Real Life humor..

MORAL of the story we must plan for next day when we sleep at night. Laziness can spoil all the plans. :)

Ha ha ha!! That's a hilarious one Usha!!! :) :) :)

Adding more :) FUNNY ADS

Supposedly theses are actual advertisements !

1, Four-poster bed, 101 years old. Perfect for antique lover.

2, Wanted: 50 girls for stripping machine operators in factory.

3,For Sale - Eight puppies from a German Shepperd and an Alaskan Hussy.

4,Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children. :P

and :ohmy:

5,If you think you've seen everything in Paris, visit the Pere Lachasis Cemetery. It boasts such immortals as Moliere, Jean de la Fontain, and Chopin !! :unsure:

Adding more :) FUNNY ADS

Supposedly theses are actual advertisements !

1, Four-poster bed, 101 years old. Perfect for antique lover.

2, Wanted: 50 girls for stripping machine operators in factory.

3,For Sale - Eight puppies from a German Shepperd and an Alaskan Hussy.

4,Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children. :P

and :ohmy:

5,If you think you've seen everything in Paris, visit the Pere Lachasis Cemetery. It boasts such immortals as Moliere, Jean de la Fontain, and Chopin !! :unsure:

ha ha ha!! Wouldn't I love to see the final resting place of Moliere and Chopin!!! :laugh: I would like to find out which tour operators use this to lure me to Paris!! :laugh:

Adding more :) FUNNY ADS

Supposedly theses are actual advertisements !

1, Four-poster bed, 101 years old. Perfect for antique lover.

2, Wanted: 50 girls for stripping machine operators in factory.

3,For Sale - Eight puppies from a German Shepperd and an Alaskan Hussy.

4,Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children. :P

and :ohmy:

5,If you think you've seen everything in Paris, visit the Pere Lachasis Cemetery. It boasts such immortals as Moliere, Jean de la Fontain, and Chopin !! :unsure:

ha ha ha!! Wouldn't I love to see the final resting place of Moliere and Chopin!!! :laugh: I would like to find out which tour operators use this to lure me to Paris!! :laugh:

Honestly, if one looks carefully, there is such a lot of humor in real life :cheer:

Adding more :) FUNNY ADS

Supposedly theses are actual advertisements !

1, Four-poster bed, 101 years old. Perfect for antique lover.

2, Wanted: 50 girls for stripping machine operators in factory.

3,For Sale - Eight puppies from a German Shepperd and an Alaskan Hussy.

4,Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children. :P

and :ohmy:

5,If you think you've seen everything in Paris, visit the Pere Lachasis Cemetery. It boasts such immortals as Moliere, Jean de la Fontain, and Chopin !! :unsure:

ha ha ha!! Wouldn't I love to see the final resting place of Moliere and Chopin!!! :laugh: I would like to find out which tour operators use this to lure me to Paris!! :laugh:

Honestly, if one looks carefully, there is such a lot of humor in real life :cheer:

True!! Like this one, A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer! :laugh:

Adding more :) FUNNY ADS

Supposedly theses are actual advertisements !

1, Four-poster bed, 101 years old. Perfect for antique lover.

2, Wanted: 50 girls for stripping machine operators in factory.

3,For Sale - Eight puppies from a German Shepperd and an Alaskan Hussy.

4,Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children. :P

and :ohmy:

5,If you think you've seen everything in Paris, visit the Pere Lachasis Cemetery. It boasts such immortals as Moliere, Jean de la Fontain, and Chopin !! :unsure:

ha ha ha!! Wouldn't I love to see the final resting place of Moliere and Chopin!!! :laugh: I would like to find out which tour operators use this to lure me to Paris!! :laugh:

Honestly, if one looks carefully, there is such a lot of humor in real life :cheer:

True!! Like this one, A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer! :laugh:

Same goes for wardrobes too...LOL :laugh:

Nice add posted

Nice add posted

I wish more people added on, it is good to forget all our worries and laugh once in a while , either at ourselves or at the world in general :)

Got this from Readers digest ...

Having had a tough day with everything going wrong , having woken up late ,the children being difficult and the missed school van made me overlook all the mess in the kitchen and the dining hall and rush out to my work spot.
Once there , I settled in and got busy with my work.

My Mamma called me to say that she was in the vicinity of my home visiting her friends who lived in the same area, and would like to go to my place for a restful afternoon before going to her own place which is on the outskirts of the city.She did this often when she came to the city and carried a spare key to our front door.Mamma is a very organised eprson who hates clutter and uncleared mess!

When I reached home in the evening a note left on the table greeted me !
It simply said ..
I came
I saw
and
I left...

Very nice moral story.all try to become active in our day to day activity........Nice sharing....... :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

Adding a real life incident that still makes me laugh !

