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wow this is really awesome message . thanks for sharing

‎1 Saas apne 3 damadon ka pyar dekhne k liye dariya me kud gai 1dmad ne bacha lia Sas ne use Maruti di2nd day fir kudi2nd dmad ne bacha lia, to use bike mili3rd day fir kudi3rd dmad ne socha"cycle hi reh gai h, kya faayda?"Aur sas doob gaiAgle din us damad ko Mercedes miliKaise?Sasur ne di.

there are 2 small boys who are twins
1 is laughing and the other is so sad.
their father came and asked the laughing boy what happen and why he laughing
he said that "dad mom thought me as brother and made me bath again"

A man in Hell asked Devil:
Can I make a call to my Wife?
After making call he asked how much to pay.
Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free

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A man came home late at night after a party.
His wife yelled:
"how would you feel if you don't see me for two days?"
The man couldnt believe his luck: 'that would be great'!
Monday passed and he didnt see her......
Tuesday and wednesday passed too.....
On thursday his swelling became better
And now he could see her from the
Corner of one eye;)

Santa aur Banta chess khel rahe the.. :P Kafi der hone ke baad Santa bolta hai "Chal yaar, band karte hai khelna"..

Banta bolta hai, "Haan yaar, waise bhi tera Ghoda aur mera Bishop hi bacha hai" :laugh:

Pinakin nice joke shared. I think your joke is the best .

Prescription

A lady walked into a drug store and told the pharmacist she
needed some cyanide.

The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"

The lady then explained she needed it to poison her husband.

The pharmacist's eyes got big and he said, "Lord have mercy, I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband!

That's against the law! I'll lose my license... They'll throw both of us in jail and all kinds of bad things will happen! Absolutely not! You can NOT have any cyanide!"

Then the lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband having dinner in a restaurant with pharmacist's wife.

The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied,

"Well, now... You didn't tell me you had a prescription".\

Dad : How u did your exam son?

Son : 1st Question i didnt write.
3rd Question i dont know answer.
4th Question i forget to write.
5th Question it is not in my bit.

Dad : (angrily) asked then, What abt the 2nd Question?

Son : That i left it in Choice....

Dad : ??!??!

A boy was driving a car. A girl overtakes his car.d boy shouted 'donkey' n she replied 2 him 'u stupid'.... suddenly she mets with an accident ..................... because in front of her car a donkey was crossing...... MORAL:girls never understand what boys say.

Prove that 2/10 = 2

Japanese student: Wrong question
Pakistan student: No way
American student: Its impossible
... Indian student:
Two/Ten
=
wo / en
T with T cancel.
W = 23rd letter
o = 15th letter
e = 5th letter
n = 14th letter
So
= 23 + 15 / 5 + 14
= 38 / 19
= 2
That is called Indian talent ....

Ha ha ha this is correct deepak our indians are more talented persons in the world.

A man in Hell asked Devil:
Can I make a call to my Wife?
After making call he asked how much to pay.
Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free

This is one of the best joke. Many husband would prefer this. Nice one.

Yes it is really a good joke. But i read this, in facebook .

Really amazing joke.thanks for sharing. keep post this type of jokes

ohh god. I can't control my laugh. excellent one.thanks for sharing

really good one. where do you find this type of jokes?

Good one.thanks for sharing. i will forward this to my friends

[quote]Good one.thanks for sharing. i will forward this to my friends [/quote]

[quote]really good one. where do you find this type of jokes? [/quote]

[quote]ohh god. I can't control my laugh. excellent one.thanks for sharing [/quote]

[quote]Really amazing joke.thanks for sharing. keep post this type of jokes [/quote]

[quote]Yes it is really a good joke. But i read this, in facebook . [/quote]

WOW! So many reactions to one joke!!! :huh: :dry: :unsure: :angry:

Vimala, I think you understand what is spam and what is a sensible post! Posting such continuous senseless and useless replies repeatedly to same thread is considered spam and will need to be taken action against. so please stop doing this!