholarships earmarked for golf caddies, newspaper carriers, glee clubbers, and band members.
Juanita College in Pennsylvania gives grants to needy left-handers.
Parents whose children were born on June 12, 1979 can plan ahead to apply for a scholarship to the Rochester Institute of Technology in honor of the school's 150th anniversary.
Bucknell University gives grants to students who do not use alcohol, tobacco, or narcotics and don't engage in strenuous activities.
A judge in Seattle uses the fines he collects from prostitutes to finance scholarships for their reformed sisters who want to return to school.
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