Funny text messages

U

User

Sunday, 03 July 2011 13:04

In an African Safari,A LION suddenly bounced on Santa's wife.
WIFE-Shoot him! Shoot him!
SANTA-Yes Yes.I'm changing the battery of my camera..

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U

User

Sunday, 03 July 2011 13:05

Jab barish hoti hai, Tum yaad aate ho.
Jab kali ghata chaye, Tum yaad ate ho,

Jab bheegte hain tum yaad aate ho,
Bataoo Meri umbrella Kab wapis kro ge!

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U

User

Sunday, 03 July 2011 13:06

Wife:-I will die.
Husband:- I will also die.

Wife:-why will you die?
Husband:-because main itni khushi
bardasht nahin ker sakta

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U

User

Sunday, 03 July 2011 13:08

Could u fax me your photo very very urgently ?
Mind u - it's really very very urgent,
damn serious and very imp ....
I'm playing cards and
we've misplaced the JOKER.

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U

User

Sunday, 03 July 2011 13:15

Having "WIFE" Is A
Part Of Living...
But
Having "GIRLFRIEND"
Along With The "WIFE" Is
Art Of Living

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U

User

Sunday, 03 July 2011 13:16

A Simple fact:

Boys Can Never be satisfied with
3 Things In Life:

-Mobile
-Bike
-Girlfriend

Because;
There Is Always
A Better Model
Available In Future

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U

User

Sunday, 03 July 2011 13:32

God thought that since
he couldn't b everywhere
he made a mother.

Then devil thought that
he couldn't be everywhere
he made a mother-in-law.

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U

User

Sunday, 03 July 2011 13:33

Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?"
Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."

Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman.
Interviewer: "What were you before you married her?"
Millionaire: "A Billionaire"

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U

User

Sunday, 03 July 2011 23:02

thanks for sharing with us this is really a funny text message.

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U

User

Wednesday, 06 July 2011 15:54

Thank you for sharing these jokes.Really very funny.Can't stop laughing.

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U

User

Thursday, 14 July 2011 12:46

A Stranger Told your Name And Asked your Address..
I told that I Am busy you just follow these Ants.
Because My Friend Is Soo Sweeeett..

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U

User

Friday, 15 July 2011 12:02

these are really funny messages . thanks i have enjoyed them a lot.

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U

User

Monday, 08 August 2011 14:00

Words Written Above A Classroom Clock….
“This Clock Will Never Be Stolen,
because Too Many Students Are Watching It..!

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U

User

Monday, 08 August 2011 14:30

At Night If Mosquito Bites,
What Should We Do.?
?
?
?
?
Just Scratch N Sleep Again
We are not Rajnikant
To Make The Mosquito Say Sorry.

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U

User

Thursday, 11 August 2011 12:48

Funny Truth-

No one is as ugly as their driving license/ identity card picture,

nor as good-looking as their facebook profile pic..! :D ;)

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U

User

Tuesday, 16 August 2011 16:33

A Girl Checks Her Weight = 58kg .
Removes Sandal = 56.
Then Dupatta = 52
Now Coins Finished.......
.
.
.
.
A Boy In A Q Behind Her
Said
Ü Carry On"",
I Have Coins!

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U

User

Tuesday, 16 August 2011 16:34

Romance Mathematics ~

Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance

Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Affair

Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Marriage

Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy

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U

User

Tuesday, 16 August 2011 16:34

God made us body parts for a reason.
Eyes: to look at you
Hands: to pray for you
Mind: to remember you
Heart: to miss you
and…
Legs: to kick you if u ever forget me!!

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U

User

Tuesday, 16 August 2011 16:36

A baby monkey asks his father, Father why r we so ugly?
The father says to him, don't stress my son
u should see the one who is reading this!!

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U

User

Tuesday, 16 August 2011 17:04

There are so many good topics here. I have read all got many enjoy.

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