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Studentzz Rockzz:-
SPEED : Getting ready in 5 minutes
SHARING : Whole class copying one assignment but in totally different way
PRESENTATION SKILLS : Can present one answer in 5 different ways for 5 different questions :
EDITING : Your report contains atleast 5 pages less than the person from whom you copied
MULTI TASKING: Playing games on cell, sms to gf/bf, gossiping with seat mate, day dreaming, making teacher's sketch and still pretending
ART : Beautiful art on the last page of note book.
SENSE OF HUMOR : Provide best unintentional humour to teachers during Viva :
CONSISTENCY : Once a Zero, always a Zero!
VOICE MODULATION : Attendance in 5 different voices.
STAMINA : Tolerating teacher for consecutive 1 hour :
PERIPHERAL VISION: Staring at your crush, no matter where so ever he/she sits :
HUMANITY : Failing and keeping the consistency of giving others a chance to top! :
TALENT : Make whole class laugh no matter how tense is the situation..

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"If you want to get hurt in life..., Trust someone completely and Love them blindly...."
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True friends are like mornings,
u cant have them the whole day,
but u can be sure,
they will be there when u wakeup tomorrow,
next year and forever.
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The 10 qualities of perfect friend

1 great & brave heart
2 sweet & soft voice
3 sharp & fast brain
4 cute & stupid smile
5 loving & caring
6 confident
7 attractive
8 deep connectivity
9 power of speaking truth
10 power of hearing lie about their self
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Really nice one.I will forward this to my friends.Thanks for sharing
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Ponnu parka pona sardarji

Sardarji : Ponnu yenna padichirukaa..?

girl : B.A

Sardarji : Adi paavi, padichadhu rendu eluthu Athaiyum thalageela padichiruka...!!!! :laugh:
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the very worst disadvantage of being too strong is that, no body cares even when you are getting hurt.
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A fantastic quote for life...

"Satisfy the person who expect a smile from you and surprise the person who never expected anything from you.." :cheer:
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friend ship with an enemy is better and best than friend ship with a fool
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sarala your words is so meaning full and true also. :) :)
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When you do a mistake and forgive yourself
then why cannot forgive others when they do a mistake
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Everything in life can't make you happy
Everything in life can't satisfy you
But there is one thing which makes you feel nice....
That is trust for you in someone's eyes



If you don't act naughty while you are young
You won't have anything to smile about when you are older
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Hurting someone is as easy as throwing a stone in the river.
But how deep it goes.......
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You will smile with tears in eyes and pain in your heart, when your loved one asks you sorry after hurting so much :(
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" Don't wait for the perfect moment. Take the moment and make it perfect... "
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Beautiful tomorrow never comes.
When it comes, it is already TODAY ....!
In the hunt of beautiful tomorrow
Don't waste your wonderful today...!
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This is very good way i like this all SMS are very good here i enjoy it.
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If I were to make a dictionary:
CUTE = you;
SWEET = you;
THOUGHTFUL = you;
GOOD LOOKING = you;
GORGEOUS = you;
LIAR = me!
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Adjustment with right people is always better than argument with wrong people.
A Meaningful silence is always better than meaningless words..
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I may walk slowly. But I never walk backwards - Lincoln
If I walk back, it is to jump over the hurdles towards my goal-Obama
I don't need to walk because I have cycle - Tintumon :laugh:
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babu G this is a very nice Sms and you right explain that in a well manner.
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Babu G

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Created Friday, 14 October 2011 19:34
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