Just some Jokes............. Add your own

You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where is she .

Wheel your leather executive chair into Internet cafe and up to the computer with the largest monitor. Sit down, turn to the person next to you handing them a stack of papers, "Get these photocopied right away, the president wants them by end of day."

Q: What is the difference between a mathematician and a philosopher?
A: The mathematician only needs paper, pencil, and a trash bin for his work - the philosopher can do without the trash bin

Teacher: "Who can tell me what 7 times 6 is?"
Student: "It's 42!"
Teacher: "Very good! - And who can tell me what 6 times 7 is?"
Same student: "It's 24!"

A man is talking to God.

The man: "God, how long is a million years?"
God: "To me, it's about a minute."
The man: "God, how much is a million dollars?"
God: "To me it's a penny."
The man: "God, may I have a penny?"
God: "Wait a minute and vanished.

A truck driver, hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers, stops for a beer. As he approaches the bar, he sees a big sign on the door that says, "COMPUTER NERDS NOT ALLOWED - ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK!" He enters and sits down.

Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an I.
Student: I is the.
Teacher: Stop! Never put 'is' after an "I". Always put 'am' after an "I".
Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.

Very nice and attractive jokes shared here.i am also trying to make and post something.

A Mother makes her son Intelligent in 20 years, But a Girl can make him Stupid in 2 minutes.Ha Ha Ha!

One Crack love with a nurse. HE writes love letter. He writes,"I Love you Sister".

Teacher: Tell Ur Dad`s Fullname In English. Boy: Its Mr.FLIE GO Teacher: R U Tryng 2 B Funny? Boy: No, His Name In Hindi Is Makkhi JA.

TEACHER:Last year u were in love with that girl N this year u r in love with other 1. What do u think of ureslf? Student:SYLLABUS has been changed.http://www.boddunan.com/components/com_kunena/template/default/images/emoticons/laughing.pnghttp://www.boddunan.com/components/com_kunena/template/default/images/emoticons/tongue.pnghttp://www.boddunan.com/components/com_kunena/template/default/images/emoticons/w00t.pnghttp://www.boddunan.com/components/com_kunena/template/default/images/emoticons/kissing.png

This was really funny joke thank you Ramprosad share some more jokes and make us laugh

all the jokes in this forum is very good especially a joke by the ram.

Hey ram the links you are giving not opening for us just check and post them.

Wat is business?

A father to his son:-

Father: Do you want to marry BILL GATES daughter.
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Son: Yes

Father goes to Bill Gates and asks for Bill Gates daughter to marry his son.

Bill Gates: NO

Father: My son is the CEO of World Bank.

Bill Gates agrees for marriage.

The father goes to Obama.

Father: Make my son the CEO of world bank.

Obama: WHY?

Father: He is son-in-law of Bill Gates.

Obama agrees.

THIS IS BUSINESS.. :laugh:

Hey vinodh this is the old joke you shared but good to share this one to us.

All the jokes are very good on boddunan i like all the jokes in this forum

A brilliant joke. Looking for more from u

The prime Minister of China called President Bush to console him after the attack on the Pentagon:
'I'm sorry to hear about the attack. It is a very big tragedy. But in case you are missing any documents from the Pentagon, we have copies of everything.'