LAN, LAN ago, in the SYSTEM of I/O-dhya, there ruled a PROCESSOR
named DOS-rat.
Once he EXECUTED a great sacrifice PROGRAM after which his queens
gave an OUTPUT
of four SUNs-- RAM, LSIman, BUG-rat and SED-rughana. RAM the eldest
was a MICROCHIP with
excellent MEMORY . His brothers, however, were only PERIPHERAL ICs.
Once when RAM was only 16MB,he married princess 'C'ta. 12 years
passed and DOS-rat decided to
INSTAL RAM as his successor. However, Queen CIE/CAE (Kayegayee), who
was once offered a boon by
DOS-rat for a life saving HELP COMMAND ,took this opportunity at the
instigation
of her BIOSed maid (a real plotter),and insisted that her son
Bug-rat be
INSTALLED and that RAM be BOOTED to the forest for 14 years. At this
cruel and unexpected demand, a
SURGE passed thru DOS-rat and he collapsed, power-less. RAM agreed to
LOG INTO forest
and 'C'ta insisted to LOGIN with him.
A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room, So hedecided to send an e-mail to his wife. However, he accidentally Typedwrong e-mail address, and without realizing his error, he sent thee-mail.Meanwhile.....somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. The widow decided to check her e-mail, expecting messages from relatives and friends.After reading the first message, she fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:To: My Loving Wife Subject: I've Reached Date: 16 May 2002I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now,and you are allowed to send e-mails to your loved ones.I've just reached and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.Your Loving Husband
