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Friday, 01 July 2011 23:19

Q1) Where can we find a sea without water and earth without people??

Ans) On the map...

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Saturday, 02 July 2011 19:43

Yuvraj Singh says he'll get married only after Salman Khan as he's the most eligible bachelor!

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Saturday, 02 July 2011 20:26

Everything about you is perfect your lips, your skin, your eyes, your body. You are lucky to be born beautiful, not like me, who was born to be a big liar......

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Sunday, 03 July 2011 07:36

Amazin' Lines Of Attitude-

"Yes, I Hav Made "MISTAKES",

Bcos My Life Did Not Come

With An INSTRUCTION MANUAL-!"

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Sunday, 03 July 2011 10:24

Which side of the apple is the left side?

The side that hasn't been eaten....

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Sunday, 03 July 2011 13:13

Santa-What Is Difference
Between COFFEE Shop & WINE
Shop?
Banta-COFFEE Shop Is The
Starting Point Of LOVE & WINE
Shop Is Last Point Of LOVE

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Sunday, 03 July 2011 13:14

A cute love story with happy ending:

One day somebody proposed you!

you said: "i am Not interested."

This way, somebody lived a happy life .

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Sunday, 03 July 2011 13:18

A Boy Was Going With His Girl Friend
Friend Asked : Who Is She?
Boy : My Cousin.
The Friend said: Last Year She Was My Cousin.

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Sunday, 03 July 2011 13:21

Santa was drawing money from ATM.
Banta, who was just behind him in
the line said: I've seen your password. It's ****.
Sant: you are wrong. It's 1394.

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Sunday, 03 July 2011 13:22

Interviewer:what is skeleton?
Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person
who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

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Sunday, 03 July 2011 13:26

In bio practical:
Examiner:Tell me the name of this bird by seeing it's legs only?
Sardar:I don't know.
Examiner:You failed, what's your name?
Sardar:See my legs and tell my name

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Sunday, 03 July 2011 13:27

Sardar on phone:
Doctor my wife is pregnant.She is having pain right now.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking

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Sunday, 03 July 2011 13:32

A man to Santa:
Your friend is kissing your wife in your home.
Santa rushes home and came back within
half an hour and slapped the man
and said:
"He's not my friend."

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Sunday, 03 July 2011 13:35

1st ever intelligent sardar.

Teacher: what do u call a person who cannot hear anything?
sardar: u can call him anything, because he cannot hear anything

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Sunday, 03 July 2011 13:41

A sardarji goes to a chinese restauranT and puts his finger on the last of menu :Bring this.

Waiter: Oh! you can't get it because he is the owner of restaurant.

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Sunday, 03 July 2011 13:43

American:-Dogs can find Bombs in my country.
Japanese:-Fish can play Ball in my country.
Pakistani:-Thats not a matter,Monkey can read SMS in my country...

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Sunday, 03 July 2011 13:44

A sardarji's boy asked his dad: What is a grown up joke?
Sardar ji replied: any joke which is eighteen years old

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Sunday, 03 July 2011 13:46

Teacher : you failure ! At your age Bill gates stood first in the class
Student : Mind you, Sir, but at your age hitler commited suicide

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Sunday, 03 July 2011 13:50

Sardar to doctor: When I sleep, monkeys play football in my dreams.

Doctor :No problem, just take this medicine before sleep.

Sardar: Kal se khaonga aaj final hai.

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Sunday, 03 July 2011 13:51

Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi?
Student:- He is the one who helped munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!

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