2506  “I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.”

1432  I gotta work out. I keep saying it all the time. I keep saying I gotta start working out. It's been about two months since I've worked out. And I just don't have the time. Which uh..is odd. Because I have the time to go out to dinner. And uh..and watch tv. And get a bone density test. And uh.. try to figure out what my phone number spells in words.

801  It is a true saying that "One falsehood leads easily to another".

1408  You cannot add milk in a glass full of milk, but you can add sugar in it. It proves that a sweet person can make space in a filled heart also.

663  Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock.