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Woman is like blue tooth ,
You are next to her,
she stays connected,
you go away,
she finds new device

Man is like wi-fi,
many devices can connect to him at a time

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Do the following !!!
1) go to google translate
2) type in "Who said to sell pepsi for Rs.65?"
3) translate English to Arabic
4) Copy the Arabic version
5) choose translation from Arabic to English
6) and the truth will be unleashed!!!!

HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAH!!!!!!!
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Sardar darvaze pe GUN liye khara tha
Wife: y r u standing here?
Sardar: Sher k shikar pe ja raha hon
Wife: To jao na..!
Sardar: Kase jaon baher KUTTA khara hai
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Teacher : Which is more important to us,
the sun or the moon?
Pupil : The moon.

Teacher : Why?
Pupil : The moon gives us light at night
when we need it but the sun gives us light
only in the day time when we dont need it.
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Scientists all over the world are wondering how long a human being can live without a brain...
So, Kindly tell them your age plz......
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Really a long list of funny text messages by Fathima and I really enjoyed going through them....
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thanks for all the funny message send by you in this thread i love this all text message.
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Question: What is the thinnest book in the world?
Answer: What men know about women!!!!....
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Created Sunday, 03 July 2011 13:03
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