Real Life humor..

Nice add posted

I wish more people added on, it is good to forget all our worries and laugh once in a while , either at ourselves or at the world in general :)

And the one -when an Asian woman was told by an English doctor that she had a stroke of son thought she was suffering from sun-stroke. :laugh:

LOL, the misunderstandings caused ...

Adding one more...

The two thousand member Baptist church was filled to overflowing capacity one Sunday morning. The preacher was ready to start the sermon when two men, dressed in long black coats and black hats entered thru the rear of the church.

One of the two men walked to the middle of the church while the other stayed at the back of the church. They both then reached under their coats and withdrew automatic weapons.

The one in the middle announced, "Everyone willing to take a bullet for Jesus stay in your seats!"

Naturally, the pews emptied, followed by the choir. The deacons ran out the door, followed by the choir director and the assistant pastor.

After a few moments, there were about twenty people left sitting in the church. The preacher was holding steady in the pulpit.

The men put their weapons away and said, gently, to the preacher, "All right, pastor, the hypocrites are gone now. You may begin the service."

So funny and so very appropriate!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Yes kalyani :) It is amazing how people come up with such brilliant humor !

So far as I believe, such actions should be carried out in real life to flush out all the hypocrites! :evil:

very true kalyani, but they know all the tricks !

adding some more..

The height of hypocrisy - Indian Politicians

On the one hand we talk about a democratic system , but today politics and the country is being run by a few who think that politics is 'family business'.This was apparent when Robert Vadra rode on his bike along with his two children ( teach them young ?) to show and advertise his political ambitions...
Apparently he is supposed to have said " I am here for the family. Politics is the family business in a way. It is now Rahul’s time, then Priyanka’s time will come and later other members of the family will come " . :ohmy: ;) :angry: Honestly ,where is this leading to ?

Nice add posted

I wish more people added on, it is good to forget all our worries and laugh once in a while , either at ourselves or at the world in general :)

And the one -when an Asian woman was told by an English doctor that she had a stroke of son thought she was suffering from sun-stroke. :laugh:

LOL, the misunderstandings caused ...

Adding one more...

The two thousand member Baptist church was filled to overflowing capacity one Sunday morning. The preacher was ready to start the sermon when two men, dressed in long black coats and black hats entered thru the rear of the church.

One of the two men walked to the middle of the church while the other stayed at the back of the church. They both then reached under their coats and withdrew automatic weapons.

The one in the middle announced, "Everyone willing to take a bullet for Jesus stay in your seats!"

Naturally, the pews emptied, followed by the choir. The deacons ran out the door, followed by the choir director and the assistant pastor.

After a few moments, there were about twenty people left sitting in the church. The preacher was holding steady in the pulpit.

The men put their weapons away and said, gently, to the preacher, "All right, pastor, the hypocrites are gone now. You may begin the service."

So funny and so very appropriate!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Yes kalyani :) It is amazing how people come up with such brilliant humor !

So far as I believe, such actions should be carried out in real life to flush out all the hypocrites! :evil:

very true kalyani, but they know all the tricks !

adding some more..

The height of hypocrisy - Indian Politicians

On the one hand we talk about a democratic system , but today politics and the country is being run by a few who think that politics is 'family business'.This was apparent when Robert Vadra rode on his bike along with his two children ( teach them young ?) to show and advertise his political ambitions...
Apparently he is supposed to have said " I am here for the family. Politics is the family business in a way. It is now Rahul’s time, then Priyanka’s time will come and later other members of the family will come " . :ohmy: ;) :angry: Honestly ,where is this leading to ?

Its only leading to total bankruptcy of our country and cellars full of money for their family!! :angry: :angry:

Nice add posted

I wish more people added on, it is good to forget all our worries and laugh once in a while , either at ourselves or at the world in general :)

And the one -when an Asian woman was told by an English doctor that she had a stroke of son thought she was suffering from sun-stroke. :laugh:

LOL, the misunderstandings caused ...

Adding one more...

The two thousand member Baptist church was filled to overflowing capacity one Sunday morning. The preacher was ready to start the sermon when two men, dressed in long black coats and black hats entered thru the rear of the church.

One of the two men walked to the middle of the church while the other stayed at the back of the church. They both then reached under their coats and withdrew automatic weapons.

The one in the middle announced, "Everyone willing to take a bullet for Jesus stay in your seats!"

