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I have searched for the Joke thread. But I could not find it. So I have created this thread.

So todays jokes

1. Ram - How many hours are you study as you have exams?
Gopi - Till morning 6 o'clock
Ram - Then at what time are you starting?
Gopi - At 5.30am

2. Wife - Some thief has entered the kitchen and having all eatables which I have prepared.
Husband - dont talk and sleep.At morning we will admit him in hospital.

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Yes, it's a nice thread started to refresh our moods :cheer:
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1. Husband - why did you place the phone receiver near TV?
wife - Power has gone in my village. My mom will be listerning serial dailogues so please dont talk for some time

2. Husband - though I got 5 matches but i reject all of them and married you.
Wife - Is it! those 5 girls are really lucky.
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1. Salesman - If you use our company powder then you will goto 10 years back
madam - Then if my 10 years son use it then will he get dissapear?

2. Nagendara - will you be witness for my marriage?
Friend - surely, I never leave my friends when they are in troubles
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Yes,this is a nice thread. I would also like to contribute here.
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All Jokes are really nice.. :)

I like to share my part of joke i have read it just few minutes back.

A Girl asked a boy "Tell 3 words which will make me fly in the air & My feet wont be on the earth."

Boy answered : "HANGING YOURSELF" :laugh:
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He he.. Nice one.. Let me try one..

From one House, people always listening laughing sound from it.
One person asked the person(who is living in that house) about reason of their happiness...

That person tell him that, its simple.
When my wife gets angry on me, she through kitchen stuffs on me, when she miss it I laugh, and when she got the target she laugh..

HA ha
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Nice joke vinod.

One more joke for you friends.

Girl - tomorrow is my birthday
Boy - Wow advance Happy Birthday
Girl - Thank you dear. What Gift you are planing to give me.
Boy - what gift you want dear?
Girl - I want a ring.
Boy - I will give 2 rings
therefore, boy gave 2 rings by dialing her number :)
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Nice joke vinod.

One more joke for you friends.

Girl - tomorrow is my birthday
Boy - Wow advance Happy Birthday
Girl - Thank you dear. What Gift you are planing to give me.
Boy - what gift you want dear?
Girl - I want a ring.
Boy - I will give 2 rings
therefore, boy gave 2 rings by dialing her number :)


He he.. That's a good one sarla.. And also its a good idea too. :evil:
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Haha, so you are going to gift your girlfriend like that boy in the joke? :):p
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Nice joke sarala :laugh: :laugh: .,

Wife : Dear, Today is my birthday.
Husband : Oh!! What do yo want for you birthday as gift dear??
Wife : I want to see some place which i didnt seen before..

Husband : Lets come i will show you "OUR KITCHEN" :) :laugh: :evil:
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Haha, so you are going to gift your girlfriend like that boy in the joke? :):p


:laugh: May be... But for now I am thinking about some another one to try it out. :woohoo:
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1. Shekar - Let us share our happiness and problems.
sireesha - Its ok, problems are yours and happiness is mine :p

2. Doctor - The cheque which you have given me for fee, It has been returned back from bank.
Paitent - The disease which you treat has been return back :):p
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sarala, both the jokes are really very funny... :) :laugh: :laugh: :lol:
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Teach - chintu, when the second world war happend?
Chintu - After first world war
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Nice thread.

All jokes are wonderful and very funny.

Thanks Sarala for refreshing mood.
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Simple but still refreshing. It's good to laugh for sometime everyday. :)
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Father - In my childhood I used to sell rough papers which are thrown on road
son - You have done a good job dad, or else I need to sell the rough papers.
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Sarala, all your jokes are really funny and i think you have So many jokes with you. :laugh: :laugh:
Keep sharing many jokes its really refreshing our mind. :)
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Vinod you too share jokes here. Am only sharing them. No one are sharing.
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