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Tuesday, 28 June 2011 14:40

Hey Friends
I'm Switching off my Cell due to Exams As I have to work hard.
Plz contact me after
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15 Mins


I didn't get....... can you explain please

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Tuesday, 28 June 2011 14:41

When WORDS fail,
eyes speak.
When eyes fail,"HEART" speaks.
When HEART fails,
nothing speaks they put cotton in the nose......

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Tuesday, 28 June 2011 15:09

A:I got married because I was tired of cooking, cleaning home and washing clothes.

B:Amazing,I got divorce for the same reason.

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Tuesday, 28 June 2011 15:10

Husband:Today is Sunday and I have to enjoy it.So i bought 3 movie tickets.

Wife: why three?
Husband:for you and your parents.

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Wednesday, 29 June 2011 08:12

Ek pathan Cycle chalate aur gungunate howe kahin ja raha tha rastae mein ek aurat se takra betha.

Aurat chilla kar boli, “Break nahi maar sakte they kya ???”



Pathan herat se… “Pora cycle mar deya abhi break mar kar kia faida.”

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Wednesday, 29 June 2011 13:08

Hey Friends
I'm Switching off my Cell due to Exams As I have to work hard.
Plz contact me after
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15 Mins

Didn't understand well.

I will study only for 15 Mins for my exams. that is hard work for me..

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Wednesday, 29 June 2011 13:30

Rajsi complained to his friend about his wife My wife never agrees with anything i say.And we have been married for sex years.Mrs Rajsi intervened,Not six we have been married for seven years

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Wednesday, 29 June 2011 13:31

Banta:kee gal hai sante.Kalle kalle samsey kah reyan
santa: Nahin yaarr,chutney de naal.

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Wednesday, 29 June 2011 13:33

Why do sometimes carry money in their bosom?Because they want to bank their wealth where it will draw the most interest

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Wednesday, 29 June 2011 13:38

santa singh and banta singh are sitting in abar sipping black label johny walker when banta singh noticed a gorgeous blonde sitting by herself a corner.As he was getting up to talk to her.Bar tender noticed said Hey dont worry about her,she is lesbian,Banta singh lesbian or no lesbian, i get all of them then leaping forward in avery sexy voice he said "where exaclty in lesbia,you from?

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Wednesday, 29 June 2011 14:25

Principle to Students: U people must sleep atleast seven hours a day.
Student: Impossible Sir!!! College is only for six hours.

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Wednesday, 29 June 2011 14:31

Good joke. thanks for sharing the same.

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Wednesday, 29 June 2011 14:36

When somebody who is deeply in love with you tells you that you are cute, beautiful,I agree. That's true, believe me, I swear because love is BLIND...

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Thursday, 30 June 2011 10:24

Do you know the full form of COLLEGE:
C-Come,
O-On,
L-Lets,
L-Love,
E-Each,
G-Girl,
E-Equally......
Thats why boys go to college

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Thursday, 30 June 2011 10:26

Why God Create you before me?
Want To Know? Because
He wanted To create A Sample Before Creating A Master Piece..

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Thursday, 30 June 2011 10:28

Prospective husband : Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of Women'?
Sales girl : The fiction department is on the other side, sir

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Thursday, 30 June 2011 12:59

These are becoming old jokes try to bring something new to entertain all of us.

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Thursday, 30 June 2011 20:14

A man was dying of cancer.
His son asked him:
dad why do you keep on telling
everyone that your dying of AIDS.
He replied:
“So that when I die no 1 will touch Ur mom”

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Friday, 01 July 2011 16:32

Wife:I have changed my mind.
Husband:Thank God does the new one work now??????

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Friday, 01 July 2011 16:36

Truely,these jokes can give you huge entertainment.

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