RODIES :- 6th Wonder By The God : Ep. 6
Bhagwaan Ka Chathaa Chamatkar :- Members who are new-age fighters 
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"Damn!! RO(FL)DIES , Due to the popularity and TRP now a days I get at least 10 request for kiss ! Errr..." Pooja shouted out loudly*
*claps* claps *claps*
"Why are you clapping? " Pooja asked to the person who was clapping...
"I wish all the girls asked me for kisses! This is not right u know! In community it’s partial. The guys asks for kisses but the girls never asks for kisses *poor me* "
Deepu told.."Ha! Tera nuisance is unavoidable in the chatrooms and other threads. isiliya..when eric wetn to mute MTV..u were pushed into this.
"Pooja with irritated voice*
"So what u got a real cute handsome sweet and lovely guy as partner! **Kwel Deepu**
" Deepu told with a smile*
"You are just opp of what u have told..have u seen urself in mirror?.look into it..them mirror will crack, utna ugly ,unhygienic insaan ho tum.. hmm! Anyways girls! For all of you I will suffer " Pooja screeched...
**Deepu was biting the lips**
**Show starts**
"Oh Bodunnan waalo today your new host...." Deepu started..! Damn here goes a shout from the back ..
**You dog, You cat, You owl....**
Deepu was looking into the direction of the sound and pooja was looking at deepu An old lady walked in as if she is going to hit someone... Came near to deepu "You..You...Donkey! You will ask my daughter to come out in the night with you....." She shouted looking at deepu
"Aunty ..I am sorry..what ? Err..ur daughter.." Deepu confused surprised...
"Ha! Maansi is my daughter...u ..u ..u ..cat" Aunty shouted at Deepu again..Deepu was confused..
"Mansi? .. ."Then Deepu took out his dairy..started looking at al the names..
"Maansi from Coimbatore..Maansi from Delhi..Maansi from Punjab..I don't...*
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"Damn!! RO(FL)DIES , Due to the popularity and TRP now a days I get at least 10 request for kiss ! Errr..." Pooja shouted out loudly*
*claps* claps *claps*
"Why are you clapping? " Pooja asked to the person who was clapping...
"I wish all the girls asked me for kisses! This is not right u know! In community it’s partial. The guys asks for kisses but the girls never asks for kisses *poor me* "
Deepu told.."Ha! Tera nuisance is unavoidable in the chatrooms and other threads. isiliya..when eric wetn to mute MTV..u were pushed into this.
"Pooja with irritated voice*
"So what u got a real cute handsome sweet and lovely guy as partner! **Kwel Deepu**
" Deepu told with a smile*
"You are just opp of what u have told..have u seen urself in mirror?.look into it..them mirror will crack, utna ugly ,unhygienic insaan ho tum.. hmm! Anyways girls! For all of you I will suffer " Pooja screeched...
**Deepu was biting the lips**
**Show starts**
"Oh Bodunnan waalo today your new host...." Deepu started..! Damn here goes a shout from the back ..
**You dog, You cat, You owl....**
Deepu was looking into the direction of the sound and pooja was looking at deepu An old lady walked in as if she is going to hit someone... Came near to deepu "You..You...Donkey! You will ask my daughter to come out in the night with you....." She shouted looking at deepu
"Aunty ..I am sorry..what ? Err..ur daughter.." Deepu confused surprised...
"Ha! Maansi is my daughter...u ..u ..u ..cat" Aunty shouted at Deepu again..Deepu was confused..
"Mansi? .. ."Then Deepu took out his dairy..started looking at al the names..
"Maansi from Coimbatore..Maansi from Delhi..Maansi from Punjab..I don't...*
**Hit with slippers on his face**
"No Maansi from Pluto.Stay away from her , u stinky ruthless dog " Aunty walked off **shouting ..our cat dog..music..**
**Deepu looked to pooja**
"Hope all mothers were like this ... u dog**
"Bodunnan waaloo..**No kiss** today we have the 6th wonder and ur latest favourite Meethi ** no kiss**" Pooja started off!
Meethi walked near towards Pooja. Meethi's eyes on Deepu...
"So Meethi what do you . Are you all set for PI." Deepu asked Meethi...
