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Saturday, 30 July 2011 15:17

When a man opens the door of his car for his wife,
you can be sure of one thing
either the car is new or the wife.

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Saturday, 30 July 2011 15:18

Mac went to the restaurant and puts his finger on the last item on the menu and says- Bring this!
Waiter- You can't get this because he is the owner of this place...

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Saturday, 30 July 2011 15:24

When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows why.
When a ten-year married couple smiles, everyone wonders why.

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Saturday, 30 July 2011 15:47

A highly successful flirt was once asked: Which one is your best girl friend?
He replied: The next one!!
Always aim high and continuously improve your performance....

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Saturday, 30 July 2011 16:07

When in life, you wake up and you don`t see anyone,
then come to me.
I will be there to take you to an eye specialist!

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Saturday, 30 July 2011 16:16

Why are men like commercials?
You can`t believe a word they say.

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Saturday, 30 July 2011 20:44

Son- When I was on the bus with dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.
Mom- Well done son!!!
Son- But mom I was sitting on dad's lap....

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Sunday, 31 July 2011 08:08

What is the difference between complete and finished???????

If you have many friends your life is complete..

If they all are girls your life is finished!!!!!!!

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Thursday, 11 August 2011 14:45

Tring Tring Tring.

Sardar: Hello kon bol raha hai?
Other side: Ji, main bol raha hon.
Sardar: oye ye to kamal ho gia,
idhar se bhi main hi bol raha hon.

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Thursday, 11 August 2011 14:48

Sardar made a call to the airport.
Asked,"How long is the journey from Punjab to America?"
Receiptionist: "One second sir....".
Sardar: Ok, thank you..!!!

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Thursday, 11 August 2011 22:58

Jack- Wise men are always in doubt. Only idiots are sure of their case!
Smith- Are you sure?
Jack- Yes, obviously!!!

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Tuesday, 16 August 2011 13:00

Wife:Yesterday-night I saw a dream that you were sending me jewellery and clothes!
Husband: Yeah, I saw your dad paying the bill !!!

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Tuesday, 16 August 2011 15:44

Teacher: What is your caste?
Student: Pehle hum Singh they,
Phir Rajput hue,
Phir Sharma ho gaye,
Abhi hai Darzi….

Aaage Mummy ki marzi

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Wednesday, 17 August 2011 15:14

Good news! A new way to send Romantic kiss to your girlfriend.
Just call me and order your kiss.
I will personally go and deliver it.

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Wednesday, 17 August 2011 15:33

*Love b4 Marriage*
Janu...tum nahe to mei nahe,
mei nahe to tum nahe...

*Love after Marriage*
"baghairta"...Aj tu nahe ya me nahe

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Wednesday, 17 August 2011 15:34

Sardar selected a short girl to marry.

Why?

Because guru ji told him

Musibat jitni choti ho utna acha hai ...:-P

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Wednesday, 17 August 2011 15:38

Patient : What are the chances
of my recovering doctor?

Doctor : One hundred percent.
Medical records show that
nine out of ten people die of the disease you have.

Yours is the tenth case I've treated.The others all died.

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Wednesday, 24 August 2011 11:45

An Aeroplane asks a Rocket How is that you can fly so fast?
The Rocket replies you will know the pain, when they put fire at your back!

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Wednesday, 24 August 2011 12:32

Frog:"Pathan ka demag nahi hota"

Pathan:"Hota hai"

Frog:"Nahi hota nahi hota nahi hota(& jumps in water)

Pathan:"Lo,is me khudkushi karne wali kia baat thi"

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Friday, 26 August 2011 15:19

Teacher: Tintu what is the full form of class?

Tintumon: C-Come
L-Late
A-And
S-Start
S-Sleeping

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