Shared jokes

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Thursday, 02 June 2011 14:08

There only one difference between dream n aim.
Dream requires Soundless sleep to see where as
Aim Requires Sleepless Efforts 2 Achieve

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Thursday, 02 June 2011 14:09

Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS:
1 Too Many Questions.
2 Difficult to Understand.
3 More Explanation is Needed.
4 Result is always FAIL.

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Monday, 20 June 2011 15:13

owner to servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It's raining.
owner:So what take an umbrella and go.

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Tuesday, 21 June 2011 15:11

After an Emotional hug Girl said to the boy: if you hug me once more like that.
I will be Yours forever...
Boy: Thanks for the warning..

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User

Tuesday, 21 June 2011 16:38

Good Joke. But now-a-days student are at par with the examiner.

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Tuesday, 21 June 2011 21:38

santa goes to a shop to buy a mirror:
santa to the shopkeeper: is mirror ki kya gurantee hai
shopkeeper:app isa 100 floor se niche fhakoo......................ye 99th floor tak nahi tutega dats my garunteee............................
santa: wow!pack it...

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Thursday, 23 June 2011 12:42

A Boy after having great time with girl friend
He saw a Guy's Photo in Her Bag ,
Asked Is He your Ex-BF?
GF Kissed Him,said No it's Me before surgery.

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User

Friday, 24 June 2011 14:51

Pledge Of Boys: India is my nation,
girls are my destination,
dating is my occupation,
flirting is my profession,
what the hell is this education

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Friday, 24 June 2011 14:52

Best thought of life:
Be talented in front of everyone.
But always be a fool in front of dear ones.

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Saturday, 25 June 2011 14:53

Did I do anything wrong?
Then why are you avoiding me?
At least remember me once in a week.
It's really hurting me.
With love your TOOTHBRUSH...

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Saturday, 25 June 2011 14:54

Boy:I sent love letters to my girlfriend everyday for 3years.
Friend:Then what happened?
Boy:Nothing finally She married the postman.

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Saturday, 25 June 2011 14:54

A kid gets zero in a paper Father angrily asks Whats this?
Kid:Teacher didn't have more stars to give so she started giving MOONS.

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Saturday, 25 June 2011 15:31

Teacher:tell about the future tenses

students:yes mam

teacher: I will do murder

students:you will be in jail

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User

Sunday, 26 June 2011 13:44

Jeeto: What are you doing?
Joker : Washing myself, of course
Preeto: Without soap and water?
Joker : Haven't you ever heard of dry cleaning.

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U

User

Monday, 27 June 2011 11:01

I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.
I wrote your name on my heart and i got Heart Attack.

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User

Monday, 27 June 2011 13:11

Girlfriend - Now it is time we should marry?

Boyfriend - That's OK but who will marry us??....

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User

Monday, 27 June 2011 13:28

New Examination Pattern in India (Revised):
General Students: Answer all questions
OBC: Write any One question
SC: Only read questions
ST: Thanks for coming.
Cheers to Reservation...

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User

Monday, 27 June 2011 14:35

Sathish,
Really a very good joke against the system.Thanks for sharing this here.

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User

Tuesday, 28 June 2011 03:15

Hey Friends
I'm Switching off my Cell due to Exams As I have to work hard.
Plz contact me after
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15 Mins

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User

Tuesday, 28 June 2011 13:49

Hey Friends
I'm Switching off my Cell due to Exams As I have to work hard.
Plz contact me after
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15 Mins

Didn't understand well.

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