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Question Paper in year 2050:
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1. Name the cities of Pakistan where Electricity is found.
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2. How does Sugar taste? Explain in your Own words.
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3. Draw a Neat and Labeled Diagram of a Suicide Jacket.
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4. In Ancient Times, What was Petrol Used for? Support your answer with examples.
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5. Which Parts of Pakistan are not Yet sold to US?

Banta khana bana raha tha aur pucha namak kidar hai?
Santa-namak nahi hai.
Banta-toh dal me kya daalu?
Santa-"COLGATE" dalo,
usme Namak
:silly: :laugh: :P :woohoo:

Santa went to a temple. He said- Sat Sri akaal- to Banta. He saw there were many others. He quickly added- Copy to all.

Santa's son Mintu attended Hindi grammar class. The teacher gave them a lesson on Kaal (Tense). She explained that there are three Kaal- Vartman (present), Bhoot (past) and Bhavishya (future). Mintu said- Maam, there is one more Kaal. What?- Ma'am surprisingly exclaimed. Mintu replied- This is Sat Sri akaal.

Little Janice was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me Janice, who created the universe?" When Janice didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear.

"God Almighty!" shouted Janice and the teacher said, "Very good" and Janice fell back asleep.

A while later the teacher asked Janice, "Who is our Lord and Saviour." But, Janice didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again.

"Jesus Christ!" shouted Janice and the teacher said, "Very good," and Janice fell back asleep.

Then the teacher asked Janice a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" and again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin.

This time Janice jumped up and shouted, "If you stick me with that thing one more time, I'll break it in half and stick it up your ass!"

... the teacher fainted!

Titanic was sinking.

Santa: How much the earth is far from here?

Banta: 1 kilo meter.

Santa jumped into the sea and asked again: "...In which direction?"

Banta: Downwards !

Santa: I am so miser (kanjoos) that I went alone for my honeymoon and saved half the money.

Bania: That is nothing, I saved full money. I sent my wife for honeymoon with a friend.

Patient: I have swallowed a key.

Sardar Doctor: When?

Patient: 3 months back!

Sardar Doctor: What were you doing till now?

Patient: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too.

Santa: Why didn't you marry?

Banta: I was searching for an
ideal match.

Santa: So, you didn't find an ideal girl?

Banta: I found one.

Santa: Then?

Banta: She was also searching for an ideal match.

Laloo was writing something very slowly.

Santa: Why are you writing so slowly?

Laloo: I am writing to my 5 years old kid Jhurlu, he can't read very fast.

Customer to waiter: Everyday you charge me money for a cup of coffee. How wonderful it would be if you serve me coffee free of cost today.

Waiter: Sir, everyday you drink coffee from a filled cup. How wonderful it would be if you drink from an empty cup today !!!

Patient: Doctor, are you sure I'm suffering from pneumonia? Once a doctor was treating his patient with pneumonia but the patient died of typhus.

Indian Doctor: Don't worry, it won't happen to you. If I treat someone with pneumonia he will die of pneumonia only."

Indian Wife & Naughty Husband

In a crowded elevator, an Indian Desi wife Rabri became angry with her naughty husband Lalu, who was delighted to be pressed against a beautiful girl. The girl suddenly slapped naughty Lalu and said, "This will teach you not to pinch any girl in future".

Bewildered, "naughty" Lalu was on the way to parking lot with his Wife when he choked, "I... I... didn't pinch that girl."

"Ofcourse you didn't," said Rabri consolingly. "I did".

A Bengali babu returns from China.

Bengali asks wife: Do I look like a foreigner ?

Wife: No.

Bengali: Look carefully, do I look like a foreigner ?

Wife again replies: No.

By now Mr Bengali was fuming.

Bengali yells: All those women in China were fools. Where ever I visited, they all said: "Look a foreigner"

A sexy Blonde (golden hair girl) went to a shop to buy US flag. On seeing the flag, she said something that confused and irritated the shopkeeper.

Guess what did sexy Blonde say.

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"Show me some more colors."

Haryanvi Tau: You cheated me. You sold me useless radio.

Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to you.

Haryanvi Tau: Radio label shows "Made in Japan" but radio says: This is all India Radio.

Pandit: I am so kanjoos that I went alone for my honeymoon and saved half the money.

Bania: That is nothing, I saved full money. I sent my wife for honeymoon with a friend.

Santa Ne Apna Ghar Construct Kiya Construction K Baad Uper Wale Part Pr Color kiya, Aur Nechay Wale Part Pr Likh Diya"SAME AS ABOVE".

Santa-Shimla ja rha hu rste me biwi ko khai me gira dunga
Banta:Yar meri b le ja,use b gira
Santa:agar tu bura n mane use vapsi pe gira du?

Santa-Aaj pitaji ne pitai kr DiBanta: Kyo? Santa: Maine to sirf itna pucha tha ki"KAMINE..Film dekhne chal rahe ho kya?"