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Studentzz Rockzz:-
SPEED : Getting ready in 5 minutes
SHARING : Whole class copying one assignment but in totally different way
PRESENTATION SKILLS : Can present one answer in 5 different ways for 5 different questions :
EDITING : Your report contains atleast 5 pages less than the person from whom you copied
MULTI TASKING: Playing games on cell, sms to gf/bf, gossiping with seat mate, day dreaming, making teacher's sketch and still pretending
ART : Beautiful art on the last page of note book.
SENSE OF HUMOR : Provide best unintentional humour to teachers during Viva :
CONSISTENCY : Once a Zero, always a Zero!
VOICE MODULATION : Attendance in 5 different voices.
STAMINA : Tolerating teacher for consecutive 1 hour :
PERIPHERAL VISION: Staring at your crush, no matter where so ever he/she sits :
HUMANITY : Failing and keeping the consistency of giving others a chance to top! :
TALENT : Make whole class laugh no matter how tense is the situation..

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If you stand for a reason, be prepared to stand like a tree.
If you fall on the ground, fall like a seed that grows back to fight again...
Gud nyt.....
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Favourite lines:

When we can't laugh again on the same joke,
then
why do we CRY again & again for the same problem and pain.
ALWAYS LIVE HAPPY:)
Good day..
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Teacher: If you give 100 rupees to your frnd but he needs only 50, hw much will he retrn?
Student: Nothing
T:u dnt knw maths
S:u dnt knw abt frds. Gud mrng
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Yeppayachum unaku padikanumnu thonuchina.
Amaidhya oru roomku po
Relax panu
Moocha nallaa iluthu vidu.
Apram un kanathula neeye palaarnu oru arai arainjutu solu..

RASCAL-ENNA IDHU PUDHU PALAKAM.!!
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Good nyt. . . . .
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Once a cute kid kept scribblin on a paper..

DAD: wat r u doing dear..?

Kid: writin a letter to my frnd..!!

DAD: do u knw to write..?

Kid: no.. So wat.?
Even my frnd doesnt knw to read..!!

"Frndshp is understanding smeone wit no words.."
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I read these SMS jokes and have nothing to add to this group as I use it rarely.
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This thread consists of some good sms and I had some nice time going through them. It helped me to refresh my mind...!
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Oftentimes we say goodbye to the
person we love without wanting to.
Though that doesn’t mean that
we've stopped loving them or we've stopped to care.
Sometimes goodbye is a painful way to say I love you.
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sms mania is wide spread now with the free sms offers by various telecom companies.
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"If you want to get hurt in life..., Trust someone completely and Love them blindly...."
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True friends are like mornings,
u cant have them the whole day,
but u can be sure,
they will be there when u wakeup tomorrow,
next year and forever.
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The 10 qualities of perfect friend

1 great & brave heart
2 sweet & soft voice
3 sharp & fast brain
4 cute & stupid smile
5 loving & caring
6 confident
7 attractive
8 deep connectivity
9 power of speaking truth
10 power of hearing lie about their self
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Really nice one.I will forward this to my friends.Thanks for sharing
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Ponnu parka pona sardarji

Sardarji : Ponnu yenna padichirukaa..?

girl : B.A

Sardarji : Adi paavi, padichadhu rendu eluthu Athaiyum thalageela padichiruka...!!!! :laugh:
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the very worst disadvantage of being too strong is that, no body cares even when you are getting hurt.
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A fantastic quote for life...

"Satisfy the person who expect a smile from you and surprise the person who never expected anything from you.." :cheer:
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friend ship with an enemy is better and best than friend ship with a fool
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sarala your words is so meaning full and true also. :) :)
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When you do a mistake and forgive yourself
then why cannot forgive others when they do a mistake
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