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I have searched for the Joke thread. But I could not find it. So I have created this thread.

So todays jokes

1. Ram - How many hours are you study as you have exams?
Gopi - Till morning 6 o'clock
Ram - Then at what time are you starting?
Gopi - At 5.30am

2. Wife - Some thief has entered the kitchen and having all eatables which I have prepared.
Husband - dont talk and sleep.At morning we will admit him in hospital.

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yes, sandhya

Judge - order order
Convict - 2ice creams and 1 juice
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yes, sandhya

Judge - order order
Convict - 2ice creams and 1 juice


I read the same story years before...but it's a little different.
A illiterate person want to go to a hotel. But he went inside a court and sat in the audience. When judge says "Order, order", he orders what he want :cheer:
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yes, same joke it is, but in simple manner i have presented over here

dad : I said you to get marks up on 100 and you got 2 marks
Boy : i got it up on 100 only dad
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Question: Why does the great wall of China come in the 7 wonders of world?
Answer: Because it is the only Chinese product which lasted for so long!!! ;) :P
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Sardar: doctor wherever am touching my body the parts are paining.
Doctor: there is no problem in your body
Therefore, sardar's find got broken and he is touching his body with that broken finger so it is paining
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sarala wrote:
Teacher: what is terrorist.
boy : The terrorist is tourist who come from other country and celebrate Diwali in our country

This is really nice joke and true one also.
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