JOKE JUNCTION

Good question!!

A village went to a doctor and complained of stomach pain..

Doctor gave a tonic and told him "Have 2 spoons of this tonic"
Villager looked confused
" But, doc.. I have only 1 spoon in the home"!!

nice joke yar!!!!!!! sri devi

Thanks Pradeep!!

once a man asked to the man who supply milk to bring milk before 5.30 am suddenly the milk man reply that it cannot be possible because in public pipe water will come only after 7 am B)

post nice jokes everybody

Nice one dude!!!!!

Nice. I just saw how you tried to befool all on 1st April by writing 'without me' so far from the main message. Definitely you made April fool of so many.

I am seeing nice jokes collection in this forum . keep posting this type of post which make good collection .

common frnds keep posting jokes more and more

A British Officer posted in India engaged an Indian servant. The servant did not know English. As the servant cooked good food, he liked him and did not want to engage some one else. One day, he told a friend- "I have some difficulty with this servant. I don't know Hindustani and this guy does not know English." His friend inquired as to what he wanted the servant do. He told that he wanted him only to open the door and close it when he instructed." The friend said- "It is so simple. You just speak English sentence as I say, and he'll do your job."
"What' inquired the officer.
The friend told- "When you want to open the door- say 'There was a cold day.' When to close this, say "There was a banker." The trick worked. The officer would speak in English and the servant could grasp the desired meaning in his language.

Very Good one...Gulshan jee...

In a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness. "Isn't it true," he bellowed, "that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?"

The witness stared out the window, as though he hadn't hear the question.

"Isn't it true that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?" the lawyer repeated loudly.

The witness still did not respond.

Finally, the judge leaned over and said, "Sir, please answer the question."

"Oh," the startled witness said, "I thought he was talking to you."