Naturally, the pews emptied, followed by the choir. The deacons ran out the door, followed by the choir director and the assistant pastor.

After a few moments, there were about twenty people left sitting in the church. The preacher was holding steady in the pulpit.

The men put their weapons away and said, gently, to the preacher, "All right, pastor, the hypocrites are gone now. You may begin the service."

So funny and so very appropriate!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Yes kalyani :) It is amazing how people come up with such brilliant humor !

So far as I believe, such actions should be carried out in real life to flush out all the hypocrites! :evil:

very true kalyani, but they know all the tricks !

adding some more..

The height of hypocrisy - Indian Politicians

On the one hand we talk about a democratic system , but today politics and the country is being run by a few who think that politics is 'family business'.This was apparent when Robert Vadra rode on his bike along with his two children ( teach them young ?) to show and advertise his political ambitions...
Apparently he is supposed to have said " I am here for the family. Politics is the family business in a way. It is now Rahul’s time, then Priyanka’s time will come and later other members of the family will come " . :ohmy: ;) :angry: Honestly ,where is this leading to ?

Its only leading to total bankruptcy of our country and cellars full of money for their family!! :angry: :angry:

Exactly ! The Swiss bank vaults must be overflowing ! :dry:


"Isn't it one big joke when they say - stay away from cast system and they begin calculating heads based on casts while an election is announced!!

Go for filling out any form in any institute government or private
your name comes later but cast first even surname later."


Every single thing in India is fought based on caste,look at the dirty politics Yediurappa is playing her in Politics, he wants a Lingayat Chief Minister otherwise his cronies will take back support...Blackmail of the first order ! :angry:

Nice add posted

I wish more people added on, it is good to forget all our worries and laugh once in a while , either at ourselves or at the world in general :)

And the one -when an Asian woman was told by an English doctor that she had a stroke of son thought she was suffering from sun-stroke. :laugh:

LOL, the misunderstandings caused ...

Adding one more...

The two thousand member Baptist church was filled to overflowing capacity one Sunday morning. The preacher was ready to start the sermon when two men, dressed in long black coats and black hats entered thru the rear of the church.

One of the two men walked to the middle of the church while the other stayed at the back of the church. They both then reached under their coats and withdrew automatic weapons.

The one in the middle announced, "Everyone willing to take a bullet for Jesus stay in your seats!"

Naturally, the pews emptied, followed by the choir. The deacons ran out the door, followed by the choir director and the assistant pastor.

After a few moments, there were about twenty people left sitting in the church. The preacher was holding steady in the pulpit.

The men put their weapons away and said, gently, to the preacher, "All right, pastor, the hypocrites are gone now. You may begin the service."

So funny and so very appropriate!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Yes kalyani :) It is amazing how people come up with such brilliant humor !

So far as I believe, such actions should be carried out in real life to flush out all the hypocrites! :evil:

very true kalyani, but they know all the tricks !

adding some more..

The height of hypocrisy - Indian Politicians

On the one hand we talk about a democratic system , but today politics and the country is being run by a few who think that politics is 'family business'.This was apparent when Robert Vadra rode on his bike along with his two children ( teach them young ?) to show and advertise his political ambitions...
Apparently he is supposed to have said " I am here for the family. Politics is the family business in a way. It is now Rahul’s time, then Priyanka’s time will come and later other members of the family will come " . :ohmy: ;) :angry: Honestly ,where is this leading to ?

Its only leading to total bankruptcy of our country and cellars full of money for their family!! :angry: :angry:

Exactly ! The Swiss bank vaults must be overflowing ! :dry:


"Isn't it one big joke when they say - stay away from cast system and they begin calculating heads based on casts while an election is announced!!

Go for filling out any form in any institute government or private
your name comes later but cast first even surname later."


Every single thing in India is fought based on caste,look at the dirty politics Yediurappa is playing her in Politics, he wants a Lingayat Chief Minister otherwise his cronies will take back support...Blackmail of the first order ! :angry:

And he won the battle, what a joke?

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LOL, the misunderstandings caused ...

Adding one more...

The two thousand member Baptist church was filled to overflowing capacity one Sunday morning. The preacher was ready to start the sermon when two men, dressed in long black coats and black hats entered thru the rear of the church.

One of the two men walked to the middle of the church while the other stayed at the back of the church. They both then reached under their coats and withdrew automatic weapons.

The one in the middle announced, "Everyone willing to take a bullet for Jesus stay in your seats!"

