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When you get this SMS,
send it to 1 person you love,
1 you hate,
1 you always think of and
1 you wish to kill.
Now,keep guessing why I sent it to you.

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U
Great Calculation: Only 20% boys have brains.
Rest have



Girlfriends...... :woohoo:
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JUDGE to Santa, Tumhara jurm sabit ho chuka he, kal tumhe Fansi pe chdhaya jayega.
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Santa: Wo to thik he,lekin utara kab jayega . . .
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Santa and Banta got tired of using their cell phones and for a change they decided to use pigeons to send messages and this worked very fine....

One day Santa sends his pigeons.

Banta sees, the pigeons is without any message. He picks his mobile and asked Santa: The pigeon is without any sweet message.

Santa: Oye Khotey, that was a missed call. :laugh:
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U
What is similarity between Bill Gates & me?
Don't know??
He never comes 2 my house
& I never go 2 his house

EGO PROBLEMS YOU KNOW ....
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teacher teaching algebra to student
A=B=C
it means A=C
sir asked 2 giv exampl 4 it
student:sir i luv u, u luv ur daughter,it means i luv ur daughter
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Girl: Do u have any sentimental love cards????
Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the only boy I ever loved'
Girl: Great! I want 10 of them.
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A – you are Attractive
B – you are the Best
C – you are Cute
D – you are Dear to Me
E – you are Excellent
F – you are Funny
G – you are Good-Looking
H – hehehe
I – I'm
J – JOKING
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In an African Safari a lion suddenly bounce on Santa's wife

Wife- Shoot him! Shoot him!

Santa- Yes! Yes, I am changing the battery of my camera.
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What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his
examination????

Dad they questioned me for 5 hours but I never told them anything.
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U
Air and students have the same mentality....

How???

Both turns the book's pages without reading!!! :laugh:
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U
Banta was repeatedly buying a movie ticket
seller asked why?
Banta: some stupid standing near the door
is tearing my ticket every time.
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U
Banta was repeatedly buying a movie ticket
seller asked why?
Banta: some stupid standing near the door
is tearing my ticket every time.


Nice once.........Thanks for sharing
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Dr: Tumhari Kidney Fail Ho Gayi He.

Banta: Kya Sir Aap B Bahut Mazaak Karte Ho

Meri Kidney Kabhi SchooL Hi Nahi Gayi, To Fir Fail Kaise Hogi.
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A baby fish asked her mother: Why can't we live on earth???
Mother Fish: Earth is not the place for FISH, it's made for selfish... Ha Ha
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U
These messages are really very funny and hilarious and I can't stop myself going over them again and again...Keep up the good work friends :P
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U
A study has proved that,
All fools use their THUMB,
While reading a SMS.
Now its to late,
Dont try to change your finger.
Catch another fool!
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U
Why women live a better, longer & peaceful life?

Because, women don't have a wife.
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Who said english is easy???Fill in the blank with YES or No... 1.-----I dont have brain... 2.-----I dont have sence... 3.-----I am stupid....
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Close your Eyes,
Relax your Body,
And stop your Breathing as long as you can...
NOW BREATH......
I Miss you as much as YOU MISSED THE AIR
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fazelath Imraan

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Created Friday, 03 June 2011 16:06
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