2 small twin kids are there in a room.
One kid is dull
and the other kid is laughing continuously
Their father came to them and asked the kid who is laughing
then the kid said mom thought brother as me as we are twins and she made me bath 2 times.
ek kavi kangaali se tang aakar daaka daalne bank gaya
Aur bola-
Arz hai...
Takdeer me jo hai wahi milega,
Hands up koi apni jagah se nahi hilega.
Cashier se- Apne kuch khwab apni aankho se nikal do,
Jo kuch bhi tumhare pas ho wo is bag me daal do.
Bahut koshish karta hun teri yaad bhulane ki,
Koi koshish na kare police ko bulane ki.
Jate hue Arz hai-
Bhula de mujhe kya jata hai tera,
main goli maar dunga,
jisne picha kiya mera.... :)
[quote]
ek kavi kangaali se tang aakar daaka daalne bank gaya
Aur bola-
Arz hai...
Takdeer me jo hai wahi milega,
Hands up koi apni jagah se nahi hilega.
Cashier se- Apne kuch khwab apni aankho se nikal do,
Jo kuch bhi tumhare pas ho wo is bag me daal do.
Bahut koshish karta hun teri yaad bhulane ki,
Koi koshish na kare police ko bulane ki.
Jate hue Arz hai-
Bhula de mujhe kya jata hai tera,
main goli maar dunga,
jisne picha kiya mera..[/quote]
Phir kaya hua baby?
[quote]
ek kavi kangaali se tang aakar daaka daalne bank gaya
Aur bola-
Arz hai...
Takdeer me jo hai wahi milega,
Hands up koi apni jagah se nahi hilega.
Cashier se- Apne kuch khwab apni aankho se nikal do,
Jo kuch bhi tumhare pas ho wo is bag me daal do.
Bahut koshish karta hun teri yaad bhulane ki,
Koi koshish na kare police ko bulane ki.
Jate hue Arz hai-
Bhula de mujhe kya jata hai tera,
main goli maar dunga,
jisne picha kiya mera..
Phir kaya hua baby?[/quote]
this is a joke ram ji and its over.ab aage to i dont know. :(
