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If you become CM for 1 day

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In the film Nayak, Anil Kapoor is made Chief minister for 1 day. (In Muthalvan, Arjun did the same role). We can see, how he is utilizing that 24 hours in a better way and win everyone's heart.
Suppose, you are made CM for 1 day, what tasks will you do in that 24 hours????? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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A C.M. cannot do all that he wants. Any citizen can get something that he wants. So, I don't bother about such day dream. Being C.M. may make you a celebrity but you can't do what you want. It is the entire team that works.
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i think what is shown in the movie is entirely different from the real world and situation its not easy to bring so many changes in one day.as even legal procedures takes many days to get complete.
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If I became a Cm, I would have all the criminals ousted from my state, punish all corrupt officers and collect a nice sum of money in my bank account!!! :evil: :evil: Maybe get a big bungalow with a huge garden sanctioned for life!! :woohoo:
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If I became a CM. I will punish all corrupted officers and bring back all money to my state and I will spend that money to various categories to improve one state in my country.
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I will see the movie again and catch up the significant points and try to implement them. :laugh:
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If I became a Cm, I would have all the criminals ousted from my state, punish all corrupt officers and collect a nice sum of money in my bank account!!! :evil: :evil: Maybe get a big bungalow with a huge garden sanctioned for life!! :woohoo:


I really liked this one.....It's really a nice one.
Everyone, please note, it's categorized under fun and humours tag. Just let your imaginary wings to fly :cheer:
Give some funny answers yaar :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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i will suspend all the corrupted leaders than whole state change by itself...
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The corruption is the biggest problem and solving that would be the role,if i become CM for 1 day.
Who tells that 1 day is not enough,to do something.
If you can't do anything in 1 day,then you won't be able to do the entire life.

So,when you are given the role,then do it.
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C.M need to lead from the front and solve many things,but i haven't seen such C.Ms.
In our State,Gujarat,there is Narendra Modi,who is changing the environment of Gujarat and making us feel that Our State is No.1.
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I think, 24 hours will go within a fraction of seconds, as I keep thinking....which thing should I do first, second etc..... :S . Already a long list of prepared chart :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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In the film Nayak, Anil Kapoor is made Chief minister for 1 day. (In Muthalvan, Arjun did the same role). We can see, how he is utilizing that 24 hours in a better way and win everyone's heart.
Suppose, you are made CM for 1 day, what tasks will you do in that 24 hours????? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


I would do every thing to make it a 24 years' affair!!
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In the film Nayak, Anil Kapoor is made Chief minister for 1 day. (In Muthalvan, Arjun did the same role). We can see, how he is utilizing that 24 hours in a better way and win everyone's heart.
Suppose, you are made CM for 1 day, what tasks will you do in that 24 hours????? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


I would do every thing to make it a 24 years' affair!!
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"Atyaagraham".......Is it needed? How Bengalis will tolerate you for 24 years :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: ?
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In the film Nayak, Anil Kapoor is made Chief minister for 1 day. (In Muthalvan, Arjun did the same role). We can see, how he is utilizing that 24 hours in a better way and win everyone's heart.
Suppose, you are made CM for 1 day, what tasks will you do in that 24 hours????? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


I would do every thing to make it a 24 years' affair!!
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"Atyaagraham".......Is it needed? How Bengalis will tolerate you for 24 years :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: ?


If Bengalis could tolerate leftists' misrule for 34 years, why can't they do so 10 years less!!
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[quote]If Bengalis could tolerate leftists' misrule for 34 years, why can't they do so 10 years less!![/quote]
Nice answer.

If I will be CM for one day,I will allow all to be corrupted,as from next day no body will blame anybody.
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In the film Nayak, Anil Kapoor is made Chief minister for 1 day. (In Muthalvan, Arjun did the same role). We can see, how he is utilizing that 24 hours in a better way and win everyone's heart.
Suppose, you are made CM for 1 day, what tasks will you do in that 24 hours????? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


I would do every thing to make it a 24 years' affair!!
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"Atyaagraham".......Is it needed? How Bengalis will tolerate you for 24 years :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: ?


If Bengalis could tolerate leftists' misrule for 34 years, why can't they do so 10 years less!!


Was your rule that much corrupted?
But in our state, they have done really nice things...including making Kerala 100% literate. I am not supporting left or have I voted for left, yet I will say, they have done a lot to make our state prosperous :)
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If i became 1 day CM. My first rule will be who ever catch criminals they will get free lands based on the criminal value. ie., If someone catch pick pocket he will get free gifts and if someone catch terrorist then free land like this. :cheer:
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Kerala people are so much senstive about politics. Even Tripura also.
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Kerala people are so much senstive about politics. Even Tripura also.


Not at all...actually Kerala is the most peaceful state of India with literate people and earning very good, comparing to other states. Yet, drinking is a major problem here.

But this week, a CPM leader who made a new party was killed by Communist gundas/qotation team.......in Kannur. Only Kannur has political issues like this. Rest are very peaceful comparing to other states
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If i became 1 day CM. My first rule will be who ever catch criminals they will get free lands based on the criminal value. ie., If someone catch pick pocket he will get free gifts and if someone catch terrorist then free land like this. :cheer:


The criminals will benefit by this rule. The criminals will plan catching some of them and get reward from government that they will later share among themselves. I hope you might remember Soorma Bhopli in Sholey who shared reward with Viru and vijay.
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I will kill ISI criminals in that day severely by giving that live to create fear in that terrorists.
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