Today's : Jokes and Comedies

Afraid that someone will take away your slippers when you leave them outside the place of worship?

But do not Follow the same method:
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Abid, both mokkai and mudiyala are tamil words."mokkai" means dull and boring. "mudiyala" means cannot tolerate. :)

Very good safety measure.If i follow it i would keep the keys too. :)

The next one : Discussion b/w A -Indian and B-USA


A : went to US and had a meeting with Bill Clinton. USA

B : I want to show you the US advancement. Come with me. He takes him to a forest.

B : Dig the ground. A did it.

B : More….More…More… A went upto 100 Feet.

B : So now, try to search something.

A : I got a Wire.

B : You know, it shows that even 100 years ago we used to have telephones.

A became frustrated. He invited B to India.

Next year B was in India.

A : I want to show you our advancement. The same…he takes B to a forest.

A : Dig it. B does.

A : More….More…More… … B goes upto almost 400 feet.

A :Try to find something. B tries.

A : Did you get anything?

B: No, there is nothing here.

A : you know, it shows that even 400 years ago, we used to have WIRELESS!!

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ha.. :laugh: :laugh: That a revenging tech joke..thanks for sharing MATHI

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The next Joke is :

A is in a bar and his cellular phone rings, so he picks it up and says " Hello, how did you know I was here?"

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nice collection of jokes....keep sharing mathi.........

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thanks
The next one is :

A: With two red ears went to his doctor. The doctor asked him what happened to his ears and he answered, " I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang - but instead of picking up the phone

I accidentally picked up the iron an stuck to my ear." "Oh Dear! " the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But .. .. what happened to the other ear?" "The man called back again."

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Mathi, really a good collection of jokes. The best thing a man can do is to make others laugh. :)

My nephew just saw the pic of 2 slippers locked, and said, - "Aunty, How will the thief go with these slippers ? Will he Hop and jump after wearing these?" ha ha ha ha

Teacher: "Sam, you talk a lot !"

Johnny: "It's a family tradition".

Teacher: "What do you mean?"

Johnny: "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher".

Teacher: "What about your mother?"

Johnny: "She's a woman...

nice joke..........makes every one laugh...........nice thread......

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nice joke krishna chw...

keep posting!!

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very nice jokes dear.
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The next one is :

Did you hear about A who asked his friends to give him all their burnt out light bulbs?

He just bought a camera and wanted to set up a Darkroom.

he he...nice one Mathi.. :laugh: :laugh: Others are also good..thanks for sharing