I am inspired from one post of Gulshanji. I have already told him, I will give him its copyright :silly: :cheer: .
Suppose, world is going to end in December 2012. So, all of us will leave this earth.
No....we love our life so sincerely that we are going to stay here as ghosts and chat over forums. :woohoo: :laugh: :laugh: . How will that world full of ghosts look like? How will our forum look like? What topics will be discussed that time? ;) As you know, ghosts don't need money, food or water..... even administrations and politics. Yet we need something to discuss and chat :silly:
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@sandya- As long as your ghost would be here there won't be any shortage of threads and answers. Now I am thinking about the titles we shall have to find for you after every new mile stone. Suggest a few good ones for yourself before this is dooms day. :laugh:
let me complete it first before december 2012 :ohmy: :ohmy: :ohmy:
What about DRACULEE QUEEN :laugh: :laugh:
May be like:::::
I wish I can scare few human being...
Lol.. I mean what is meaning of being ghost if we can't do that!! :silly:
But I see many ghosts in the films who are good and don't scare people. Are they not ghosts?. :laugh:
SJ... Such rarity will stay in all things.. But most of them used to scare.. :laugh:
I am not saying that all ghosts are like that... But if I would be ghost , I would surely love to scare someone !! :woohoo: There should be fun in that life too. :laugh:
May be like:::::
I wish I can scare few human being...
Lol.. I mean what is meaning of being ghost if we can't do that!! :silly:
But I see many ghosts in the films who are good and don't scare people. Are they not ghosts?. :laugh:
SJ... Such rarity will stay in all things.. But most of them used to scare.. :laugh:
I am not saying that all ghosts are like that... But if I would be ghost , I would surely love to scare someone !! :woohoo: There should be fun in that life too. :laugh:
But that you can do without being a ghost then why do you want to do this being ghost think about another thing. :laugh:
@sandya- As long as your ghost would be here there won't be any shortage of threads and answers. Now I am thinking about the titles we shall have to find for you after every new mile stone. Suggest a few good ones for yourself before this is dooms day. :laugh:
let me complete it first before december 2012 :ohmy: :ohmy: :ohmy:
What about DRACULEE QUEEN :laugh: :laugh:
But Sanjeev has already told, only male names :evil: :evil:
suggest another one....
Let me tell another thing....
all our designations should be changed.....from junior boarder to Caeser and higher ranks :evil: :evil: :evil:
May be like:::::
I wish I can scare few human being...
Lol.. I mean what is meaning of being ghost if we can't do that!! :silly:
But I see many ghosts in the films who are good and don't scare people. Are they not ghosts?. :laugh:
SJ... Such rarity will stay in all things.. But most of them used to scare.. :laugh:
I am not saying that all ghosts are like that... But if I would be ghost , I would surely love to scare someone !! :woohoo: There should be fun in that life too. :laugh:
when all people are ghosts, how can you scare a ghost :silly: :silly:
May be like:::::
I wish I can scare few human being...
Lol.. I mean what is meaning of being ghost if we can't do that!! :silly:
But I see many ghosts in the films who are good and don't scare people. Are they not ghosts?. :laugh:
SJ... Such rarity will stay in all things.. But most of them used to scare.. :laugh:
I am not saying that all ghosts are like that... But if I would be ghost , I would surely love to scare someone !! :woohoo: There should be fun in that life too. :laugh:
when all people are ghosts, how can you scare a ghost :silly: :silly:
Big ghosts still can scare smaller ghosts. They have more powers. You are the boss. :(
May be like:::::
I wish I can scare few human being...
Lol.. I mean what is meaning of being ghost if we can't do that!! :silly:
But I see many ghosts in the films who are good and don't scare people. Are they not ghosts?. :laugh:
SJ... Such rarity will stay in all things.. But most of them used to scare.. :laugh:
I am not saying that all ghosts are like that... But if I would be ghost , I would surely love to scare someone !! :woohoo: There should be fun in that life too. :laugh:
when all people are ghosts, how can you scare a ghost :silly: :silly:
That's why I am demanding few Humans.. :laugh:
SJ.. Here discussion is we are all going to be Ghosts .. That's why.. I surely don't want to be ghost if no surprise at end of the december. :laugh:
Sunil... Junior should deserve few chances as well. :laugh:
Let us see what titles Ghost site will not have. As they do not need any food, drink, accommodation in physical form, there will no economic problems. The also do not need transport and energy. No computers. What they wish automatically appears in subtle form. We shall have no threads on topic like food shortage, beauty techniques, politics, economics, religion. There will be no need for agriculture even. It suffices for a ghost just to think and get satisfied. There will be no threads on health and diseases.
So what the threads will be: (1) Do humans exist and why is there so much enmity among them. (2) How ghosts are superior to other species. (3) Beauty is what you think (4) Gender choice is yours. No ghost is permanently male or female. This depends on perception. Is it more enjoyable to be male or female. (5) How ghosts can drink, smoke and enjoy everything without cost and risk of any diseases.
So what the threads will be: (1) Do humans exist and why is there so much enmity among them. (2) How ghosts are superior to other species. (3) Beauty is what you think (4) Gender choice is yours. No ghost is permanently male or female. This depends on perception. Is it more enjoyable to be male or female. (5) How ghosts can drink, smoke and enjoy everything without cost and risk of any diseases.
Let us see what titles Ghost site will not have. As they do not need any food, drink, accommodation in physical form, there will no economic problems. The also do not need transport and energy. No computers. What they wish automatically appears in subtle form. We shall have no threads on topic like food shortage, beauty techniques, politics, economics, religion. There will be no need for agriculture even. It suffices for a ghost just to think and get satisfied. There will be no threads on health and diseases.
