Shared jokes

What a woman wants is what you are out of. She wants more of a thing when it is scarce.

Appu: I want you to explain why I have to wear these same old clothes. Pappu: Because if u don`t, you could scare the dog.

Banta: What is the best way to see flying saucers? Santa: Pinch the waitress

Appu: Do you know that it is not fall that kills you, it is the sudden stop at the end.

1. Which is the laziest mountain?
Ans - Ever-rest

2.Where can we find a sea without water?
Ans - On the map.

Why love marriage
is better than arranged???
Because
"A KNOWN DEVIL
IS BETTER THAN
AN UNKNOWN GHOST"

A very short joke on ex-lover...

Wife: Look at that man who has drunk a lot..
Husband: Who is he?
Wife: 10 year ago, he was my boy friend and i denied him for marriage.
Husband: Oh my god, he is still celebrating!!!

Pappu: When is it unlucky to see a black cat? . . . . . . . Appu: When you are a mouse.

All of our politicians play KBC in reverse manner. They make crores and crores first and then answer the questions later.

The jokes shared are very good.Laughing is a therapy also now.
Fathima,
you post the conversation in two lines to add readability.

A woman had 8sons all named Kevin.
On asking how she managed 2 call one in particular
She replied:That's easy.I call them by their father name

A Smile costs less than Electricity.....
But Gives more light.....
So Always Keep Smiling and

Prove that you are the Best Tube Light.

Life is like a MOVIE..

If you r sad-DRAMA,

If you r afraid-SUSPENSE,

If you r angry-ACTION,


When you look at the mirror-HORROR.

DAD: dear son,why your sister sitting so silent,

SON: Nothing dad sister asked lipstick,but i gave fevistick. No chip chip..no chik chik.

You are so cute my dear friend:
C-Causing.
U-Unnecessary.
T-Trouble.
E-Everywhere.

3 guys were riding in a car: a hardware technician, a systems analyst, and a programmer. The systems analyst is driving and when they come to a steep hill he finds that the brakes have failed and the car is accelerating out of control.

So, the driver pumps the emergency brake, downshifts the gears, and rubs the wheels' rims against the curb. He finally wrestles the car to a stop. The three climb out and assess the situation.

Hardware tech: "Let's try and fix it. I'll crawl under the car and take a look. "

Systems analyst: "No. I think we should get someone qualified to fix it, a specialist in brakes."

Programmer: "Why don't we just get back in and see if it happens again?"

Hey listen...Two people were asking Me about you,
I give them your address And cell no,
They will be visiting you soon,
Their names are joy and happiness

By the time a man really does understand woman,
his wife wont let him out of the house at night.

Ek din do kutte fight kar rahe the ek kutte ne dusre ka kan kat liya par jiska kan kata usko pata hi nahi chal aur wo ladta raha jab fight khatam hui to jab usne aina dekha to use dusra kutta samajh k aiena tod diya aur samgha jang jeet liya.

Teacher:How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?
student:I get up early.