Drunken

This appears a research by non drinkers. These are not true. although one may be drunk, he regains himself if need arises and will work normal.

This is very true. I think people should avoid drinking. Drinking makes you big zero.

it is funny as well as it passes on a message -avoid drinking..for your good and for good of people around you and your family stop drinking.

For avoiding drunk driving and accident an Andhra guy has invented a 2 wheel vehicle that if any drunken person ride the vehicle the vehicle won't start. as it detects that the person is drunk

The third stanza is impossible even to people in good sense!I had no experience in this.