Lets Laugh for moment :)

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I have searched for the Joke thread. But I could not find it. So I have created this thread.

So todays jokes

1. Ram - How many hours are you study as you have exams?
Gopi - Till morning 6 o'clock
Ram - Then at what time are you starting?
Gopi - At 5.30am

2. Wife - Some thief has entered the kitchen and having all eatables which I have prepared.
Husband - dont talk and sleep.At morning we will admit him in hospital.

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Sandhya I hate hindi so I had not showed interest on it to learn from my child hood.
Sandhya I hate hindi so I had not showed interest on it to learn from my child hood.


My husband too :angry: :angry:
I copied in my tenth class from one of classmate by asking her she showed me the questions.
I copied in my tenth class from one of classmate by asking her she showed me the questions.


Otherwise you would have learnt Hindi at least next year :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:
Hindi is our national language. So Sasi learn it now.
sandhya you can speak in Hindi well as i know.
Hindi is our national language. So Sasi learn it now.
sandhya you can speak in Hindi well as i know.


Not 100% confident......But if I dedicate a little time, it's not a big task. Actually, I watch Hindi programs and movies more than my language
Nice one.


Tom: My grandfather lived for 96 years.
He never used glasses.
Jerry: Ya i know few people drink directly from bottle:-(
He he.. Nice one.. Let me try one..

From one House, people always listening laughing sound from it.
One person asked the person(who is living in that house) about reason of their happiness...

That person tell him that, its simple.
When my wife gets angry on me, she through kitchen stuffs on me, when she miss it I laugh, and when she got the target she laugh..

HA ha


Anand, you can crack jokes :lol:
Nice one.


Tom: My grandfather lived for 96 years.
He never used glasses.
Jerry: Ya i know few people drink directly from bottle:-(

I think that saves us the trouble to wash the glasses. That also saves us the trouble pouring water to glass and then to throat.
Wife: Look At dat drunker

Husband: Who is he?

Wife: 10yrs back he proposed me & I rejectd him

Husband: Oh my god...., he is still celebrating..!!:cheer:
Wife: Look At dat drunker

Husband: Who is he?

Wife: 10yrs back he proposed me & I rejectd him

Husband: Oh my god...., he is still celebrating..!!:cheer:


Ayyo...what to say..really a nice one{CJATTACHMENT ["id": 6973]}
What''s Marriage!
Answer: MARRIAGE Is The 7th Sense Of Humans That Destroys All The Six Senses And Makes The Person NON Sense.
But who will help me to speak hindi. As I dont know many words to speak.
What''s Marriage!
Answer: MARRIAGE Is The 7th Sense Of Humans That Destroys All The Six Senses And Makes The Person NON Sense.


Are you quoting from your experiences....I will call preeti today itself :silly:
फ़ोन का बहुत अधिक बिल आने पर एक आदमी ने अपने घर के सभी लोगों को बुलाया और कहने लगा!

बाप: देखो, मुझे इस बात पर बिल्कुल भी यकीन नही हो रहा है कि फ़ोन का इतना अधिक बिल कैसे आ सकता है? जबकि मैं तो सारे फ़ोन अपने ऑफिस के फ़ोन से करता हूँ!

माँ: बिल्कुल, मैं भी! मैं तो कभी भी इस फ़ोन से फ़ोन नही करती क्योंकि मेरे पास तो अपना ऑफिस वाला फ़ोन है!

बेटा: मुझे तो मेरी कंपनी वालों ने बिल्कुल नया फ़ोन दिया है मैं तो उसी से फ़ोन करता हूँ!

नौकरानी: तो इसमें दिक्कत क्या है साहब? सभी अपने काम वाले फ़ोन से ही फ़ोन करते हैं!
I had difficult with hindi from my child hood on words. This site is a plus point to you my friend.
Lawyer: I have some good news and some bad news.
Client: Well, give me the bad news first.
Lawyer: The bad news is that the DNA tests showed that it was your blood they found all over the crime scene
Client: Oh no! I'm ruined! What's the good news?
Lawyer: The good news is your cholesterol is down to 130!
Nice joke sarala :laugh: :laugh: .,

Wife : Dear, Today is my birthday.
Husband : Oh!! What do yo want for you birthday as gift dear??
Wife : I want to see some place which i didnt seen before..

Husband : Lets come i will show you "OUR KITCHEN" :) :laugh: :evil:


Very funny, that's great. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Teacher: what is terrorist.
boy : The terrorist is tourist who come from other country and celebrate Diwali in our country
Teacher: what is terrorist.
boy : The terrorist is tourist who come from other country and celebrate Diwali in our country


I send you this sms some days before, Isn't it? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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