Lets Laugh for moment :)

2 small twin kids are there in a room.
One kid is dull
and the other kid is laughing continuously
Their father came to them and asked the kid who is laughing
then the kid said mom thought brother as me as we are twins and she made me bath 2 times.

ek kavi kangaali se tang aakar daaka daalne bank gaya
Aur bola-

Arz hai...
Takdeer me jo hai wahi milega,
Hands up koi apni jagah se nahi hilega.

Cashier se- Apne kuch khwab apni aankho se nikal do,
Jo kuch bhi tumhare pas ho wo is bag me daal do.
Bahut koshish karta hun teri yaad bhulane ki,
Koi koshish na kare police ko bulane ki.

Jate hue Arz hai-
Bhula de mujhe kya jata hai tera,
main goli maar dunga,
jisne picha kiya mera.... :)

[quote]
ek kavi kangaali se tang aakar daaka daalne bank gaya
Aur bola-

Arz hai...
Takdeer me jo hai wahi milega,
Hands up koi apni jagah se nahi hilega.

Cashier se- Apne kuch khwab apni aankho se nikal do,
Jo kuch bhi tumhare pas ho wo is bag me daal do.
Bahut koshish karta hun teri yaad bhulane ki,
Koi koshish na kare police ko bulane ki.

Jate hue Arz hai-
Bhula de mujhe kya jata hai tera,
main goli maar dunga,
jisne picha kiya mera..[/quote]
Phir kaya hua baby?

[quote]
ek kavi kangaali se tang aakar daaka daalne bank gaya
Aur bola-

Arz hai...
Takdeer me jo hai wahi milega,
Hands up koi apni jagah se nahi hilega.

Cashier se- Apne kuch khwab apni aankho se nikal do,
Jo kuch bhi tumhare pas ho wo is bag me daal do.
Bahut koshish karta hun teri yaad bhulane ki,
Koi koshish na kare police ko bulane ki.

Jate hue Arz hai-
Bhula de mujhe kya jata hai tera,
main goli maar dunga,
jisne picha kiya mera..

Phir kaya hua baby?[/quote]

this is a joke ram ji and its over.ab aage to i dont know. :(

Phir kisine na kaha wah wah
intezar karte rahe,
police ake kaha wah wah
Ab sat sal ke liye jail jaa.

How is it Baby?

Ram can you explain this words in english I am not known hindi well.

Actually I continued the jokes of Baby Angel.
Baby wrote-
One poet went for bank robbery and delivered his dialogue as poetry.

Ram can you explain this words in english I am not known hindi well.

Quite surprising!!!! Till now, I thought all Telugu and Kannada people know Hindi :woohoo:

Phir kisine na kaha wah wah
intezar karte rahe,
police ake kaha wah wah
Ab sat sal ke liye jail jaa.

How is it Baby?

hmm its good ram ji.. :)

[quote]Phir kisine na kaha wah wah
intezar karte rahe,
police ake kaha wah wah
Ab sat sal ke liye jail jaa.

How is it Baby?


hmm its good ram ji..[/quote]
Continue this posting. nice jokes.

Sandhya I hate hindi so I had not showed interest on it to learn from my child hood.

Sandhya I hate hindi so I had not showed interest on it to learn from my child hood.

My husband too :angry: :angry:

I copied in my tenth class from one of classmate by asking her she showed me the questions.

I copied in my tenth class from one of classmate by asking her she showed me the questions.

Otherwise you would have learnt Hindi at least next year :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

Hindi is our national language. So Sasi learn it now.
sandhya you can speak in Hindi well as i know.

Hindi is our national language. So Sasi learn it now.
sandhya you can speak in Hindi well as i know.

Not 100% confident......But if I dedicate a little time, it's not a big task. Actually, I watch Hindi programs and movies more than my language

Nice one.


Tom: My grandfather lived for 96 years.
He never used glasses.
Jerry: Ya i know few people drink directly from bottle:-(

He he.. Nice one.. Let me try one..

From one House, people always listening laughing sound from it.
One person asked the person(who is living in that house) about reason of their happiness...

That person tell him that, its simple.
When my wife gets angry on me, she through kitchen stuffs on me, when she miss it I laugh, and when she got the target she laugh..

HA ha

Anand, you can crack jokes :lol:

Nice one.


Tom: My grandfather lived for 96 years.
He never used glasses.
Jerry: Ya i know few people drink directly from bottle:-(

I think that saves us the trouble to wash the glasses. That also saves us the trouble pouring water to glass and then to throat.

Wife: Look At dat drunker

Husband: Who is he?

Wife: 10yrs back he proposed me & I rejectd him

Husband: Oh my god...., he is still celebrating..!!:cheer: