AFTER ENGAGEMENT:
SHE: I waited so long for this.
HE: Do U want me to leave?
SHE: No. never!
HE: Do U love me?
SHE: Yes I did, I'm doing & I'll do.
HE: Did you ever cheat me?
SHE: I would rather die than to do it.
HE: Will you kiss me?
SHE: Surely, it's my pleasure.
HE: Will you hurt me?
SHE: No way, I'm not such a kind of person.
HE: Can I trust you?
SHE: Yes.
HE: Oh, Darling!
To know AFTER WEDDING:
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Tinitu mon's Recent analysis revealed that drinking beer turns men into women.
To test the finding 100 men were fed with 6 pints of beer each.
It was observed that 100% of men gained weight ,talked excessively without making sense ,became over emotional ,couldn 't drive , failed to think rationally , argued over nothing and refused to apologize when wrong.
To test the finding 100 men were fed with 6 pints of beer each.
It was observed that 100% of men gained weight ,talked excessively without making sense ,became over emotional ,couldn 't drive , failed to think rationally , argued over nothing and refused to apologize when wrong.
In February 1994 in New Brighton, Minn., a 32-year-old man and his 24-year-old girlfriend were arrested after a food fight in a grocery store. After arguing loudly, the couple began throwing sweet potatoes at each other. Eventually, the man allegedly threw the woman into several vegetable racks, sending the contents spilling to the floor. As both continued to brawl on the floor, she allegedly stuffed lettuce into the man's mouth.
There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.
When asked to define "great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!"
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When asked to define "great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!"
He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages. :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:
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