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Funny sms

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When you get this SMS,
send it to 1 person you love,
1 you hate,
1 you always think of and
1 you wish to kill.
Now,keep guessing why I sent it to you.

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What is the difference between Monkey & Donkey ?
Monkey saves this message &
Donkey deletes this message.
Choice is yours
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Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
"Me sick, no work"
Boss SMS back:
"When I am sick I kiss my wife try it"
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
"Me ok, your wife very sweet"
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Hum ho gaye tumhare tumhe sochne k bad
Ab na daikhen gay kisi ko tumhe daikhne k bad
Dunya chor dain gai tumhai chorne k bad
KHUDA Maaf kare itne jhut bolne k bad
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HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle

If 1 punctures, the vehicle can't move further

M0ral:
always Keep a SPARE TYRE....
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thanks for this funny sms this is really a funny sms.
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A guy prints and pastes his prayers on the wall
and at bedtime he points at them and says: "Lord please read them, am feeling sleepy.
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Jack: are you pregnant?
Girl: Not at all.!
Jack: Then why whenever I send u an sms, your delivery report comes
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Can v do romance in the evening today?

I'm in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting

reply me soon!

urs lovingly

"MOSQUITO"
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Boy: I am not rich like rohit, I don't even have a bid car like rohit. But I really love you!
Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about rohit..
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Dream makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work, Luv makes everything beautiful, Smile makes all the above... So always Brush ur Teeth
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Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.
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Advice for the guy who plans to marry for money- Don't marry for money; you can rather borrow it cheaper....
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Man to his lover- I would go through hell for you. They got married and he is going through hell!!!!!
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The family was gathered for the reading of the will of a deceased.
Lawyer read- Being of sound mind, I spent all my money on myself to the fullest!!!
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If i was a painter, you would be my painting. If i was an author, you would be my story. If i was a poet, you would be my poem. But unfortunately i am a psychiatrist....
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this is really a funny sms try to post more funny sms like that.
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May you grow so rich that your widow's second husband never has to worry about a living....
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Every tear is a sign of brokenness,
every silence is sign of loneliness,
every smile is sign of kindness,
every sms is sign of remembrance.
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Man conducting marketing survey asked a lady- Which book has helped you most in life?
Lady- My Husband's Cheque Book!!!
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Girl- If you want to marry me, stop smoking.
Boy- OK.
Girl- Drinking too.
Boy- OK.
Girl- What else you can leave?
Boy- The idea of marrying you.... :laugh:
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fazelath Imraan

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Created Friday, 03 June 2011 16:06
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