"You ! You stand aside from me. If you come close to me I will raise a case on women molestation....Stand 5 meters away.." Meethi shouted at deepu.. ** What a start for him ..**
"Chal Open kar door...Let me c that thakaalaa..Err"
** Doors shattered**Coming up a male figure from the age of darkness...but wait wait, someone pulled him back...now what we see, a female soul making her way around like a storm coming....suddenly lights get on and we saw a girl with TWINKLING suit, heavy makeup and goofy specks with a banner in her hand. Saying...
** U all men r hideous mannerless foolz???
Dont u knows of the term "Ladiez First"???
Well how would u???
U r all wrapped in your own "Men r the best image"
U r a pig arent u???
No worse. U r a dog..... a stinking dog .......... a dog tht hasnt bathed fr weekz ........... a stinking dog tht hasnt bathed fr weekz .............. YES **
*Patz herself on the back*
Raghu:- Yeh toofaan kahan se aaya? Kaun chillaa raha hia?
Rajeev:- Lagta hia teri Ex-gf naaree morcha lekar aa gayee hia..
*** Enters Meethi ***
Meethi:- Nahi chalega, nahi chalega...Ladkiyon par atyaachaar nahi chalega..
Enterz Meethi .... with her hand covering her face [just like her DP] wearing a T shirt Women R the Best
Raghu : Kaaheka Atyaachar???
Meethi : Ladiez bathroom mein toilet paper nahi hai.
"No Maansi from Pluto.Stay away from her , u stinky ruthless dog " Aunty walked off **shouting ..our cat dog..music..**
**Deepu looked to pooja**
"Hope all mothers were like this ... u dog**
"Bodunnan waaloo..**No kiss** today we have the 6th wonder and ur latest favourite Meethi ** no kiss**" Pooja started off!
Meethi walked near towards Pooja. Meethi's eyes on Deepu...
"So Meethi what do you . Are you all set for PI." Deepu asked Meethi...
"You ! You stand aside from me. If you come close to me I will raise a case on women molestation....Stand 5 meters away.." Meethi shouted at deepu.. ** What a start for him ..**
"Chal Open kar door...Let me c that thakaalaa..Err"
** Doors shattered**Coming up a male figure from the age of darkness...but wait wait, someone pulled him back...now what we see, a female soul making her way around like a storm coming....suddenly lights get on and we saw a girl with TWINKLING suit, heavy makeup and goofy specks with a banner in her hand. Saying...
** U all men r hideous mannerless foolz???
Dont u knows of the term "Ladiez First"???
Well how would u???
U r all wrapped in your own "Men r the best image"
U r a pig arent u???
No worse. U r a dog..... a stinking dog .......... a dog tht hasnt bathed fr weekz ........... a stinking dog tht hasnt bathed fr weekz .............. YES **
*Patz herself on the back*
Raghu:- Yeh toofaan kahan se aaya? Kaun chillaa raha hia?
Rajeev:- Lagta hia teri Ex-gf naaree morcha lekar aa gayee hia..
*** Enters Meethi ***
Meethi:- Nahi chalega, nahi chalega...Ladkiyon par atyaachaar nahi chalega..
Enterz Meethi .... with her hand covering her face [just like her DP] wearing a T shirt Women R the Best
Raghu : Kaaheka Atyaachar???
Meethi : Ladiez bathroom mein toilet paper nahi hai.
Raghu : Abbey koi Sarkari Bhandaar se toilet paper laa do yaar..Why is every girls behind toilet paper
Meethi:- Why you men are like this always? REGRESSIVE
Raghu:- Err, kya?
Raghu : Abbeey regressive ka toh pata nahi.... par tum paanch minute aur naari naari chilaai toh hum do men Depressive jaroor ho jaaenge
Meethi:- Tumhe pata bhi hia aaj bhi naari kin kin musibitoon se gheeri hui hia...uss par kitna bojh daal rakha hia tum VEHSHI DARINDO NE...pal pal woh kut kut ke roti hia..!!..uska jeevan kora kagaz bana rakha hia tumne..
Raghu : Hum tumhe Rofldie banne ka mauka denge???
Meethi : Naari ko sammaaan dena ch.......... ROFLDIE!!!! ........... Bhaad mein jaane do jo maine kaha ........... Savaal poochho
Raghu:- Tum yahan kis liye aayee ho? Kya chal raha hia tumhaare dimaag mein?
Meethi : Mai toh yahaan morcha nikaalne aayi thi par woh toh sirf rickshawvale se discount maangne mein kaam aata hai Lekin jab aapne itna bada mauka dene ka thaan liya hai toh kyun na rofldie banoo???
Raghu: tum mein rofldie banane layak hai kya?
Meethi : I m a woman. Woman maane strength n support. Hum ek juth ho jaae toh kisi bhi purush ko competition se baahar karke nikal sakte hai.
Raghu : Ye baat-baat pe Naari Aandolan channel pe kyun tune hoti hai aap???
Meethi : Yeh sab kiya dhara tum MARD JAAT ka hia..Naa tum naari ka shoshan karte na hi aisa hota.. WAISE..yeh kehne ke mujhe paise milte hian
Raghu : Aap aisa kabse hai???
Meethi : Well meri maa ne nau mahine Aap ki Adaalat ke episodez dekhe thee Tabse mujhe aarop lagaane ka shaukh hai,Paida hui aur jab doctor ne mujhe maara tab maine uspar Physical Abuse ka case maara,Jab pitaaji mujhe chocolate dene se inkaar karte the tab main unhe Women exploitation ka lecture deti thi.
**meethi says she wants some water to drink ***
Meethi:- Why you men are like this always? REGRESSIVE
Raghu:- Err, kya?
Raghu : Abbeey regressive ka toh pata nahi.... par tum paanch minute aur naari naari chilaai toh hum do men Depressive jaroor ho jaaenge
Meethi:- Tumhe pata bhi hia aaj bhi naari kin kin musibitoon se gheeri hui hia...uss par kitna bojh daal rakha hia tum VEHSHI DARINDO NE...pal pal woh kut kut ke roti hia..!!..uska jeevan kora kagaz bana rakha hia tumne..
Raghu : Hum tumhe Rofldie banne ka mauka denge???
Meethi : Naari ko sammaaan dena ch.......... ROFLDIE!!!! ........... Bhaad mein jaane do jo maine kaha ........... Savaal poochho
Raghu:- Tum yahan kis liye aayee ho? Kya chal raha hia tumhaare dimaag mein?
Meethi : Mai toh yahaan morcha nikaalne aayi thi par woh toh sirf rickshawvale se discount maangne mein kaam aata hai Lekin jab aapne itna bada mauka dene ka thaan liya hai toh kyun na rofldie banoo???
Raghu: tum mein rofldie banane layak hai kya?
Meethi : I m a woman. Woman maane strength n support. Hum ek juth ho jaae toh kisi bhi purush ko competition se baahar karke nikal sakte hai.
Raghu : Ye baat-baat pe Naari Aandolan channel pe kyun tune hoti hai aap???
Meethi : Yeh sab kiya dhara tum MARD JAAT ka hia..Naa tum naari ka shoshan karte na hi aisa hota.. WAISE..yeh kehne ke mujhe paise milte hian
Raghu : Aap aisa kabse hai???
Meethi : Well meri maa ne nau mahine Aap ki Adaalat ke episodez dekhe thee Tabse mujhe aarop lagaane ka shaukh hai,Paida hui aur jab doctor ne mujhe maara tab maine uspar Physical Abuse ka case maara,Jab pitaaji mujhe chocolate dene se inkaar karte the tab main unhe Women exploitation ka lecture deti thi.
**meethi says she wants some water to drink ***
Raghu take a glass and put some water and gives it to her..
Meethi:- .dont come near me. if you touch me I will put a case over u for humiliation in public place
Raghu:- Acha meri maa yeh bata, agar tujhe select kar liya..to teri stratagy kya hogi?
Meethi : Main un ladkon ko apne husn k jaal mein aisa phasaaoongi ki woh AUR bhi andhein ho jaae aur sahi ya ghalat mein unhe koi pharak naa rahe Phir unse jhagde karvaaoongi aur aapas mein dushmani badhaaongi Aur mauka dekhkar vote out mein baahar kar doongi
Raghu : Abbeyyyy humein Daily Soapz ki vamp nahi chahiye
Meethi : How dare u call me tht!?!?!?! Tum jaante nahi ho mujhko*Flickz her hair*
RAGHU:- Tumko itna gussa kyun aata hia?..
