876  Dance like it hurts, Love like you need money, Work when people are watching.
1481  You haven’t achieved equality until you’re a legitimate target for humor.
1436  Frankly, I’m suspicious of anyone who has a strong opinion on a complicated issue.
833  Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he'll buy a funny hat. Talk to a hungry man about fish, and you're a consultant.
923  'Wrong' is one of those concepts that depends on witnesses.