Lets Laugh for moment :)

3 friends are there

1st one- I drink tea very hot just after filtering it.
2nd one-I drink tea very very hot I drink without filtering it.
3rd one- I don't need to filter it I just drink milk water ,tea,suger and sit on gas to boil it.

Very nice joke santosh and Sarala Both.Keeping posting more........

Santosh so when any one came to there means he can have meal with tea. :laugh: :laugh:

Santosh you have given a very funny joke, thank you so much. sasi you also try to share few jokes.

I am not having that much laughing humor like others so I cannot post them.

first drinker - what is the difference between liquor and poison?
second drinker - If we drink liquor then we will dance around others and if we drink poison then others will dance around us.


No everyone should share their jokes. I didnt creat this thread to post only me

Let me narrate another joke on drink.

a soldier was heavy drinker. He would often misbehave. Once his commanding Officer called him and said: "If you just reduce drink, you will be excellent. Who knows you may even become a commissioned officer and retire as a Major.".

The soldier said."sir, after drink, I am never below a Brigadier."

I will read only this thread as there is no time to enter some jokes at this time.

Let me narrate another joke on drink.

a soldier was heavy drinker. He would often misbehave. Once his commanding Officer called him and said: "If you just reduce drink, you will be excellent. Who knows you may even become a commissioned officer and retire as a Major.".

The soldier said."sir, after drink, I am never below a Brigadier."

:laugh: :laugh: .. A perfect answer from the drinker for that question..

There is another joke related to army. Nobody says 'No' or anything against. Only 'Yes sir' is response.

Once an officer was angry with a Havildar. angrily, he shouted- 'You Damned fool'.

Havildar- Yes Sir

Officer- You son of Damned fool

Havildar- Yes sir

Officer- You grandson of damned fool.

soldier- No Sir, He was not in army.

2 small twin kids are there in a room.
One kid is dull
and the other kid is laughing continuously
Their father came to them and asked the kid who is laughing
then the kid said mom thought brother as me as we are twins and she made me bath 2 times.

ek kavi kangaali se tang aakar daaka daalne bank gaya
Aur bola-

Arz hai...
Takdeer me jo hai wahi milega,
Hands up koi apni jagah se nahi hilega.

Cashier se- Apne kuch khwab apni aankho se nikal do,
Jo kuch bhi tumhare pas ho wo is bag me daal do.
Bahut koshish karta hun teri yaad bhulane ki,
Koi koshish na kare police ko bulane ki.

Jate hue Arz hai-
Bhula de mujhe kya jata hai tera,
main goli maar dunga,
jisne picha kiya mera.... :)

[quote]
ek kavi kangaali se tang aakar daaka daalne bank gaya
Aur bola-

Arz hai...
Takdeer me jo hai wahi milega,
Hands up koi apni jagah se nahi hilega.

Cashier se- Apne kuch khwab apni aankho se nikal do,
Jo kuch bhi tumhare pas ho wo is bag me daal do.
Bahut koshish karta hun teri yaad bhulane ki,
Koi koshish na kare police ko bulane ki.

Jate hue Arz hai-
Bhula de mujhe kya jata hai tera,
main goli maar dunga,
jisne picha kiya mera..[/quote]
Phir kaya hua baby?

[quote]
ek kavi kangaali se tang aakar daaka daalne bank gaya
Aur bola-

Arz hai...
Takdeer me jo hai wahi milega,
Hands up koi apni jagah se nahi hilega.

Cashier se- Apne kuch khwab apni aankho se nikal do,
Jo kuch bhi tumhare pas ho wo is bag me daal do.
Bahut koshish karta hun teri yaad bhulane ki,
Koi koshish na kare police ko bulane ki.

Jate hue Arz hai-
Bhula de mujhe kya jata hai tera,
main goli maar dunga,
jisne picha kiya mera..

Phir kaya hua baby?[/quote]

this is a joke ram ji and its over.ab aage to i dont know. :(

Phir kisine na kaha wah wah
intezar karte rahe,
police ake kaha wah wah
Ab sat sal ke liye jail jaa.

How is it Baby?

Ram can you explain this words in english I am not known hindi well.

Actually I continued the jokes of Baby Angel.
Baby wrote-
One poet went for bank robbery and delivered his dialogue as poetry.

Ram can you explain this words in english I am not known hindi well.

Quite surprising!!!! Till now, I thought all Telugu and Kannada people know Hindi :woohoo:

Phir kisine na kaha wah wah
intezar karte rahe,
police ake kaha wah wah
Ab sat sal ke liye jail jaa.

How is it Baby?

hmm its good ram ji.. :)

[quote]Phir kisine na kaha wah wah
intezar karte rahe,
police ake kaha wah wah
Ab sat sal ke liye jail jaa.

How is it Baby?


hmm its good ram ji..[/quote]
Continue this posting. nice jokes.