Meethi:- Yeh kaisa swaal hia batmeez
Raghu:- Haila, tu to bhadak gayee, simple sa sawaal hia..
Meethi:- Main supreme court tak jaaungi..tumhaare MALE-DOMINATING show ko taala lagwaa dungi..naari ka shoshan karte ho...abla naari samajh kar kuch bhi puchoge?
Raghu:- Maaf kar de meri maa, tu selected hia...jaaa..khush reh....
Meethi:- Selected ..tera intention kuch aur hoga..sach bol..taakla..latter call karka..kuch aur nahi poochega na...
Raghu :- Ara public nuisance chup kar.. aur baag! or i will put a case against you for curising my innocent heart and pathetic brain..**baghooo**
Meethi :- Teekh hai Raghu and Rajiv. Me going... makar i wil have an eye on you..remember! woman is the power of this world
**Rajiv to the worker boy**arree isse koi thanda paani peelaaoo ree
As Meethi disappearz , a flash n a nakd body appearz in the PI room
Raghu : Abbey yeh kya???
Devendar : I m a doctor from the future .......... sent to protect the human race .................. against Swine Flu
Raghu : Abbey apni body ko toh dhankh le
People get some toilet paper
Future Doc rollz it around him
Raghu : Arreeeeyyyy abhi hi laaya tha Ladiez toilet k liye Lagta hai is building ko naseeb nahi hai Toilet Paper
Raghu : Bol kya karne aaya hai???
FD : It seemz tht in the distinct future, a blog on the world wide web briefly explainz tht the victorious of the Rofldies episode 7 had suffered from the deadly n devastating H1N1 virus and aftr his astounding prowess and travellingz had goten sicker to the extent of sneezing hundredz of tymz aftr the finale and thereby caused the epidemic to spread in each of the locationz the crew travelled and thus, spread the disease evn further.
Raghu:- Yeh kya bol raha hai dhakkan?
FD:- I...... the "brilliant" mind invented the tym machine meself and trangressed meself into the present age [although i couldnt figure out how to send meself WITH clothez] to prevent the winner of Rofldies to actually become victorious in the show................ thereby becoming victorious meself and not making the other guy victorious
Raghu : Abbbeeeyyyyyy CHUP
Rajeev whispers to raghu """ Ek hi sentence ko teen baar gol gol ghumaake bol raha hai"" Itni English mujhe bhi aati hia
Future Doc heard that
Future doc: The three stories that are to be discussed contrast in several different ways. The stories of Bruce Evans, and Jean Crawley, differ from those of Grant McRae for several different reasons. The stories of Bruce and Jean had a view of home life during the war as well as a view of a soldier who fought on the ground. Grant McRae's story was that of an air force soldier who did little work on the ground............
Raghu:- acha acha mere baap, bas kar...
Raghu : Kya kar lega ROFLDIE mein jaakar???
FD : I'll take samplez of blood and skin tissue
Raghu : Bol kya karne aaya hai???
FD : It seemz tht in the distinct future, a blog on the world wide web briefly explainz tht the victorious of the Rofldies episode 7 had suffered from the deadly n devastating H1N1 virus and aftr his astounding prowess and travellingz had goten sicker to the extent of sneezing hundredz of tymz aftr the finale and thereby caused the epidemic to spread in each of the locationz the crew travelled and thus, spread the disease evn further.
Raghu:- Yeh kya bol raha hai dhakkan?
FD:- I...... the "brilliant" mind invented the tym machine meself and trangressed meself into the present age [although i couldnt figure out how to send meself WITH clothez] to prevent the winner of Rofldies to actually become victorious in the show................ thereby becoming victorious meself and not making the other guy victorious
Raghu : Abbbeeeyyyyyy CHUP
Rajeev whispers to raghu """ Ek hi sentence ko teen baar gol gol ghumaake bol raha hai"" Itni English mujhe bhi aati hia
Future Doc heard that
Future doc: The three stories that are to be discussed contrast in several different ways. The stories of Bruce Evans, and Jean Crawley, differ from those of Grant McRae for several different reasons. The stories of Bruce and Jean had a view of home life during the war as well as a view of a soldier who fought on the ground. Grant McRae's story was that of an air force soldier who did little work on the ground............
