funny slogan

Here are some funny slogan.(You have any just share its)

1)It's God's responsibility to forgive the terrorist organizations
It's our responsibility to arrange the meeting between them and God.'

2)Aana free, jaana free,
pakde gaye to khana free. (At Patana Railway station)

3)Sign at a barber's saloon in Juhu, Bombay:
We need your heads to run our business.

4)Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.