Funny sms

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When you get this SMS,
send it to 1 person you love,
1 you hate,
1 you always think of and
1 you wish to kill.
Now,keep guessing why I sent it to you.

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सवाल - गब्बर की माँ ने गब्बर का जनम होतेही उसे एक झापड़ क्यों जड़ दिया ?

जवाब - क्यों की उसने जनम होतेही अपने माँ से सवाल पुछा - " कितने आदमी थे ? "
A cute love story with happy ending-
One day somebody proposed someone!
Someone said- I am not interested. This way somebody lived a happy life...
You should not drink more as you are invisible to me ,let me drink some pegs more.
मनु,"डेडी, ज्यादा काबिल कौन है मैं या आप?"

डैडी, " मै, क्योकि मैं एक तो तुम्हारा बाप हुँ, दुसरे उम्र मे भी तुम से बडा हुँ और मेरा तजुर्बा भी तुम से ज्यादा है।"

मनु, "फ़िर तो आप जानते होगें कि अमेरिका की खोज किस ने की थी? "

डैडी, "कोलम्बस ने की थी"

मनु, "कोलम्बस के बाप ने क्यों नही की, उसका तजुर्बा तो कोलम्बस से कही ज्यादा होगी?"
Boy- My girlfriend left me and sent me a picture of her with her new boyfriend.
Friend- What do you do?
Boy- I sent that sms to her dad! BE INNOVATIVE.
'An Intelligent Wife Is One
Who Makes Sure She Spends
So Much
That
Her Husband
Can't Afford Another
Women" :P
Customer to waiter- It will be wonderful if you serve me tea free of cost today.
Waiter- It will be wonderful if you drink tea from an empty cup today....
Marry and make a woman happy or remain a bachelor and make several women happy.......
Santa K 9 Beto Me 1 Alag Dikta Tha.
Santa Ne Marte Waqt Biwi Se Pucha Ab To Sach Bata Ye Alag Dikhne Wala Kiska Hai
Biwi-Ye 1 Hi To Apka Hai
When a husband opens the car door for his wife, either the car or the wife is new....!!!!
Alcohol contain female hormones. Proof: Men gain weight, talk unnecessarily....
Words Written Above A Classroom Clock….
“This Clock Will Never Be Stolen,
Coz Too Many Students Are Watching It..!
Writer- At last, I have written something which will be accepted by any magazine.
Friend- What is that?
Writer- A cheque for annual subscription....!!!
At Night If Mosquito Bites,
What Should We Do.?
?
?
?
?
Just Scratch N Sleep Again
We R Not Rajnikant
2 Make The Mosquito Say Sorry.
4 Stages of marriage:

Mad for each other.
Made for each other.
Mad at each other.
Mad bcoz of each other.
A Good Teacher Is Who
Tells To Study Hard...

But,,

A Best Teacher Is Who
Stands Outside D
Examination Hall N Shouts. . .

"OYE CHECKING WALE AA GAYE
APNI APNI PARCHIY CHUPA LO..." =P =D
Husband to his new wife- I could go to the end of the world for you.
Wife- Thanks, but promise me that you will stay there for the rest of your life...
Love your neighbor all throughout the day but first make sure her husband is away.......!!!!!
All say that love is more important than money..
Have u ever tried paying ur bill with a hug.. ?
Love your neighbor all throughout the day but first make sure her husband is away.......!!!!!

This one is really a good one

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Created Friday, 03 June 2011 16:06
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