1. Can you cry under water?
2. Do fish ever get thirsty?
3.Why don't birds fall out of trees when they sleep?
4.Wat do you call a male lady bird?
5.Why is it called building when its already built?
6.When they say dog food is new and improved in taste, who tastes it?
7.If money doesn't grow on trees then why banks have branches?
8.Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
9.Why doesn't glue stick to its bottle?
who can answer??
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Let me try to clear your doubts....Really you are an intelligent girl :evil: :evil: (Copied from site...I have seen them before :laugh: :laugh: )
1. Definitely not.....because I don't know to swim. So, I won't take risk to go under water :P
2. No, never...because they can get only hungry....Actually let me ask you, have you ever seen fish drinking water :laugh: :laugh: They only swallow food.
3. Of course, Swetha...they do fall. You never noticed this. You should get out of your room at night and stand under a tree. You can really get that experience. Try today night itself.
4. Female Gentle man!!!
5. Because, you know contractors are stealing sand and cement. So, that building is definitely going to fall. So we should continue building.......So it is called so. I think your doubt is cleared now :silly: :blink:
6. Definitely the owner of the company. Who else is going to do that favour for him?
7. Plant a 'Money plant' today itself!!!!
8. Because square pizzas can't come in round boxes. Howzzzthat....!!!
9. Because...only opposite poles only attract.....I think you understand it
Swetha......Are your doubts clear now or do you want some water?
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1. Definitely not.....because I don't know to swim. So, I won't take risk to go under water :P
2. No, never...because they can get only hungry....Actually let me ask you, have you ever seen fish drinking water :laugh: :laugh: They only swallow food.
3. Of course, Swetha...they do fall. You never noticed this. You should get out of your room at night and stand under a tree. You can really get that experience. Try today night itself.
4. Female Gentle man!!!
5. Because, you know contractors are stealing sand and cement. So, that building is definitely going to fall. So we should continue building.......So it is called so. I think your doubt is cleared now :silly: :blink:
6. Definitely the owner of the company. Who else is going to do that favour for him?
7. Plant a 'Money plant' today itself!!!!
8. Because square pizzas can't come in round boxes. Howzzzthat....!!!
9. Because...only opposite poles only attract.....I think you understand it
Swetha......Are your doubts clear now or do you want some water?
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