Funny sms

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When you get this SMS,
send it to 1 person you love,
1 you hate,
1 you always think of and
1 you wish to kill.
Now,keep guessing why I sent it to you.

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Hey Fill Up The Blanks :-
Your Name_______
Percentage In SSC_____%
Gender_____
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Now Read 'Only' The Answers..! :D :D ;) :P
Teacher to Sardar: What is Number “Seven‚ , Even or Odd
Sardar: Even
Teacher: How can you make seven even?
Sardar:Remove the S!!
Q:Why is a Sardarji standing below
a tube light with a open mouth?

A:Because his doctor advised him
“Todays dinner should be light‚
Boy- Please give me your telephone number. I will call you.
Girl- It is in the telephone book.
Boy- fine!What is your name?
Girl- That is also in the book!

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Created Friday, 03 June 2011 16:06
Last Updated Tuesday, 30 November -0001 00:00
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