I have searched for the Joke thread. But I could not find it. So I have created this thread.
So todays jokes
1. Ram - How many hours are you study as you have exams?
Gopi - Till morning 6 o'clock
Ram - Then at what time are you starting?
Gopi - At 5.30am
2. Wife - Some thief has entered the kitchen and having all eatables which I have prepared.
Husband - dont talk and sleep.At morning we will admit him in hospital.
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He he.. Nice one.. Let me try one..
From one House, people always listening laughing sound from it.
One person asked the person(who is living in that house) about reason of their happiness...
That person tell him that, its simple.
When my wife gets angry on me, she through kitchen stuffs on me, when she miss it I laugh, and when she got the target she laugh..
HA ha
Anand, you can crack jokes :lol:
फ़ोन का बहुत अधिक बिल आने पर एक आदमी ने अपने घर के सभी लोगों को बुलाया और कहने लगा!
बाप: देखो, मुझे इस बात पर बिल्कुल भी यकीन नही हो रहा है कि फ़ोन का इतना अधिक बिल कैसे आ सकता है? जबकि मैं तो सारे फ़ोन अपने ऑफिस के फ़ोन से करता हूँ!
माँ: बिल्कुल, मैं भी! मैं तो कभी भी इस फ़ोन से फ़ोन नही करती क्योंकि मेरे पास तो अपना ऑफिस वाला फ़ोन है!
बेटा: मुझे तो मेरी कंपनी वालों ने बिल्कुल नया फ़ोन दिया है मैं तो उसी से फ़ोन करता हूँ!
नौकरानी: तो इसमें दिक्कत क्या है साहब? सभी अपने काम वाले फ़ोन से ही फ़ोन करते हैं!
बाप: देखो, मुझे इस बात पर बिल्कुल भी यकीन नही हो रहा है कि फ़ोन का इतना अधिक बिल कैसे आ सकता है? जबकि मैं तो सारे फ़ोन अपने ऑफिस के फ़ोन से करता हूँ!
माँ: बिल्कुल, मैं भी! मैं तो कभी भी इस फ़ोन से फ़ोन नही करती क्योंकि मेरे पास तो अपना ऑफिस वाला फ़ोन है!
बेटा: मुझे तो मेरी कंपनी वालों ने बिल्कुल नया फ़ोन दिया है मैं तो उसी से फ़ोन करता हूँ!
नौकरानी: तो इसमें दिक्कत क्या है साहब? सभी अपने काम वाले फ़ोन से ही फ़ोन करते हैं!
Lawyer: I have some good news and some bad news.
Client: Well, give me the bad news first.
Lawyer: The bad news is that the DNA tests showed that it was your blood they found all over the crime scene
Client: Oh no! I'm ruined! What's the good news?
Lawyer: The good news is your cholesterol is down to 130!
Client: Well, give me the bad news first.
Lawyer: The bad news is that the DNA tests showed that it was your blood they found all over the crime scene
Client: Oh no! I'm ruined! What's the good news?
Lawyer: The good news is your cholesterol is down to 130!
Nice joke sarala :laugh: :laugh: .,
Wife : Dear, Today is my birthday.
Husband : Oh!! What do yo want for you birthday as gift dear??
Wife : I want to see some place which i didnt seen before..
Husband : Lets come i will show you "OUR KITCHEN" :) :laugh: :evil:
Very funny, that's great. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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