Just some Jokes............. Add your own

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AFTER ENGAGEMENT:

SHE: I waited so long for this.

HE: Do U want me to leave?

SHE: No. never!

HE: Do U love me?

SHE: Yes I did, I'm doing & I'll do.

HE: Did you ever cheat me?

SHE: I would rather die than to do it.

HE: Will you kiss me?

SHE: Surely, it's my pleasure.

HE: Will you hurt me?

SHE: No way, I'm not such a kind of person.

HE: Can I trust you?

SHE: Yes.

HE: Oh, Darling!

To know AFTER WEDDING:

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Teacher: How can we reduce the water level of Mullaperiyar Dam?
Tintumon (LKG D): Add 100000 litr brandy to the water. Then people themselves will drink it and drain the total water content!!! :laugh:
Teacher: What is the chemical formula of water?
Tintumon: H2MgClNaCl HNO3O2CO3Ca(OH)2SnTnU HgNiHCl (COOH)
Teacher: Whats this?
Tintu: This is Corporation water
Teacher(just for fun): All write your lover name in a paper…

(after 2 seconds)
All students finished except Tintumon.

(after 10 minutes)…
Tintumon: additional paper mam….!!!
Tintumon is missing
Fair Complexion
Black hair
4 1/2 feet long tongue
Age 5
Talks more than his age
If you meet him, please.....never mind
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Nice joke sandhya this is just like santa banta jokes. :laugh: :laugh:
One night a thief got inside Tintu's house. When Tintu say him, thief feel scared and began to drop everything he took. At that time, Tintu took all his books and handed it to thief saying,
"If you don't take them away, I will scream and wake everybody in the house"
Tinitu mon's Recent analysis revealed that drinking beer turns men into women.
To test the finding 100 men were fed with 6 pints of beer each.

It was observed that 100% of men gained weight ,talked excessively without making sense ,became over emotional ,couldn 't drive , failed to think rationally , argued over nothing and refused to apologize when wrong.
Tintumon: For those who are sitting with completely broken heart gets water. And for those who are merely standing gets tea and snacks.

Duntumol: You are saying about which place?

Tintu: Exam Hall!!!!!!!!
Sandhya dont post continuously on one topic in forums you can post if any one replied after your one.
Sandhya dont post continuously on one topic in forums you can post if any one replied after your one.


OK. Noted.
A Lady to a beggar : I have certainly seen you somewhere??

Beggar : OH madam, you forgot me!!
We are friends on Facebook...!!! :laugh: :laugh:
Good jokes shared.Please continue some more. I love jokes very much.
Good jokes shared.Please continue some more. I love jokes very much.



Ram... you also share some good ones please
Vinodh your joke is good even beggar using facebook now a days.
In February 1994 in New Brighton, Minn., a 32-year-old man and his 24-year-old girlfriend were arrested after a food fight in a grocery store. After arguing loudly, the couple began throwing sweet potatoes at each other. Eventually, the man allegedly threw the woman into several vegetable racks, sending the contents spilling to the floor. As both continued to brawl on the floor, she allegedly stuffed lettuce into the man's mouth.
I liked it both ways although this was more funny from bottom upwards.
There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.

When asked to define "great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!"

He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages. :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:
Ha Ha ha !!!!!!!!!!! just fantastic. its unstoppable.
sunny - I went inside the lion bone where lion lives.
bunny - wow sunny you are really great and daring person.
Sunny - bunny there is no lion in the bone
The joke is similar to one who around whom vehicles would be running. People believed that their child would be a very wealthy person with numerous car. But the prophesy was trued another way. The child grew to become a traffic police constable.

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