Shared jokes

He was a good man. He never smoked, drank & had no affair. When he died, the insurance company refused the claim. They said, he who never lived, cannot die.....

Santa:- Angrejo ne CHAAND pe PANI aur BARAF ki khoj kar li hai...

Banta:- Humney ab sirf DAARU aur namkeen leke jana hai...

ME Without YOU!!
It's Like
Facebook Without Friends,
Youtube Without Video
movie without Music
And
Google With No Results

4 Stages of marriage:

Mad for each other.
Made for each other.
Mad at each other.
Mad bcoz of each other.

Boy- I sent love letters to my girlfriend everyday for three years.
Friend- Then what happened?
Boy- Nothing. Finally, she married the postman. :laugh:

Bhagwan Ram aur Ravan bada serious Yudh kr rahe they... Tabhi Ravan ne Ram ke piche kisi ko khada hua dekh kar achanak se bola... Ravan - Chal Ok Bye!!! Ram - Par Kyu??? Ravan - Nhi yaar bye!!! Ram - Are par kya hua??? Ravan - Yaar Tune choti si baat par RAJNIKANT ko bula Liya

A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Amal." The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him "Juan". Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

Keeping a place for me in your heart is fine, but keeping a place for me in your mind mite be dangerous because people say... I'm MIND BLOWING.

Husband was throwing knives on wives photo. All were missing the target. He received a call from her- Hi what are you doing? He honestly replies- MISSING YOU.

ramu : sham i want your laptop for somedays
Sham: ok take it
ramu: sham it is very heavy to carry.
sham: it has more data so delete some data .
Ramu: wow sham you are too intelligent.

The successful marriage depends on one simple equation, Wife having Beauty Secrets and husband having Secret Beauties.....

Pappu- Have you noticed that most heroes are married man?
Appu- Every married man is a hero!!!

Wife- What is marriage?
Hubby- Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel...

नेपाली: ओ शाब जी, शाम सिंह का मोबाईल कहाँ मिलेगा?
दुकानदार: पता नहीं!
नेपाली: पता तो इसी दुकान का है!
दुकानदार: आबे, ये शाम सिंह नहीं सैमसंग है!

20 साल हो गए पर अभी तक 2 चीज़े बिल्कुल नहीं बदली!
1. माँ का प्यार!
2. एम्. डी. एच. मसालों के विज्ञापन वाला बूढा!

A cute nurse coming for an interview-
Doctor- What salary you expect?
Nurse- Rs5000
Doctor was overjoyed and said My pleasure.
Nurse- With pleasure it is Rs25000.

वकील: तलाक करवाने के 50,000/- रूपये लगेंगे!
पति: पागल हो क्या? पंडित जी ने 1,100/- रूपये में शादी करवाई थी!
वकील: देख लिया न सस्ते काम का नतीजा!

एक भारतीय ने चाइनीज़ लड़की से शादी कर ली!
एक साल बाद लड़की मर गई!
लड़के को रोता देख उसका दोस्त बोला: अफ़सोस है पर सोच यार चाइना का माल और कितने दिन चलेगा?

Nice jokes shared Santosh and I cannot stop myself from laughing and really this thread contains some of the most hilarious jokes!!!

True relatives always stand behind you during bad times. Check your marriage album. All your relatives were standing behind you...