Shared jokes

Docter to tintumon:you will die within 2 hours.Do u want to see any one before you die?

Tintumon: Yes,A GOOD DOCTER

Fathima, you really have a good collection of jokes and I enjoyed going through them. How you get so many jokes to post??? :)

How many types of bachan?
Ans.four types-1. ek bachan 2.di bachan. 3.bahu bachan and 4. amitabh bachan

A widow went to the hospital because she was very sick. After some testing a doctor told her, "There is no easy way to say this. You will only live another four months."

The woman lowered her head and didn’t speak for a moment. She then asked "what am I going to do?"

The doctor said, "Marry an insurance salesman."

"Will that help me live longer?" she replied

“No, but it will seem longer."

Question) Why don't men show their true feelings???

Answers) Simple! Its just because they don't have any!!!! :)

Banta:- What is your name?
Santa:- my name Rancho.
Banta:-Then where are thw other two idiots?

santa ne job ke 1st day computer pe 11ghante gujare..

boss khushi se:gud.aaj kya kaam kiya?

santa:keyboard ki ABCD aage peeche lagi thi vo sahi kar di.. :P