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Sunday, 03 July 2011 13:53

Wife: I wish I was a newspaper so I would be in your hands all day.

Husband: I too wish that you were a newspapers so I could have a new one everyday.

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Sunday, 03 July 2011 13:55

A man in Hell asked Devil: Can I make a call to my Wife?
After making call he asked how much to pay.
Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.

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Sunday, 03 July 2011 13:55

In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please!
Saint: I don't have.
TT: Where do you want to go?
Saint: Lord Ram's birth place, Ayodhya!
TT: Come, lets go!
Saint: Where?
TT: Lord Krishna'a birth place, Jail.

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Sunday, 03 July 2011 15:04

A sardar had a child after 3 month of marriage.
He asked his wife ye 3 month k bad bacha kaise howa?

Wife replied:tumhari shadi ko kitna arsa hua?
sardar:3 months.

Wife: or meri shadi ko ?
Sardar: 3 months

Wife: or bacha kitne month k baad?
Sardar:3 month.

Wife: total kitne hue?
Sardar: oye 9 months & start dancing
Balle Balle

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Sunday, 03 July 2011 15:28

Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen
and he is eating the cake I made.

Banta: Whom should I call now,
Police or Ambulance?

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Sunday, 03 July 2011 15:33

Sardar: I havnt slept all night in the train.
Friend: WHY?
Sardar: Got upper berth.
Friend: why didnt you exchange ?
Sardar: oye, there was nobody
to exchange in the lower birth..

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Sunday, 03 July 2011 22:54

thanks for sharing your jokes to me or allof us give more.

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Tuesday, 05 July 2011 15:28

Crack and his wife going to city in auto.
Driver adjusted mirror.
Crack shouted you are seeing my wife.
Go and sit back. I will drive the auto

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Tuesday, 05 July 2011 15:28

Teacher:What is difference between Orange and Apple
Crack:The color of Orange is Orange and the Color of Apple is not apple

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Tuesday, 05 July 2011 15:32

Do you believe that getting married on a Friday brings bad luck ?

Of course, why would Friday be an exception?

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Thursday, 07 July 2011 15:33

Teacher: Tell your Dad`s Fullname In English.
Boy: Its Mr.FLIE GO
Teacher: are you tryng to be Funny?
Boy: No, His Name In Hindi Is Makkhi JA

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Thursday, 07 July 2011 15:34

An exact Definition OF Mathematics: >Mathematics is study of finding a black CAT in a dark room...
When there is no CAT actually..

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Thursday, 07 July 2011 17:05

Alcohol contain female hormones..
Proof: Men gain weight, talk unnecessarily, become extra emotional & stupid, start fighting without any reason....

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Thursday, 07 July 2011 18:47

In a Room, 2 little boys twins are there. One is sad and one is very happy & laughing alot. Their father called the laughing boy and asked why are you laughing.The boy said mom made me take bath 2 times as thinking me as brother.:)

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Thursday, 07 July 2011 21:38

Santa:How many civil servants are required to change a bulb ?

Banta:22, 10 to form committee, 5 to form subcommittee, 3 to form a party, 2 to hold a ladder, 1 to put in the bulb and 1 to write the report. :laugh:

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Friday, 08 July 2011 10:24

really good jokes hahahaha

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Monday, 11 July 2011 13:50

If you are in tension,
If nothing seems right,
If you find no way out,
Then just think of me only once,
I will be always there 2 INCREASE your tensions

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Monday, 11 July 2011 21:09

Police arrested a drunkard & asked: Where are you going?
Man: I am going to listen lecture on ill effects of drinking.
Cop: Who'll lecture at midnight?
Man: My wife. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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Monday, 11 July 2011 22:29

संता माइक्रोसोफ्ट के ऑफिस में इण्टरव्यू के लिये गया!
इन्टर्व्यूअर: जावा के 4 वर्जन बताओ?
संता: मर जावा, मिट जावा, लुट जावा और सदके जावा!

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Friday, 15 July 2011 15:57

One Crack in love with a nurse.
HE writes love letter. He writes,"I Love you Sister".

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