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Many of the rch and famous have come up with such dumb and stupid quotes in public making a laughing stock of themselves...lol :laugh:

Adding one more brilliant quote here...

Britney Spears on her visit to Japan – “I’ve never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know that’s very popular out there in Africa.” :dry: :huh:

I wonder how the Japanese would take that making them part of Africa...

:woohoo: :woohoo: So dumb many of these celebrities are! :laugh:

Here's equally hilarious and silly one:

Christina Aguilera on film festivals: “So where’s the Cannes film festival being held this year?” :evil:

"You should always go to other people's funerals, otherwise, they won't come to yours." - Yogi Berra, famous former American Major League Baseball player

"You should always go to other people's funerals, otherwise, they won't come to yours." - Yogi Berra, famous former American Major League Baseball player

I don't think my relatives would want to inform me , whether they came or not in case I went to heaven. I guess the cost of communication would be too high. If I go to Hell, chances are it is a local call since we two places are similar in every respect. :laugh:

What gets left behind is the skeleton.... :laugh: :laugh: and the ashes :P

What gets left behind is the skeleton.... :laugh: :laugh: and the ashes :P

In that case I shall cancel my universal SIM. ;)

"You should always go to other people's funerals, otherwise, they won't come to yours." - Yogi Berra, famous former American Major League Baseball player

I don't think my relatives would want to inform me , whether they came or not in case I went to heaven. I guess the cost of communication would be too high. If I go to Hell, chances are it is a local call since we two places are similar in every respect. :laugh:

If you come to my funeral, I'll pay you return airfare executive class.

"You should always go to other people's funerals, otherwise, they won't come to yours." - Yogi Berra, famous former American Major League Baseball player

I don't think my relatives would want to inform me , whether they came or not in case I went to heaven. I guess the cost of communication would be too high. If I go to Hell, chances are it is a local call since we two places are similar in every respect. :laugh:

If you come to my funeral, I'll pay you return airfare executive class.

Nah, send some token advance first, I don't mind following a train on the run.

Nothing is left behind. However, one has lived till death. So the loss id only of that portion one could have lived. Thus if the life expected is eighty years but you die at forty, you have lost half.

Nothing is left behind. However, one has lived till death. So the loss id only of that portion one could have lived. Thus if the life expected is eighty years but you die at forty, you have lost half.

True, one has lived his whole life the day he died. one has nothing to lose or gain once he is gone out of the scene.

Nothing is left behind. However, one has lived till death. So the loss id only of that portion one could have lived. Thus if the life expected is eighty years but you die at forty, you have lost half.

The name lives ever after. There are a lot of people whom we refer to in our daily life without even our knowledge. The names that we take could be bad, it depends, but the name lives and that's the fact.

Many of the rch and famous have come up with such dumb and stupid quotes in public making a laughing stock of themselves...lol :laugh:

Adding one more brilliant quote here...

Britney Spears on her visit to Japan – “I’ve never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know that’s very popular out there in Africa.” :dry: :huh:

I wonder how the Japanese would take that making them part of Africa...

"I say no to drugs, but they don`t listen".
I think Marilyn Manson did not say it loud enough, the drugs were too busy doing other jobs.

Nothing is left behind. However, one has lived till death. So the loss id only of that portion one could have lived. Thus if the life expected is eighty years but you die at forty, you have lost half.

The name lives ever after. There are a lot of people whom we refer to in our daily life without even our knowledge. The names that we take could be bad, it depends, but the name lives and that's the fact.

You are correct. But I think that names are only for identifying somebody and no significance. Hardly anybody has a unique name. Just see 'mahatma Gandhi'. His name 'Mohan Das Karam Chand' has no uniqueness. Mohan, Das, Karam and Chand- all these words were already there. Name is just like registration number of a vehicle and nothing else. I wonder why people spend a lot for sake of 'name'. Many donate just for sake of name. Personally I would donate for a cause but not for my name. any way, my name is shared by writer (Gulshan Nanda), actor 'Gulshan Grover) and may be others. So, my 'name' is immortal whether I do anything or not.

Salman Khan's wise quotes in an interview...
"Plants nitrogen lete hain and oxygen dete hain"
"Bahut saal pehle ek chipka movement shuru hua thha"

Bipasha Basu should be given an oscar for this one...
Media person (to Bipasha Basu running with the Olympic torch in Delhi): Who started the Olympic Games?
Bipasha : I think Adolf Hitler started it!

Salman Khan's wise quotes in an interview...
"Plants nitrogen lete hain and oxygen dete hain"
"Bahut saal pehle ek chipka movement shuru hua thha"

Bipasha Basu should be given an oscar for this one...
Media person (to Bipasha Basu running with the Olympic torch in Delhi): Who started the Olympic Games?
Bipasha : I think Adolf Hitler started it!

Waah Waah! Kya Baat hai! :woohoo: :woohoo:

Salman Khan's wise quotes in an interview...
"Plants nitrogen lete hain and oxygen dete hain"
"Bahut saal pehle ek chipka movement shuru hua thha"

Bipasha Basu should be given an oscar for this one...
Media person (to Bipasha Basu running with the Olympic torch in Delhi): Who started the Olympic Games?
Bipasha : I think Adolf Hitler started it!

Yes Adolf Hitler started it and most probably Major Dhyan Chand was the first recipient of a Gold medal :laugh:

Here is an American senator's wise comment

"Those who survived the San Francisco earthquake said, "Thank God, I'm still alive." But, of course, those who died, their lives will never be the same again". - Barbara Boxer, Senator

Kahte hai OPEN aur CLOSE opposite words hai,

magar

Aap sabse jyada usi se OPEN hote ho jis se aap jyada CLOSE hote ho !

"The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage". - MARK RUSSEL. :)

This is very interesting thread. I don't have any such stuffs. I am least interested in what celebrities say to the world. I hear what learned people say and see what they do.