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AFTER ENGAGEMENT:

SHE: I waited so long for this.

HE: Do U want me to leave?

SHE: No. never!

HE: Do U love me?

SHE: Yes I did, I'm doing & I'll do.

HE: Did you ever cheat me?

SHE: I would rather die than to do it.

HE: Will you kiss me?

SHE: Surely, it's my pleasure.

HE: Will you hurt me?

SHE: No way, I'm not such a kind of person.

HE: Can I trust you?

SHE: Yes.

HE: Oh, Darling!

To know AFTER WEDDING:

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Husband and wife before operation.

Hus : If something happen to me on operation, you just marry the doctor pls..!

Wife : why are you saying like this???

Hus : I dont know other choice how to revenge the doctor..!!!
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A Japani came to INDIA...!
He took an auto to go to the airport, on the way a Honda overtakes ...
Japani: HONDA made in JAPAN..... very fast... next a toyota overtakes
Japani: TOYOTA made in JAPAN.....very fast ....
Reached Airport & asked How Much?
Driver: RS. 8000 ....
Japani: Why so expensive??
Driver: METER made in INDIA ........''VERY FAST.....''

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GIRL's : WE hate cigarette!
So WE dont touch it.

BOY's : WE too hate cigarettes!
So WE BURN IT. :) :laugh:
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Girl - tomorrow my birth day
Boy - Oh that's great, So what gift do you want dear
Girl - I want a ring
Boy - I will give you 2 rings now it self and he took his mobile and gave 2 rings to her.
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Hahaaha funny saarala your joke is so funny i cant stop laughing i also will give 5 rings from today.
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GIRL's : WE hate cigarette!
So WE dont touch it.

BOY's : WE too hate cigarettes!
So WE BURN IT. :)
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Vinodh same thread posted twice.
Nice jokes shared by every body.
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A Mother makes her son Intelligent in 20 years, But a Girl can make him Stupid in 2 minutes.
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If you need friend call me.
If you need a help approach me.
If you need money.. "SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED".
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DAD:dear son,why your sister sitting so silent
SON:Nothing dad sister asked lipstik, but i gave fevistik.
No chip chip no chik chik.
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New Economic Analysis Its better to have a Long distance Relationship Because, S.T.D. rates are much Lower than Fuel Rates.
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Prescription

A lady walked into a drug store and told the pharmacist she
needed some cyanide.

The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"

The lady then explained she needed it to poison her husband.

The pharmacist's eyes got big and he said, "Lord have mercy, I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband!

That's against the law! I'll lose my license... They'll throw both of us in jail and all kinds of bad things will happen! Absolutely not! You can NOT have any cyanide!"

Then the lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband having dinner in a restaurant with pharmacist's wife.

The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied,

"Well, now... You didn't tell me you had a prescription".\



Nice joke
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Change cannot be given by You every time,
You must bring the change yourself,
Great lines said by......
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Bus conductor Mr.Divakaran :laugh:
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Malayalis will understand this joke well

at last Tv Anchor Renjini Haridas is going to marry!
Groom is very good
Has good qualities
Good character
Handsome
Rich
Knows English
Singer
Dancer
Actor
Producer
Choreographer
Youth Icon
Savior of Google
Guinness book star
Evergreen hero of Indian Films

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SUPER STAR
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SANTHOSH PANDIT
"Ini Ennum Shivrathri"......quoted his famous(notorious) song
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Fantastic love cinema story.
Hero love Heroine
But heroine loves villain
But villan loves hero's sister
But hero's sister loves heroine's brother
But heroine's brother loves villain's sister
But villan's sister loves hero.

Finally two commits suicide......
Who are they......? :dry:
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PRODUCER AND DIRECTOR :laugh: :P
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Here the jokes are so good and funny When we read this we can not go to doctor for good health.
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Sandhya nice joke shared but you have already answered.Post some more.
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Sandhya nice joke shared but you have already answered.Post some more.


Now, Tintumon LKG is most famous in kerala. Wait. I will upload some very soon.
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The movie is good finally who loves who in the movie. :laugh: :laugh:
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The movie is good finally who loves who in the movie. :laugh: :laugh:



Just read it once more
It was a sms joke received some days before
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