Studentzz Rockzz:-
SPEED : Getting ready in 5 minutes
SHARING : Whole class copying one assignment but in totally different way
PRESENTATION SKILLS : Can present one answer in 5 different ways for 5 different questions :
EDITING : Your report contains atleast 5 pages less than the person from whom you copied
MULTI TASKING: Playing games on cell, sms to gf/bf, gossiping with seat mate, day dreaming, making teacher's sketch and still pretending
ART : Beautiful art on the last page of note book.
SENSE OF HUMOR : Provide best unintentional humour to teachers during Viva :
CONSISTENCY : Once a Zero, always a Zero!
VOICE MODULATION : Attendance in 5 different voices.
STAMINA : Tolerating teacher for consecutive 1 hour :
PERIPHERAL VISION: Staring at your crush, no matter where so ever he/she sits :
HUMANITY : Failing and keeping the consistency of giving others a chance to top! :
TALENT : Make whole class laugh no matter how tense is the situation..
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"On a rainy day, after years of my one sided love, I proposed her.. She took it as a joke. To confirm, I said I shall even die for you" !! She replied that, "In this heavy rain, i will cry now. If you can differentiate and recogonize between my tears and the rain water, I will accept you"..
"I smiled at her, turned back, and walked far silently".....
Is is realizing the fact that, 'I never want to see her tears, even if its for a trial.'
"I smiled at her, turned back, and walked far silently".....
Is is realizing the fact that, 'I never want to see her tears, even if its for a trial.'
Why do boys need a friend who is a girl?
Coz she
♥ -will never leave u alone when you're sad..
♥ -will see to it that u do Ur works on time..
♥ -will make sure u don't skip meals to play matches and do work..
♥ -will ask u to leave Ur bad habits everyday, every time..
♥ -will fight with u on small matters but won't keep the anger for long..
♥ -will make u money-wise..
♥ -will say-don't worry, even if there's lot to worry or nothing to worry..
♥ -will make u punctual..
♥ -will help u restrain Ur anger..
♥ -will talk to you 15times a day to know what you're doing..
♥ ♥ dedicated to all girls and boys who share the love and friendship ♥ ♥
Coz she
♥ -will never leave u alone when you're sad..
♥ -will see to it that u do Ur works on time..
♥ -will make sure u don't skip meals to play matches and do work..
♥ -will ask u to leave Ur bad habits everyday, every time..
♥ -will fight with u on small matters but won't keep the anger for long..
♥ -will make u money-wise..
♥ -will say-don't worry, even if there's lot to worry or nothing to worry..
♥ -will make u punctual..
♥ -will help u restrain Ur anger..
♥ -will talk to you 15times a day to know what you're doing..
♥ ♥ dedicated to all girls and boys who share the love and friendship ♥ ♥
Some of the Unrefusable facts of today's world:
Today we have bigger houses but small families,
More degrees but less common sense,
Advanced medicines but poor health,
Touched Moon but no contact with neighbours,
High income but less peace of mind,
Free messages but no time to remember friends:-(gm
Today we have bigger houses but small families,
More degrees but less common sense,
Advanced medicines but poor health,
Touched Moon but no contact with neighbours,
High income but less peace of mind,
Free messages but no time to remember friends:-(gm
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