So what the threads will be: (1) Do humans exist and why is there so much enmity among them. (2) How ghosts are superior to other species. (3) Beauty is what you think (4) Gender choice is yours. No ghost is permanently male or female. This depends on perception. Is it more enjoyable to be male or female. (5) How ghosts can drink, smoke and enjoy everything without cost and risk of any diseases.
Sir, according to films, ghosts are really beauty conscious.
If you read Malayalam 'Yakshi' stories :P , they have a pleasant flower smell, they make up well so that they can attract males to drink their blood :ohmy: :dry: :laugh: :laugh:
Let us see what titles Ghost site will not have. As they do not need any food, drink, accommodation in physical form, there will no economic problems. The also do not need transport and energy. No computers. What they wish automatically appears in subtle form. We shall have no threads on topic like food shortage, beauty techniques, politics, economics, religion. There will be no need for agriculture even. It suffices for a ghost just to think and get satisfied. There will be no threads on health and diseases.
So what the threads will be: (1) Do humans exist and why is there so much enmity among them. (2) How ghosts are superior to other species. (3) Beauty is what you think (4) Gender choice is yours. No ghost is permanently male or female. This depends on perception. Is it more enjoyable to be male or female. (5) How ghosts can drink, smoke and enjoy everything without cost and risk of any diseases.
Sir, according to films, ghosts are really beauty conscious.
If you read Malayalam 'Yakshi' stories :P , they have a pleasant flower smell, they make up well so that they can attract males to drink their blood :ohmy: :dry: :laugh: :laugh:
Ghosts do not need any physical raw materials or products for what they want. They have only to think of what they want to look. That they would even without plastic surgery. a ghost will think of sweets and he will feel like taking Rasogula. The ghosts have no actual flesh, bones or anything.
Let us see what titles Ghost site will not have. As they do not need any food, drink, accommodation in physical form, there will no economic problems. The also do not need transport and energy. No computers. What they wish automatically appears in subtle form. We shall have no threads on topic like food shortage, beauty techniques, politics, economics, religion. There will be no need for agriculture even. It suffices for a ghost just to think and get satisfied. There will be no threads on health and diseases.
So what the threads will be: (1) Do humans exist and why is there so much enmity among them. (2) How ghosts are superior to other species. (3) Beauty is what you think (4) Gender choice is yours. No ghost is permanently male or female. This depends on perception. Is it more enjoyable to be male or female. (5) How ghosts can drink, smoke and enjoy everything without cost and risk of any diseases.
Sir, according to films, ghosts are really beauty conscious.
If you read Malayalam 'Yakshi' stories :P , they have a pleasant flower smell, they make up well so that they can attract males to drink their blood :ohmy: :dry: :laugh: :laugh:
Ghosts do not need any physical raw materials or products for what they want. They have only to think of what they want to look. That they would even without plastic surgery. a ghost will think of sweets and he will feel like taking Rasogula. The ghosts have no actual flesh, bones or anything.
Then why stories full of blood drinking ghosts....
I stay away from blood.....so, even if I become a bhoot, I will stay away :lol: :lol: :lol:
Let us see what titles Ghost site will not have. As they do not need any food, drink, accommodation in physical form, there will no economic problems. The also do not need transport and energy. No computers. What they wish automatically appears in subtle form. We shall have no threads on topic like food shortage, beauty techniques, politics, economics, religion. There will be no need for agriculture even. It suffices for a ghost just to think and get satisfied. There will be no threads on health and diseases.
So what the threads will be: (1) Do humans exist and why is there so much enmity among them. (2) How ghosts are superior to other species. (3) Beauty is what you think (4) Gender choice is yours. No ghost is permanently male or female. This depends on perception. Is it more enjoyable to be male or female. (5) How ghosts can drink, smoke and enjoy everything without cost and risk of any diseases.
Sir, according to films, ghosts are really beauty conscious.
If you read Malayalam 'Yakshi' stories :P , they have a pleasant flower smell, they make up well so that they can attract males to drink their blood :ohmy: :dry: :laugh: :laugh:
Ghosts do not need any physical raw materials or products for what they want. They have only to think of what they want to look. That they would even without plastic surgery. a ghost will think of sweets and he will feel like taking Rasogula. The ghosts have no actual flesh, bones or anything.
Then why stories full of blood drinking ghosts....
I stay away from blood.....so, even if I become a bhoot, I will stay away :lol: :lol: :lol:
As a ghost, you cannot think and act as you do now. You will do what the ghosts do naturally. All ghosts are not 'Dracula'. however.
If the world will come to an end and we become ghost I will still get connected in Boddunan.That time I will discuss about the life of bhoot and also how people in this bhoot world enjoy.
Can you imagine how they will live :blink: ?
I think as ghosts can fly, no need of vehicles and hence no traffic blocks and need of petrol :woohoo: :woohoo:
If the world will come to an end and we become ghost I will still get connected in Boddunan.That time I will discuss about the life of bhoot and also how people in this bhoot world enjoy.
I feel that there will be no enjoyment and only dullness. The ghosts need no money. So they will not bother about revenue share and cash on articles. I do not know what Maverick and technical team will do as the world of ghosts needs no computers and technology. what they think happens without efforts and any equipment. As there will be no need for money, the ghosts will forget even calculations. So no points, no forum post counting and no designation.
Ghost will have no tension.They can fly anywhere they want and just lived happily.
They will be tension free and need do no work. That is why their life will be dull and unhappy.
Don't worry sir...they will enjoy their time in gossiping..... gossiping can also cause a lot of tensions :cheer:
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