Shared jokes

अगर आपकी आँखें खूबसूरत है, तो आपको दुनिया अच्छी लगेगी!
और लेकिन अगर आपकी जुबान खूबसूरत है, तो आप दुनिया को अच्छे लगोगे!

Interviewer : Imagine, in a closed room, how can you escape if it caught fire?
Santa : Simple, Stop imagining.

Pappu- What is my exam register no?
Teacher- Its 8311630078.
Pappy- I paid Rs 2000 for exam, please give me a fancy number.
Teacher-?!

A three year old walked over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctors office.
He inquisitively ask the lady, "Why is your stomach so big?"
She replied, "I'm having a baby."
With big eyes, he asked, "Is the baby in your stomach?"
She said, "He sure is."
Then the little boy, with a puzzled look, asked, "Is it a good baby?"
She said, "Oh, yes. It's a real good baby."
With an even more surprised and shocked look, he asked...
"Then why did you eat him?"

A Solid reason for having two girlfriends at one time, Monopoly is always damaging and Competition improves service..........

Good story

Once upon a time a guy asked a girl: Will you marry me????
She replied: No!!!!!!
And the guy lived happily ever after.....

@ satish kail

Is this a joke.
I didnt understand it.

Sathis,
It is not a joke . It may be a reality.It happens in many lives.

thanks for sharing this jpkes to us this is really a good.

what is your name?
I don't know.
why?
Parents gave it.

Q. Why did Tommy throw the clock out of the window?

A. Because he wanted to see time fly!

Really very funny jokes submitted by the members and I had a good time by going through them... :laugh:

There once was a lady who was very concerned about her missing parrot. Not knowing what to do, she called 911.

"You gotta help me find my parrot!" she said.

The operator patiently replied, "We can't help you with that, ma'am. This number only deals with emergencies."

But the lady persisted, so the operator told her not to be concerned. "The parrot should fly back in a few days." he said.

Full of desperation, the lady cried, "But you don't understand! The only thing he says is 'Here, kitty, kitty!!!

Ques) What is the difference between wife and girlfriend?
Ans) Almost forty-five pounds... :laugh:

What would confuse a mentally challenged person?????
Answer: An Apple.
Confused...? I knew you would be!!!

Why don't men show their true feelings?
Because they don't have any.......

What is the difference between a woman and a magnet?
Magnets have a positive side..............

There was a lover in a village who said that he would even go through hell for her. They got married and he is now really going through hell.... :laugh:

Philosophy of life........At the beginning of married life, every girl treats her husband as GOD, later on somehow the alphabets got reversed...

Kinds of men- Some remain single and make wonders happen. Some maintain girlfriends and see wonders happen. Others get married and wonder what happen.!!!

What`s the loudest noise in the jungle?


A Monkey eating cherries.