I had gone to attend a house warming ceremony of a relative , the couple work for nationalised banks and had taken a lot of trouble and effort in planning and building what they called a 'perfect house'.
The house was good without being exceptional, but then I like straight lines and simple structures , so I was probably not able to appreciate the many curves and angles the house had.
I was greeted by the couple who were beaming and happy understandably so !I was given a booklet which had the pictures of the house from various angles and also some history and information about the effort that went into it !!!Since I had reached late most of guests had already left and I got full attention from the couple.
I stepped into the hall - 21.5 by 14.5, this came from the husband from behind me LOL, I realised that was the hall measurement .Then as we went up the stairs the wife came up with some more statistics - width 4.1/2 feet :huh: .In fact I got to know the exact details of the house room by room and what material was used and the labor cost etc etc etc .. I also got some advise as to who I should hire and who I should not if I had any intention of building a house in the future, with a final piece of advise - ' the booklet is for you or anyone else to refer to ,as and when you need to build a house'..Getting one house built through an architectural firm seemed to have made them experts on the issue !

They are a nice couple but the whole incident was funny and we all laugh about it !!

Adding a real life incident that still makes me laugh !

I had gone to attend a house warming ceremony of a relative , the couple work for nationalised banks and had taken a lot of trouble and effort in planning and building what they called a 'perfect house'.
The house was good without being exceptional, but then I like straight lines and simple structures , so I was probably not able to appreciate the many curves and angles the house had.
I was greeted by the couple who were beaming and happy understandably so !I was given a booklet which had the pictures of the house from various angles and also some history and information about the effort that went into it !!!Since I had reached late most of guests had already left and I got full attention from the couple.
I stepped into the hall - 21.5 by 14.5, this came from the husband from behind me LOL, I realised that was the hall measurement .Then as we went up the stairs the wife came up with some more statistics - width 4.1/2 feet :huh: .In fact I got to know the exact details of the house room by room and what material was used and the labor cost etc etc etc .. I also got some advise as to who I should hire and who I should not if I had any intention of building a house in the future, with a final piece of advise - ' the booklet is for you or anyone else to refer to ,as and when you need to build a house'..Getting one house built through an architectural firm seemed to have made them experts on the issue !

They are a nice couple but the whole incident was funny and we all laugh about it !!

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: I bet you had the most memorable time that evening! Yes, but people are that way most of the time, especially when they are showing off their new house, new cars and new babies!! They think that you will want to each and every minute detail of what went into those and will insist on telling you all! :laugh: :laugh:

Adding a real life incident that still makes me laugh !

I had gone to attend a house warming ceremony of a relative , the couple work for nationalised banks and had taken a lot of trouble and effort in planning and building what they called a 'perfect house'.
The house was good without being exceptional, but then I like straight lines and simple structures , so I was probably not able to appreciate the many curves and angles the house had.
I was greeted by the couple who were beaming and happy understandably so !I was given a booklet which had the pictures of the house from various angles and also some history and information about the effort that went into it !!!Since I had reached late most of guests had already left and I got full attention from the couple.
I stepped into the hall - 21.5 by 14.5, this came from the husband from behind me LOL, I realised that was the hall measurement .Then as we went up the stairs the wife came up with some more statistics - width 4.1/2 feet :huh: .In fact I got to know the exact details of the house room by room and what material was used and the labor cost etc etc etc .. I also got some advise as to who I should hire and who I should not if I had any intention of building a house in the future, with a final piece of advise - ' the booklet is for you or anyone else to refer to ,as and when you need to build a house'..Getting one house built through an architectural firm seemed to have made them experts on the issue !

They are a nice couple but the whole incident was funny and we all laugh about it !!

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: I bet you had the most memorable time that evening! Yes, but people are that way most of the time, especially when they are showing off their new house, new cars and new babies!! They think that you will want to each and every minute detail of what went into those and will insist on telling you all! :laugh: :laugh:

LOL, yes kalyani, most people live in their own fools paradise little realising that people have enough worries of their own and though I was genuinely interested in seeing the house and wishing them, since she works in the same bank where I have an account , for most people it is more of a formality to attend such a function !,

Nice jokes usha. Keep on posting this type of jokes to make us happy.

Nice add posted

I wish more people added on, it is good to forget all our worries and laugh once in a while , either at ourselves or at the world in general :)

And the one -when an Asian woman was told by an English doctor that she had a stroke of son thought she was suffering from sun-stroke. :laugh:

Nice add posted

I wish more people added on, it is good to forget all our worries and laugh once in a while , either at ourselves or at the world in general :)

And the one -when an Asian woman was told by an English doctor that she had a stroke of son thought she was suffering from sun-stroke. :laugh:

LOL, the misunderstandings caused ...

Adding one more...

The two thousand member Baptist church was filled to overflowing capacity one Sunday morning. The preacher was ready to start the sermon when two men, dressed in long black coats and black hats entered thru the rear of the church.

One of the two men walked to the middle of the church while the other stayed at the back of the church. They both then reached under their coats and withdrew automatic weapons.

The one in the middle announced, "Everyone willing to take a bullet for Jesus stay in your seats!"

Naturally, the pews emptied, followed by the choir. The deacons ran out the door, followed by the choir director and the assistant pastor.

After a few moments, there were about twenty people left sitting in the church. The preacher was holding steady in the pulpit.

The men put their weapons away and said, gently, to the preacher, "All right, pastor, the hypocrites are gone now. You may begin the service."

