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Very good creativity.

When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows why. When a ten-year married couple smiles, everyone wonders why.

When in life, you wake up n you don`t see anyone, then come to me. I will be there to take you to an eye specialist!

Wife: Why are you home so early?
Husband: My boss told me to go to hell.

Silly Student School Joke
Teacher: which vegetable makes your eyes water?

Student: Any vegetable.

Teacher: How?

Student: Just rub any vegetable in your eyes and see what happens.

hahahahha very funny . It is seen that boys always make jokes on girls for marriage issue.

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

Oh my God, Very story. I heard this some where but did remember it properly and after reading i remembered.Thank you ISha

A businessman on his deathbed called his friend and said, "Bill, I want you to promise me that when I die you will have my remains cremated."

"And what," his friend asked, "do you want me to do with your ashes?"

The businessman said, "Just put them in an envelope and mail them to the Internal Revenue Service and write on the envelope, "Now you have everything."

A smart blonde and a dumb blonde both jump off a cliff at the same time. Who lands first?

The dumb blonde because smart blondes don't exist.

Wife: Can you help me in garden?
Husband: what do you think, i am a gardner??
Wife: Can you fix door handle?
Husband: What do you think, i m a carpenter?
In the evening when husband came from the work, he saw everything has been fixed. He asked wife who fixed this.
... ... ... Wife:Our neighbour. But he gave me 2 options. Either i should give him burger or a kiss.
Husband: I am sure you must have given a burger.
Wife:"What do u think, i am "McDonald's ? :D

70 year old man asked his wife.
Do you feel sad when u see me running behind young girls?

... Wife: No; not at all, even dogs chase cars
but they cannot drive it.. !! ;-)

A 4 year Old kid kept telling his teacher about his baby sis who was going to be born,because he was very excited about it.
1 day his mom made him feel the baby's movements by placing his palm, on her stomach.
The kid didn't say anything. From that day onwards he stopped telling his teacher about his baby sis.
1 day when his teacher inquired about his baby sis. the boy's eyes were filled with tears.

He replied. My Mummy ate it! :'( :'(

A Japanese came to India. He took a AUTO to go to the airport.
On d way a HONDA overtakes,
Japanese: HONDA made in JAPAN very fast.....
Next a TOYOTA overtakes, he said TOYOTA made in JAPAN, very fast.
Airport came he asked how much?
... Driver: 8000Rs
Japanese: y so expensive?

Driver: METER made in INDIA very fast...

A Doctor and lawyer loved same girl.

lawyer started giving an apple to the girl everyday.

Doctor asked: why??

lawyer : An apple a day keeps the doctor away!

Facebook's Founder Mark Zukerberg Hospitalized Wid Serious Injury..

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Rajnikant Poked Him On Facebook.. :D :D :D

Deepak Your jokes are very humourus. I could stop laughing. But dont post continuously in one thread number of post. Management will take action and block your profile ok

thankyou sarala...thanks for the tip..i will take care..

Boy Failed In his Final Law Exams.

He Went To His Professor And Said: I'll Ask You A Question.
If You Don't Answer,
Then You'll Have To Give Me 'A' Grade.
... Professor: OK!

Boy Asked;
"What Is Legal But Not Logical,
Logical But Not Legal And Neither Logical Nor Legal?"

Professor Couldn't Answer It, So He Gave Him 'A' Grade & asked for the answer.

- Sir,
You Are 63Yrs. Old And Your Wife Is 30Yrs. Old, That's Legal But Not Logical.
Your Wife Has A 25Yrs. Old Boyfriend,
It's Logical But Not Legal.

And Now You Have Given Your Wife's Lover 'A' Grade,
That's Neither Logical Nor Legal.@