Naturally, the pews emptied, followed by the choir. The deacons ran out the door, followed by the choir director and the assistant pastor.

After a few moments, there were about twenty people left sitting in the church. The preacher was holding steady in the pulpit.

The men put their weapons away and said, gently, to the preacher, "All right, pastor, the hypocrites are gone now. You may begin the service."

So funny and so very appropriate!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Yes kalyani :) It is amazing how people come up with such brilliant humor !

So far as I believe, such actions should be carried out in real life to flush out all the hypocrites! :evil:

very true kalyani, but they know all the tricks !

adding some more..

The height of hypocrisy - Indian Politicians

On the one hand we talk about a democratic system , but today politics and the country is being run by a few who think that politics is 'family business'.This was apparent when Robert Vadra rode on his bike along with his two children ( teach them young ?) to show and advertise his political ambitions...
Apparently he is supposed to have said " I am here for the family. Politics is the family business in a way. It is now Rahul’s time, then Priyanka’s time will come and later other members of the family will come " . :ohmy: ;) :angry: Honestly ,where is this leading to ?

Its only leading to total bankruptcy of our country and cellars full of money for their family!! :angry: :angry:

I am uploading an Essay written by a candidate appearing for IAS exams ...This was published in a Marathi daily newspaper called LokSatta..


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I am uploading an Essay written by a candidate appearing for IAS exams ...This was published in a Marathi daily newspaper called LokSatta..


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I really can't believe that it was written by an aspiring IAS candidate!

I am uploading an Essay written by a candidate appearing for IAS exams ...This was published in a Marathi daily newspaper called LokSatta..


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I really can't believe that it was written by an aspiring IAS candidate!

Exactly ! it just goes to show how the standard is...pathetic, since they will be directly dealing with the running of our nation :huh:

I am uploading an Essay written by a candidate appearing for IAS exams ...This was published in a Marathi daily newspaper called LokSatta..


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I really can't believe that it was written by an aspiring IAS candidate!

Exactly ! it just goes to show how the standard is...pathetic, since they will be directly dealing with the running of our nation :huh:

If this is not fabricated item then this should not worry you because the person who wrote this has no chance to be selected.

Got this from Readers digest ...

Having had a tough day with everything going wrong , having woken up late ,the children being difficult and the missed school van made me overlook all the mess in the kitchen and the dining hall and rush out to my work spot.
Once there , I settled in and got busy with my work.

My Mamma called me to say that she was in the vicinity of my home visiting her friends who lived in the same area, and would like to go to my place for a restful afternoon before going to her own place which is on the outskirts of the city.She did this often when she came to the city and carried a spare key to our front door.Mamma is a very organised eprson who hates clutter and uncleared mess!

When I reached home in the evening a note left on the table greeted me !
It simply said ..
I came
I saw
and
I left...

Got this from Readers digest ...

Having had a tough day with everything going wrong , having woken up late ,the children being difficult and the missed school van made me overlook all the mess in the kitchen and the dining hall and rush out to my work spot.
Once there , I settled in and got busy with my work.

My Mamma called me to say that she was in the vicinity of my home visiting her friends who lived in the same area, and would like to go to my place for a restful afternoon before going to her own place which is on the outskirts of the city.She did this often when she came to the city and carried a spare key to our front door.Mamma is a very organised eprson who hates clutter and uncleared mess!

When I reached home in the evening a note left on the table greeted me !
It simply said ..
I came
I saw
and
I left...

I think we should be active in our work. We should keep our things clean and should not mess up with the things.

My friend asked to another friend. Why today you are coming in ordinary dress? then he said

"Normal is Formal"

My friend sister name is VENDA[in Tamil Venda means don't need]. Her parents put the name because they don't need the girl child again.

Once her another friend asked what is your sister name. She said VENDA. But her friend misunderstanding this and said. I Just asking your sister name only na.. Why u don't wish to tell. She said like that. After she is explaining that friend realize her sister name is VENDA.

My friend sister name is VENDA[in Tamil Venda means don't need]. Her parents put the name because they don't need the girl child again.

Once her another friend asked what is your sister name. She said VENDA. But her friend misunderstanding this and said. I Just asking your sister name only na.. Why u don't wish to tell. She said like that. After she is explaining that friend realize her sister name is VENDA.

LOL :laugh: , in a way it is sad isnt it, that the parents feel that way about female children.Dont know who to blame the society which has made them feel that way or them...