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When you get this SMS,
send it to 1 person you love,
1 you hate,
1 you always think of and
1 you wish to kill.
Now,keep guessing why I sent it to you.

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What happened 2 ur mobile?
I was trying 2 call u but I got this msg:
Welcome 2 the jungle network,
the monkey u r trying 2 call is on tree.
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Judge:You are Accused of RAPE,so u r FinedRs.11461.Man:Mylord why exactly Rs.11461?Judge:Rs.10000 for Rape,4%VAT and 10.2%Entertainment Tax.
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Ek aadmi bede he mood me waiter se kaha : “Yaar Waiter ek Sexy Chai Pilade”
Waiter: Sorry Sir,magar Hamere yaaha Ghai ka dudh aatha he Bipasha ka nahi!!
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Santosh Kumar Singh Wrote:
[quote]Ek aadmi bede he mood me waiter se kaha : “Yaar Waiter ek Sexy Chai Pilade”
Waiter: Sorry Sir,magar Hamere yaaha Ghai ka dudh aatha he Bipasha ka nahi!![/quote]

Ha Ha Ha..Really nice one sir ji..I like it..
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संता ने कस्टमर केयर फोन किया और बोला - “मेरी भैंस सिम खा कर भाग गई !”

कस्टमर केयर - ”तो मैं क्या करूं ?”

संता - “मुझे यह बताओ कि कहीं रोमिंग तो नहीं लग रही है ?”
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लड़के ने लड़की को आइसक्रीम लाकर दी.

लड़की: थैंक्स.

लड़का: सिर्फ थैंक्स !

लड़की: तो तुम्हें किस चाहिए न ?

लड़का: बकवास मत कर, मुझे आधी आइसक्रीम चाहिए !
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New Economic Analysis:

Its better to have a Long distance Relationship:
Because, S.T.D. rates are much Lower than Fuel Rates....
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Dream makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work, Love makes everything beautiful, Smile makes all the above... So always Brush your Teeth........
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Q: What is the difference b/w secretary & private secretary?
Ans:
Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR
&
Private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR
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Angry Boss: Have you ever seen an owl?

Employee: (looking down) No Sir...

Boss: Don't look down. Look at me. :laugh:
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In A Bar, A Man Attend Da Call Of A Ringing Mobile.
Man: Hello!
Wife: Darling Shall I Buy 1 Diamond Ring?
Man: Sure Honey!
Wife: Shall I Use Your Credit Card For Crystal Pendant?
Man: Ok Dear!
Friends: Great To See That You Love Her So Much!
Man: Hmm! By The Way, Whose Mobile Is This?!?
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Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business?

Student: "Father in law".
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Once a husband and wife lived in a old town, they had four kids the first three were slim and had brown hair, the last one was fat and had black hair.

Husband-Darling, I am going to die (he had cancer). Please do tell me is our last child really ours.

Wife-I swear you, he is really ours.
Hearing this the husband died pecafully.

Wife-Thank god, "He didn't ask about the first three
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A Boy Was Going With his girl friend.

Friend : Who Is She?
Boy : My Cousin.
Friend : Last Year She Was My Cousin....
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Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?????
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes............
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Santa-What Is Difference
Between COFFEE Shop & WINE
Shop?
Banta-COFFEE Shop Is The
Starting Point Of LOVE & WINE
Shop Is Last Point Of LOVE
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Can we do romance in the evening today?
I'm in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing & biting
reply me soon!

Yours lovingly
"MOSQUITO" :laugh:
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Teacher to student Lecture kaisa hona chahiye?
Student Mini skirt jaisa, taaki jaruri topic cover bhi ho jaye aur sabka interest bhi bana rahe
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Yaaro Mere Marne Ke Baad,
Aansu Mat Bahana…
Yaaro… Mere Marne Ke Bad,
Aansoo Mat Bahana…

Jyada Yaad Aaye, Toh Upper Challe Aana
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fazelath Imraan

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Created Friday, 03 June 2011 16:06
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