Nice add posted

I wish more people added on, it is good to forget all our worries and laugh once in a while , either at ourselves or at the world in general :)

And the one -when an Asian woman was told by an English doctor that she had a stroke of son thought she was suffering from sun-stroke. :laugh:

LOL, the misunderstandings caused ...

Adding one more...

The two thousand member Baptist church was filled to overflowing capacity one Sunday morning. The preacher was ready to start the sermon when two men, dressed in long black coats and black hats entered thru the rear of the church.

One of the two men walked to the middle of the church while the other stayed at the back of the church. They both then reached under their coats and withdrew automatic weapons.

The one in the middle announced, "Everyone willing to take a bullet for Jesus stay in your seats!"

Naturally, the pews emptied, followed by the choir. The deacons ran out the door, followed by the choir director and the assistant pastor.

After a few moments, there were about twenty people left sitting in the church. The preacher was holding steady in the pulpit.

The men put their weapons away and said, gently, to the preacher, "All right, pastor, the hypocrites are gone now. You may begin the service."

So funny and so very appropriate!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Nice add posted

I wish more people added on, it is good to forget all our worries and laugh once in a while , either at ourselves or at the world in general :)

And the one -when an Asian woman was told by an English doctor that she had a stroke of son thought she was suffering from sun-stroke. :laugh:

LOL, the misunderstandings caused ...

Adding one more...

The two thousand member Baptist church was filled to overflowing capacity one Sunday morning. The preacher was ready to start the sermon when two men, dressed in long black coats and black hats entered thru the rear of the church.

One of the two men walked to the middle of the church while the other stayed at the back of the church. They both then reached under their coats and withdrew automatic weapons.

The one in the middle announced, "Everyone willing to take a bullet for Jesus stay in your seats!"

Naturally, the pews emptied, followed by the choir. The deacons ran out the door, followed by the choir director and the assistant pastor.

After a few moments, there were about twenty people left sitting in the church. The preacher was holding steady in the pulpit.

The men put their weapons away and said, gently, to the preacher, "All right, pastor, the hypocrites are gone now. You may begin the service."

So funny and so very appropriate!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Yes kalyani :) It is amazing how people come up with such brilliant humor !

Nice add posted

I wish more people added on, it is good to forget all our worries and laugh once in a while , either at ourselves or at the world in general :)

And the one -when an Asian woman was told by an English doctor that she had a stroke of son thought she was suffering from sun-stroke. :laugh:

LOL, the misunderstandings caused ...

Adding one more...

The two thousand member Baptist church was filled to overflowing capacity one Sunday morning. The preacher was ready to start the sermon when two men, dressed in long black coats and black hats entered thru the rear of the church.

One of the two men walked to the middle of the church while the other stayed at the back of the church. They both then reached under their coats and withdrew automatic weapons.

The one in the middle announced, "Everyone willing to take a bullet for Jesus stay in your seats!"

Naturally, the pews emptied, followed by the choir. The deacons ran out the door, followed by the choir director and the assistant pastor.

After a few moments, there were about twenty people left sitting in the church. The preacher was holding steady in the pulpit.

The men put their weapons away and said, gently, to the preacher, "All right, pastor, the hypocrites are gone now. You may begin the service."

So funny and so very appropriate!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Yes kalyani :) It is amazing how people come up with such brilliant humor !

So far as I believe, such actions should be carried out in real life to flush out all the hypocrites! :evil:

Nice add posted

I wish more people added on, it is good to forget all our worries and laugh once in a while , either at ourselves or at the world in general :)

And the one -when an Asian woman was told by an English doctor that she had a stroke of son thought she was suffering from sun-stroke. :laugh:

LOL, the misunderstandings caused ...

Adding one more...

The two thousand member Baptist church was filled to overflowing capacity one Sunday morning. The preacher was ready to start the sermon when two men, dressed in long black coats and black hats entered thru the rear of the church.

One of the two men walked to the middle of the church while the other stayed at the back of the church. They both then reached under their coats and withdrew automatic weapons.

The one in the middle announced, "Everyone willing to take a bullet for Jesus stay in your seats!"

Naturally, the pews emptied, followed by the choir. The deacons ran out the door, followed by the choir director and the assistant pastor.

After a few moments, there were about twenty people left sitting in the church. The preacher was holding steady in the pulpit.

The men put their weapons away and said, gently, to the preacher, "All right, pastor, the hypocrites are gone now. You may begin the service."

So funny and so very appropriate!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Yes kalyani :) It is amazing how people come up with such brilliant humor !

So far as I believe, such actions should be carried out in real life to flush out all the hypocrites! :evil:

very true kalyani, but they know all the tricks !

adding some more..

The height of hypocrisy - Indian Politicians

On the one hand we talk about a democratic system , but today politics and the country is being run by a few who think that politics is 'family business'.This was apparent when Robert Vadra rode on his bike along with his two children ( teach them young ?) to show and advertise his political ambitions...
Apparently he is supposed to have said " I am here for the family. Politics is the family business in a way. It is now Rahul’s time, then Priyanka’s time will come and later other members of the family will come " . :ohmy: ;) :angry: Honestly ,where is this leading to ?