Raghu:- acha acha mere baap, bas kar...
Raghu : Kya kar lega ROFLDIE mein jaakar???
FD : I'll take samplez of blood and skin tissue
Raghu : Polio ka booth khola hai humne???
Do boond zindagi ki Chup Chap contestant bankar kya karega bata de!!! U r not gonna do testz and crap .............. u r gonna do taskz and hopefully fall in our trap
Raghu : Abbeeeyyyyy sentencez ki machine ............. Bruce ka choos le ................... BHEJA
Jean ka pakad le ................... HAATH
aur GRANT ko thok le ..................... TAKKAR
aur watak yahaan se
FD : OK sir i'll dearly and gratifically answer those questionz which u solely put frward ..... m just here to ensure the survival of the Homo Sapien race tht has solely dominated the phase of the earth fr centuriez and hopefully continue fr other centuriez rather than live their life on capsulez and watch tht idiotic reality show Roadiez 56
Raghu : Abbbeeeyyyy tujhe samajh mein aa raha hai tu kya bol raha hai???
FD : Aapko aa raha hai???
Raghu : Haan be .......... mujhe bhi samajh mein nahi aaya
Rajeev:- Acha yeh bata, tu to doc hia na...to yahan rofldies mein tera kya kaam?
FD : I'll take samplez of blood and skin tissue
Raghu : Polio ka booth khola hai humne???
Do boond zindagi ki Chup Chap contestant bankar kya karega bata de!!! U r not gonna do testz and crap ... u r gonna do taskz and hopefully fall in our trap
Raghu : Dekh ...... tu achha kaand karne aaya hai [bhale nanga] toh hum select toh karna chahte hai .............. PARANTU audience k liye teri thodi toh pwning karni padegi??? Ye saal toh kisine bhi yeh karne nahi diya ........... aur ek Stuti ne toh humaari vaat laga di
FD : I have a high potential to undergo stress and i lost all emotionz in the right side of me face 13 yearz ago
Raghu : Abbeeeyyyy ghonchu .... agar tu past mein aaya toh tujhe 14 saal aur lagenge emotionz gavaane mein
Do boond zindagi ki Chup Chap contestant bankar kya karega bata de!!! U r not gonna do testz and crap .............. u r gonna do taskz and hopefully fall in our trap
Raghu : Abbeeeyyyyy sentencez ki machine ............. Bruce ka choos le ................... BHEJA
Jean ka pakad le ................... HAATH
aur GRANT ko thok le ..................... TAKKAR
aur watak yahaan se
FD : OK sir i'll dearly and gratifically answer those questionz which u solely put frward ..... m just here to ensure the survival of the Homo Sapien race tht has solely dominated the phase of the earth fr centuriez and hopefully continue fr other centuriez rather than live their life on capsulez and watch tht idiotic reality show Roadiez 56
Raghu : Abbbeeeyyyy tujhe samajh mein aa raha hai tu kya bol raha hai???
FD : Aapko aa raha hai???
Raghu : Haan be .......... mujhe bhi samajh mein nahi aaya
Rajeev:- Acha yeh bata, tu to doc hia na...to yahan rofldies mein tera kya kaam?
FD : I'll take samplez of blood and skin tissue
Raghu : Polio ka booth khola hai humne???
Do boond zindagi ki Chup Chap contestant bankar kya karega bata de!!! U r not gonna do testz and crap ... u r gonna do taskz and hopefully fall in our trap
Raghu : Dekh ...... tu achha kaand karne aaya hai [bhale nanga] toh hum select toh karna chahte hai .............. PARANTU audience k liye teri thodi toh pwning karni padegi??? Ye saal toh kisine bhi yeh karne nahi diya ........... aur ek Stuti ne toh humaari vaat laga di
FD : I have a high potential to undergo stress and i lost all emotionz in the right side of me face 13 yearz ago
Raghu : Abbeeeyyyy ghonchu .... agar tu past mein aaya toh tujhe 14 saal aur lagenge emotionz gavaane mein
FD : Oh i failed to come to the circumspection tht i indeed had not gotten to the core meaning tht i really had not lost all emotionz on NOT the right side of me face
Raghu : Ab tu hindi mein bolega, samjha???
FD : [thinking in mind] l@ude lag gaye
Raghu : Bata rofldies mein jaake kya karega???? Aur agar experimentz ya testz ki baat ki toh bhool jaa apne mission ko
FD : Meinnnn logon pe ghadi rakhoonga
Raghu : Ghadi???
FD : Watch,i'll keep a watch
Raghu : Abbeeyy jaasus tujhe jo puchha hai javaab de
Raghu : Achhaaa tu kisko vote out karega???
FD : Only the healthy onez..........
Raghu : Tujhe kaise pata woh healthy hoga ki nahi ............... tu unke bheje mein ghusega???
Yeda insaan
*beep beep beep*
FD:- Sir this is real ridiculous part of yours.
Raghu.:- Kya bola be?..
FD:- Kuch nahi janaab, carry on
Raghu:- Acha yeh bata ek aur ek kitne hote hain?
FD : It depends. Ek aur ek bandar ho sakte hai and they multiply to 14 a year Ek aur ek chuhe ho sakte hai and they multiply to 140 in a year
Rajiv : Abbeeeyyy Ek aur ek apple bata
FD: It dependz. Ek aur ek apple .......... each apple has 4 seedz...tht meanz 40 applez in 10 yearz...tht meanz 160 seedz.. meannzzzzz.....
Raghu : Maaaff kar mujhe maine tujhe savaal puuchha
Rajiv : Chal bhai..tum ek dum perfect hai! dont go the ladies toilet thinking that its just a toilet..
Raghu : Ara english dictionary..dhakkaan..abhi tera koo french mai bolna hai kya..baagh ithar sa..
**FD walked out**
Deepu : "Pooja sach bol am I so bad ! That all the girl mummies come to me with there bathroom slippers”
Pooja : "No Deepu u are not bad..u are just pathetic..."
Pooja : "Boddunan waalo alvida for today"
Raghu : Ab tu hindi mein bolega, samjha???
FD : [thinking in mind] l@ude lag gaye
Raghu : Bata rofldies mein jaake kya karega???? Aur agar experimentz ya testz ki baat ki toh bhool jaa apne mission ko
FD : Meinnnn logon pe ghadi rakhoonga
Raghu : Ghadi???
FD : Watch,i'll keep a watch
Raghu : Abbeeyy jaasus tujhe jo puchha hai javaab de
Raghu : Achhaaa tu kisko vote out karega???
FD : Only the healthy onez..........
Raghu : Tujhe kaise pata woh healthy hoga ki nahi ............... tu unke bheje mein ghusega???
Yeda insaan
*beep beep beep*
FD:- Sir this is real ridiculous part of yours.
Raghu.:- Kya bola be?..
FD:- Kuch nahi janaab, carry on
Raghu:- Acha yeh bata ek aur ek kitne hote hain?
FD : It depends. Ek aur ek bandar ho sakte hai and they multiply to 14 a year Ek aur ek chuhe ho sakte hai and they multiply to 140 in a year
Rajiv : Abbeeeyyy Ek aur ek apple bata
FD: It dependz. Ek aur ek apple .......... each apple has 4 seedz...tht meanz 40 applez in 10 yearz...tht meanz 160 seedz.. meannzzzzz.....
Raghu : Maaaff kar mujhe maine tujhe savaal puuchha
Rajiv : Chal bhai..tum ek dum perfect hai! dont go the ladies toilet thinking that its just a toilet..
Raghu : Ara english dictionary..dhakkaan..abhi tera koo french mai bolna hai kya..baagh ithar sa..
**FD walked out**
Deepu : "Pooja sach bol am I so bad ! That all the girl mummies come to me with there bathroom slippers”
Pooja : "No Deepu u are not bad..u are just pathetic..."
Pooja : "Boddunan waalo alvida for today"
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